(untitled). . its beautiful adman named Dice Gooing to have a beautiful baby name baby Battlefield 4 Sboyfriend is the father name is EA his job, EA had an enem
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its beautiful adman named Dice
Gooing to have a beautiful baby
name baby Battlefield 4
Sboyfriend is the father
name is EA
his job, EA had an enemy named Activision
Churns out Activision was having a baby as well
baby' s name was going to be Call of Duty: Ghosts
DIEA envied Activision, and naturally wanted his child to be betterthan Activation's
Milne day at home, EA names home mere upset than usual
What' s wrong honey?"
HI want bur baby new!"
laugh
Honey, it doesn' t work that way- Our baby needs time to be beautiful."
of anger and frustration, EA punches yum hard in the uterus
force tithe punch puts yum into labor
are rushed to the hospital where yum give birth to yew baby
4 is alive, but is premature and has down syndrome
boyfriend tries to hide the baby' s disabilities when his boss Metacritic asks about him.
people become suspicious about the baby' s disabilities
them that it' s temporary and will gs away when he grows older
even uses gifts to persuade them
Essentually everyine finds out
Eeveryone hates EA
Eeveryone shows sympathy towards yum
Eeveryone just wanted yum to have a normal baby and be happy
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Submitted: 07/14/2014
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#3 - rockergamer ONLINE (07/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
But what about Activision's baby?
User avatar #5 to #3 - kyrozor (07/14/2014) [-]
Activisions baby was going to have a rough life either way, the parents stop caring after like the 8th or 9th just like "Oh look, another one"
#1 - quelaagislove (07/14/2014) [+] (30 replies)
EA has ruined so many things... Dragon Age, Mass Effect....i wish they would just intense bodylove off from the gaming industry or stick with sport titles....
EA has ruined so many things... Dragon Age, Mass Effect....i wish they would just intense bodylove off from the gaming industry or stick with sport titles....
#16 - ninjabadger ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
That describes battlefield perfectly, intense bodyloveing EA.
User avatar #9 - umaya (07/15/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Ubisoft are turning into EA
EA are turning into Activision
idk where Activision is going but they are paired with Blizzard so get ready for pay to play open world cod.
#44 - kulamia (07/15/2014) [-]
Wait, you forgot the part where you, DICE, try to fix "Battlefield 4's" down syndrome by feeding him lead and making him sleep upside down, then giving him tons of different colorful outfits then telling people "See he's better now!" when he has the exact same problems as when he was born.

MFW shooting someone, watching my bullets hit their chest and blood splatter, then hey kill me with 100% health in hardcore mode.
#13 - thatcreepingfeelin (07/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**thatcreepingfeelin rolled image**this was both incredibly funny and terribly sad. i'm not sure if i should be crying or laughing.
User avatar #18 to #13 - kevinator ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
they'd smell you.
#54 - xbananamanz (07/15/2014) [-]
i cant even play the new dlc that came out to day because of how ***** bf4 is it has to be one of the worst games i ever played
#47 - xgrandmoffx (07/15/2014) [-]
Battlefront 3, here we come!
#8 - antzell (07/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**antzell rolled image** EA's face when
#62 - cdroid (07/15/2014) [-]
Battlefield 4 got higher Metacritic reviews than Call of Duty Ghosts on every system.
I'll give you this though: it keeps crashing on my 80GB PS3 (which had already been replaced once and should have died years ago). I just put in an SSD to make Skyrim faster and here's hoping BF4 becomes playable now. In the future I'll probably be a PC gamer but for now I'm not going to spend any more money than I have to.
#49 - toddsocks (07/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
intense bodylove
User avatar #37 - malkovo ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
intense bodyloveing EA
#22 - tsprout (07/15/2014) [-]
Just so you guys know, the multiplayer part of BF4 was actually made by "DICE LA" not the swedish DICE that made BF3, but a renamed Danger Close (the people behind MoH Warfighter).
I get so sad when I see these BF4 posts, I spent over 1200 hours in BF3, and was so stoked for BF4, but it's pretty much unplayable.
User avatar #7 - plopermon (07/15/2014) [-]
Reminds me a bit of Beta Cringe God's childhood for some reason
#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/15/2014) [-]
The lowest Metacritic (something people shouldn't abide by) was an average of 79 on the Xbox 360.

That's low? That's anecdotally "down syndrome" level?
#4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/14/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 638** more failed trips
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