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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - paintskillz
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#2 - Muppetz
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#1 - nippletwisterism
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Those 2 mormons are gonna fill your mom up with their holy spirit.
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#5 to #3 - anon id: 94120252
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except every few years or so a bunch of christfags start saying how they determined when judgement day is going to occur but it never does
#6 to #3 - mithrin
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So first off Mormons don't actually believe in the traditional "hell", and you don't go to hell for drinking a "warm" drink. When Mormons talk about not drinking hot drinks they mean specifically coffee and tea. Mormons also do not believe that Jesus Christ would literally build a temple in Missouri, however Mormons have built a temple in Missouri. And last but not least Mormons are not based off the bible. Mormons main holy scripture is the Book of Mormon.

Next time you decide to hate a group at least get your reasons for hating them correct.
User avatar #23 to #6 - dharkmoswen
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Just to clarify: The "warm" drink thing? It actually is advised to stay away from hot drinks in their beliefs due to the whole "your body is a temple" thing and the fact that hot drinks are actually potentially damaging to your stomach lining. It's not anything your body can't fix, but meh.
Teas are okay, actually.... so log as they are decaf. Caffeine is highly addictive and that's the only reason the mormon church advises staying away from it.
I think he may have been referring to the Book of Mormon, which is more or less a retelling of most of the bible, but in north america instead.
And lastly, The Book of Mormon is just the most well known "scripture". There's actually also the Doctrine and Covenants (from what I understand, a guide on how to best live your life: example, not taking substances that are harmful to your body, not defiling your body, etc.), the Pearl of Great Price (no idea what that is), and the Bible. The way I've heard it described, in their church, the Bible is the bread, the Book of Mormon is the meat, and the rest are the fixings/trimmings. You can be complete with any part, but it's best to have the whole meal. I thought it was kinda a cool analogy.

Thumbed you up though because I can't stand to see someone defacing anyone's beliefs, even if I thought it was stupid beliefs.
#7 to #6 - anon id: a561e396
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I worked with a Mormon and met quite a few of them. They are rather nice people. They believe in 3 levels of heaven. There is no hell. You go to whichever level you'd be happiest at. No matter what you believed in life. Which honestly is something I like. I don't personally believe in a heaven or a hell but I do like how they don't believe to condemn someone to hell.
User avatar #21 to #7 - dharkmoswen
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Not happiest at. It's the one you most deserve. Kinda like a happier catholic. And there still is belief in hell.
User avatar #9 to #7 - lexivex
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Well, there is a hell in a sense. They call it "Outer Darkness" and it's when you do really ****** up things, like murder and rape. If you are a generally decent person, you're fine
User avatar #41 to #9 - adrianking
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Nah, Outer Darkness are for people who have a perfect knowledge and belief in God and have denied him. Therefore, no man on Earth can possibly go there.

And the lowest level of heaven, where history's worst monsters will go, is apparently so beautiful, that if we were to see it, every human would commit suicide to be there.
#24 - azroth
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it doesn't matter how much or in what way you dislike Mormons, they are still just generally nice, friendly people
#28 to #24 - warioteam
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I think I put that image into circulation
I think I put that image into circulation
#30 to #28 - azroth
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I just googled shrug..
#31 to #30 - warioteam
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thats where i got it too.
i use this one now though
#32 to #31 - xbfmvxreaperx
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#33 to #32 - warioteam
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#11 - robuntu
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Mormons helped me hang drywall. Not sure why they get so much hate....they might be wrong, but they think they are helping you (saving you from hell). They go out, door to door, unpaid and deal with people treating them like crap *and* they'll help with chores or pretty much anything else you want - without charging you a penny.

And people are all like, 'OMG - what a bunch of jerks'.

Lots of other religions would just call you sinner and laugh knowing your a heathen that will go to hell. In lots of places, the religious people would be busy getting laws past that dictate religious values (can't buy alcohol on Sunday! Can't sell birth control! Can't marry gays! etc...) Hell, in Syria, they'd just murder you for not following their God.

But these guys, they just go around, trying to tell you about their god and helping you out if you want to listen. Seem pretty decent if you ask me.
User avatar #16 to #11 - wolverinez
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and don't forget that their church especially developed a peer pressure tactics for marketing purposes. It is when you are one against two, you tend to accept other people's ideas.

Mormons suck. **** mormons.
I like Krisnaites better. At least they sing songs and dance for their own joy and don't bother you much.
#17 to #16 - robuntu
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Go in pairs isn't exactly an evil plot to peer pressure you.

Compare that to the holy wars or Christian ministries that go to 3rd world crapholes and give them food/medicine so long as they listen to the Christian teachings....

Look, I'm not saying Mormons are great. I'm not. I don't believe any of their crap, and I'm sure there are million silly things they believe in. But they do go around, door to door, trying to help. Misguided? Sure. But compared to all the other religions, it seems like they certainly aren't any worse.

Are they systematically protecting grown men who sexually abuse little boys? Are they forcing women to cover 90% of their bodies and be escorted by men? Are they speaking out against birth control? Comparatively, they seem pretty okay.
User avatar #20 to #16 - dharkmoswen
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The pairs isn't a marketing scheme. I once saw a couple of the missionaries on bicycles and one of them totally bit the dirt after his front tire came loose. The other guy had him patched up and was on the phone with paramedics before I could get across the street. They take care of each other.
User avatar #44 to #20 - wolverinez
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I don't understand how your story relates to them using peer pressure...

mormons are basically Scientology lite
User avatar #26 to #11 - dharkmoswen
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A lot of people don't realize.... the church workers are all doing this as volunteer work. The Bishop (like a priest) and the other church "staff" including the people who clean the building (just other members) don't actually get paid to do so, whereas most religions, people get paid to be a priest/pastor/etc
User avatar #43 to #11 - chrysaor
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Not to try and refute you or anything, but you may find this article interesting. As the title suggest, it's interesting observations from an ex-missionary.

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#22 - ragingflamingos
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Question. Mormons have avoided my house like the plague ever since they I told them we're Catholic. What's up with that?
User avatar #25 to #22 - dharkmoswen
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You expressed (I guess strongly to them) that you are firm in your beliefs and are not interested in theirs. They are respecting your space and beliefs and not trying to pressure you into believing what they do.
Hope that helped.
User avatar #29 to #25 - warioteam
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since when does that make them **** off
User avatar #45 to #29 - dharkmoswen
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I've seen it happen a few times
#35 - kodex
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#27 - lihborg
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mormons are actually good people. I'm not christian or religious or anything like that. Sure they try to force their ideas on you, but what religion doesnt?
I like how they travel around the world in pairs meeting new people. They're a bit slow when it comes to real world things, but hey no one is perfect. Ive met a few of them in Norway.

Off topic: mormon girls really know how to bang
User avatar #34 - YllekNayr
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Mormon missionaries can actually be some pretty cool dudes, despite the fact that they're peddling ********.
User avatar #38 to #34 - carneymaster
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mormons are better than jehovas. jehovas showup at 6am. the mormons around here may show up if you live in town. but i live in ******* rural area. i have a half mile long drive way and thats if you can figure out how to get down it rofl.
User avatar #39 to #38 - YllekNayr
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Yeah. **** Jehovah's witnesses. I'd have less of a problem with them if it weren't for that "no blood transfusions" thing.
User avatar #40 to #39 - carneymaster
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im moving to a big city in the fall for college finnally. no more classes to take at the local branch campus. so im hoping some of them show up at my place. im going to get creative.
User avatar #46 to #40 - YllekNayr
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Answer the door with a horse or cow mask on.

Naked.
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