(untitled). . So I called AAA bead. . ‘my car key battery died and they little trick. Why would you hide this, ?. Why would you call batteries? (untitled) So I called AAA bead ‘my car key battery died and they little trick Why would you hide this ? call batteries?
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User avatar #174 - blakethewizard
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User avatar #189 to #174 - brcstar [OP]
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#196 to #174 - iamnotacleverman
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Asking to get rekt
#7 - anon id: 2226effc
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Its called reading the car manual. I've had my VW two months and the first thing I did was read it.
#41 to #7 - crateopl
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That moment when you realize that the car's manual is probably INSIDE the car.
User avatar #14 to #7 - cdsams
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Read The F.ucking Manual
or
RTFM for future use.
#35 to #7 - JulioTheJuly
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#59 to #7 - anon id: c5ffb2f1
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did you forget?

nigs dont like to read.
#98 to #7 - anon id: 176c9753
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who the **** reads the manual for their car? That is some weird, OCD, tight wad ****. No one reads the ******* manual, or the assembly instructions. Only rainbow loving liberal socialist faggots read manuals.
User avatar #36 to #7 - JulioTheJuly
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The Manual
User avatar #9 to #7 - thebaseballexpert
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do you also read assembly instructions?

I bet you kiss girls, faggot
User avatar #60 to #9 - crampers
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If you're whole living room comes from IKEA you better read the manuals
#61 to #60 - anon id: c71a9da9
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your*
User avatar #62 to #61 - crampers
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im not playing my big tittied mommys games anon
#81 to #9 - sovereignty
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#186 to #9 - anon id: ca1a83fb
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people who assemble without instructions deserve to be beaten to ******* death, nothing you put together will ever be right and you deserve only bad things in life
#155 to #9 - anon id: 6e9c9e37
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Same anon as original, for a $25,000 piece of machinery it only makes sense to read the manual.
I don't read terms and conditions though. Aint nobody has time for that.
My girl kissing days have been over since college, bitches too crazy for me.
User avatar #107 to #9 - mhden
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i bet he also reads the terms of service in programs .
#31 - thetechpony
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Why would you call batteries?
#124 to #31 - kadish
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#145 to #31 - anon id: 08add4c2
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I laughed way too hard at this
User avatar #129 to #31 - twofreegerbils
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AAA cropping dude
User avatar #140 to #129 - captinchikin
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Why the **** would you crop with batteries?
#94 to #31 - ugoboom
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I'm up for some master race white space just as any other white supremacist, but jesus christ dude
User avatar #78 to #31 - meuk
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hmm das some good white space mang
#1 - painfulsensation
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how dare they hide such a thing
User avatar #3 - nerdrage
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It looks better also thieves maybe
#64 - nazo
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I can't believe someone buys a car and doesnt read the goddamn manual
I can't believe someone buys a car and doesnt read the goddamn manual
User avatar #79 to #64 - leonhardt
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Had they had a good salesman, they would have known it was there.
#96 to #64 - anon id: 176c9753
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who the **** reads the manual for their car? That is some weird, OCD, tight wad ****. No one reads the ******* manual, or the assembly instructions. Only rainbow loving liberal socialist faggots read manuals.
#97 to #96 - nazo
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hehehehehehe I dont know what are you talking about
hehehehehehe I dont know what are you talking about
User avatar #68 to #64 - Nahyon
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And what do you expect to find there if you get a new car after owning one for quite some time ?
User avatar #71 to #68 - nazo
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A secret hood opening, where the box of lights is i dont know how you call them in english to fix the lights if they broke and where important parts are because different manufacturer means different car and different pieces, If I didnt read my Ford manual I would be f.ucked a lot of times times
User avatar #80 to #64 - catburglarpenis
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You should be shocked and amazed that anyone at all even knows how to read nowadays.
User avatar #65 to #64 - sirfapaton
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Quite a lot of people don't read manuals... Or terms of service.
#66 to #65 - stimate
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Only needed the manual once... and it didn't help.
User avatar #130 - mrfartypants
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i cant believe everyone is calling it a "keyhole"
User avatar #131 to #130 - capslockrage
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Well that's what it's called.
User avatar #133 to #131 - mrfartypants
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its called a door lock cylinder
User avatar #135 to #133 - capslockrage
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It's a keyhole. **** off.
User avatar #136 to #135 - mrfartypants
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**mrfartypants rolls 44** dubs and its a door lock cylinder
#163 to #136 - octagon
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Welp. Guess its decided then.
Welp. Guess its decided then.
User avatar #144 to #136 - capslockrage
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y U DO DIS ROLL GOD

Y U HAET ME
#149 to #144 - lucariopwnz
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owned
owned
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#137 to #136 - lizardlickscereal
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Can't beat that logic.
#8 - hudge
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RTFM, faggot.
User avatar #16 to #8 - wumbido
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it could have been a used car, i have no first hand experience but i dont think people include the manual when they sell a car
User avatar #17 to #16 - hudge
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The VW's that are equipped with these kinds of hidden door locks are too new to be sold second-hand legally without a booklet containing the owners manual and all of the emissions/maintenance maintenance information manuals included.

I work for a chain of dealers that sells VW. It's a huge issue when re-selling a car that they come with the books.
#18 to #17 - wumbido
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looks like i learnt something new today, thanks hudge
looks like i learnt something new today, thanks hudge
User avatar #176 to #17 - kevinator
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Yeah, if you sell it from a dealership, but if you buy from someone, they might of thrown their out, or have someone like my buddy who just ripped his to shred smoking.
User avatar #151 to #17 - dabugman
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Since when are there laws on reselling a car if it is too new? I could go buy a brand new car and sell it immediately. And even if there are, you are still full of ****. A quick search turned up a video uploaded in 2010 of a how to on this. 4 years isn't very new.
#178 to #151 - penileburglar
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He said you can't sell them WITHOUT the owners manual and maintenance information, not that you can't sell them at all.
He said you can't sell them WITHOUT the owners manual and maintenance information, not that you can't sell them at all.
User avatar #187 to #178 - dabugman
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That's still ********. A private seller can do whatever they want.
User avatar #191 to #187 - penileburglar
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Actually, no. Car companies can stick a *lot* of stipulations on to what you can and can't do with the car when you buy it from them, and that includes restricting how you sell it. Now, it's damn hard to prove / enforce something as small as the owners' manual, but he's absolutely correct as to the legality of it.
User avatar #193 to #191 - dabugman
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Give me one sited source on how a car company can control what you do with a car you purchase. Just one.
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#75 - norwegiandude
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It was so obvious it hurts... If you have a key, there should be a keyhole in the door.
It was so obvious it hurts... If you have a key, there should be a keyhole in the door.
User avatar #110 to #75 - toncheky
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Not really.
User avatar #113 to #110 - norwegiandude
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yes really
User avatar #114 to #113 - toncheky
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Actually no. Starting the car or opening the trunk.
#116 to #114 - norwegiandude
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Yes, but if you don't have keyholes in the door you don't need them other places.
This piece of plastic can start the car, open the trunk and open the doors.
Metal keys can also do that, but they use keyholes.
User avatar #118 to #116 - toncheky
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if you insert that plastic anywhere it's a key with a keyhole.
User avatar #120 to #118 - norwegiandude
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Nope... Not necessarily right. A key should be able to be turned, if it can't be turnet it's not a key.
#88 to #75 - pentathengone
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#TrunksHaveKeyHoles #MostOfTheTime
User avatar #90 to #88 - norwegiandude
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Not in Norway...
#91 to #90 - pentathengone
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#MostOfTheTime
User avatar #93 to #91 - norwegiandude
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#TheFactThatYouUseHashtagsToThatExtentMakesMeWannaPunchYouInTheFace Okay, maybe most of the time... But that's just in addition to the doors. There's almost never just a key for the trunk.
#95 to #93 - pentathengone
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I only use hashtags when I feel obliged
User avatar #100 to #95 - norwegiandude
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You shouldn't

Maybe on Facebook though
#102 to #100 - pentathengone
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I don't use Facebook anymore. Too many game requests I know its a bad habit that I picked up from hanging out with this girl I like.
User avatar #105 to #102 - norwegiandude
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Facebook seems like a must these days. You can block those requests
Did you make **** with her?
User avatar #106 to #105 - norwegiandude
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Damn! The wordfilter expired... No intense bodylove
#205 to #106 - pentathengone
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It's all Instagram and Twitter with my circle of friends.

I hate those word filters too, but I suggested that my kinky gay son change it so his name comes out as Fagboy Ladyman Whale Vagina Licker. lol
#206 to #205 - pentathengone
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Oh also in response to your question, No sadly not yet but soon...
User avatar #207 to #206 - norwegiandude
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Instagram and twitter is the worst kind of cancer... (twitter is okay for news and stuff though)

Ohhhh... How highly do you rate her? 7/10?
#208 to #207 - pentathengone
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Twitter to spam hashtags and look at how stupid people are and Instagram to follow knife makers and custom gun shops that I go to(mainly just keeping up to date with their sales...)

Yeah a 7 or 8/10
User avatar #209 to #208 - norwegiandude
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Basically yeees... Gunshops? We haven't even heard the word in Norway...

NICE!

You must introduce me to her.
Nah, I'm just kidding...
#210 to #209 - pentathengone
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I live in Florida, USA so living in the "Gunshine" state means you will find them everywhere.
User avatar #211 to #210 - norwegiandude
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Oh... I'm not too interested in guns although I'm a pretty good shot. I handle sniper rifles/hunting rifles with precision and after half a year I shot better than my father who'd been doing this for over 30 years.
User avatar #99 to #75 - frownymonsta
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or to start the car
User avatar #103 to #99 - norwegiandude
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Yes, you can start a car with a key.
User avatar #134 to #75 - capslockrage
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No, ********, you have a key to open the trunk and probably the gas cap and when you have a different key to open the door and you don't see any keyhole, there is no reason to assume that there is a keyhole hidden behind the door handle. Why would they hide it?
User avatar #138 to #134 - norwegiandude
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There's very few cars that have a key that don't have keyholes in the door.
So statistics is on your side when you assume that there are keyholes in the door.
They would hide it because they obviously didn't want it to ruin the design of the car.
User avatar #143 to #134 - thatoneiranianguy
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Aesthetics...seriously just think for once.
User avatar #170 to #75 - kevinator
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User avatar #183 to #170 - norwegiandude
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That's a corvette.
It doesn't count when it's a button-start car.
The key did also look a little tiny/puny to be able to access a ******* Corvette.

The video was funny though... Here, have a thumb!
User avatar #184 to #183 - kevinator
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Aha, thanks, I was just messing with you because I remembered the video, my car is a button-access/start and I still have a key and key holes for the doors.
User avatar #192 to #184 - norwegiandude
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I see! You probably have a nice car then... I have a pretty old Land Rover Freelander TD4.
I don't have the fancy button-start though. Cars in Norway are so ******* expensive!
I'll never buy a new car while living in Norway.
#195 to #192 - kevinator
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2013 Kia Optima Turbo. I live in Canada and she cost me about 33 G. So its spanking new and got alot of these fancy options aha.


Picture isn't my car, I just googled it.
#198 to #195 - norwegiandude
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That's one nice car and if it costed you 33 000 USD/CAD you must be pretty rich.
It looks really new and fancy.

2005 Land Rover Freelander TurboDiesel 4-wheel-drive.
Nothing fancy, but I need "muh 4-wheel-drive" and it gets me where I want to go.
I live in Norway and I paid a little more than 1/4 of what you paid.
But having a car in Norway is ******* expensive I tell you. All these fees and ****.


Pic isn't my car, but it looks almost exactly like my car. Same colour!
User avatar #202 to #198 - kevinator
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Nah man, not rich. Just paying it over 5 years , and for the price, you got a good car man
User avatar #203 to #202 - norwegiandude
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Oh, I see. I paid all at once just to get over with it.
Yeah, I think so too! It was an auction so it would normally cost almost twice as much.
User avatar #204 to #203 - kevinator
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dayum
#43 - kevinator
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I know that feeling,

My starting key fob was defective and would lose signal there and there, one time, it lost signal when I wanted to enter my car, intense bodylove was I happy when pressed that little silver button out of frustration and found out I actually have a key. (not the one in the picture) to unlock the car.
User avatar #44 to #43 - kevinator
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I meant the picture isn't the defective key fob.
#55 to #43 - anon id: c5ffb2f1
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s'ok i wouldn't openly admit to owning a crumulent kia either.
User avatar #158 to #55 - kevinator
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I love Kias, so far one of the most reliable brand I owned.
#74 to #43 - anon id: 21adef27
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You buy a car and dont know where the key is? are you telling me you expected to not to have a key?
Are you retarded? thats the basic
User avatar #104 to #74 - zacoren
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Newer cars are making it so that you don't need a key to start, jut that the key Fob to the car be near the car. Then you press a button for ignition. Just because something used to be standard doesn't mean it will be forever.
User avatar #167 to #74 - kevinator
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Sorry man, but that cars doesn't even need me pulling my keys out, I just press on the door sensor, get in, push to start, shift in gear and go. last time I used a key was in 2006.
User avatar #125 to #74 - kaitora
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Have you never driven a new car? You just keep the keys in your pocket when you have a proximity key.
#2 - waffies
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*Googles VW hidden keyhole*   
   
Well hot damn!
*Googles VW hidden keyhole*

Well hot damn!