(untitled). . iii Using y = not + o to measure the slope of that ass Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, out that' s biologically incorrect. Yo
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Using y = not + o to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, out that' s
biologically incorrect. You' d probably wanna use something like
because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
old you major in booty math
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#2 - pebar (08/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
filthy casuals.....   
   
r = sin(x) + 1 on polar
filthy casuals.....

r = sin(x) + 1 on polar
#12 - dawinnamon (08/05/2014) [+] (8 replies)
exp(-((x-4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2/1000)+exp(-((x+4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2/1000)+0.1exp(-((x+4)^2+( y+4)^2)^2)+0.1exp(-((x -4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2)   
   
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exp(-((x-4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2/1000)+exp(-((x+4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2/1000)+0.1exp(-((x+4)^2+( y+4)^2)^2)+0.1exp(-((x -4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2)

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#1 - jacksipian ONLINE (08/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
inb4 someone corrects that formula and puts in another longer one.
inb4 someone corrects that formula and puts in another longer one.
#6 - danielsturk (08/05/2014) [-]
WTF? What kind of ass looks like that?
#17 - butakun (08/05/2014) [-]
"Booty math"

The correct term is calculass.
User avatar #5 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Using the mass of the ass and the angle of the dangle, calculate the measure of the pleasure.
#8 - homohominilupusest ONLINE (08/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Biologically incorrect you say?
#13 - nekizalb (08/05/2014) [-]
"I wish I was a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves"
#21 - ayero (08/05/2014) [-]
Both are wrong, but whatever. If the ass is curved, you'd use a partial derivative to measure the slope of said curve as a trace. Get on your knees, Algebra 2. We use Calc III here.
User avatar #4 - olmesy (08/05/2014) [-]
But the first guy is right...

If he's trying to find the slope (i.e. gradient) then you have to take a linear tangent
#20 - jaynsilentbob ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
MFW everyones talking maths and i suck at it.
MFW everyones talking maths and i suck at it.
User avatar #16 - faithrider (08/05/2014) [-]
actually most booties are horizontal to the ground so the appropriate equation would be y= the square root of x. and not limited to x>= 1. because the ass dont function
User avatar #15 - DeathKnight (08/05/2014) [-]
using a quadratic equation to equate dat ass and then taking the derivative to find the slope at any point of dat ass
User avatar #28 - perform (08/05/2014) [-]
Anyone who took math in high school would know quadratics.
#27 - walkingwaffles (08/05/2014) [-]
Ok, now, if the booty is a second degree polynomial, then the slope of the function in a point (the derivative) is a linear function.
#26 - CIS White Male (08/05/2014) [-]
Both mathmatically incorrect. You don't use the equation to find the slope. You use the integral.
User avatar #25 - beatmasterz (08/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
mx? I thought it was y=ax+b
User avatar #23 - phantomi (08/05/2014) [-]
Well the real formula for the perfect ass is (S+C) x (B+F)/T = V

S stands for overall shape, C for circularity, B for bounciness, F for firmness and T for texture. If a woman has given herself unswervingly honest marks between 1 and 20 for all of these, and measured the ratio of her hips to her waist (V) then you should get a score between 1-100

Apparently 80 is the perfect score.
#22 - CIS White Male (08/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>trying to sound smart using 6th grade math   
   
   
pic unrelated
>trying to sound smart using 6th grade math


pic unrelated
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