(untitled). . was finishing up my lunch when I Saw this bird my and mat into ms ground... mu then stars st ms like I was wrong ungrudging. it's genetics, i can't change how god made me. NOW PASS ME THE BUTTER
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User avatar #45 to #14 - hattheifbatman (06/28/2014) [-]
You forgot to sceech
User avatar #77 to #14 - talldumbdork (06/28/2014) [-]
Do a flip faggot
User avatar #58 to #14 - ronniesan (06/28/2014) [-]
a flip.
#3 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
bird just doesnt know how to beef up
User avatar #21 to #3 - anusholeboner ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
He's bulking
#16 to #3 - thechosentroll (06/27/2014) [-]
Cool story time, bros.

Fore score and a long-ass time ago, back when I was still a little **** , my parents (who are vets) worked on a pig farm. The farm had a very interesting pest problem. Turns out that when rats and pigeons eat the special pig feed, that's laced with vitamins, protein supplements, growth hormones and **** that's been outlawed since then, they get ******* swole. It got so out of hand that the rats started hunting and killing the local cats and the pigeons started saying "bruhv" instead of cooing. The owners bought everyone who had kids a bb gun and made them bring their kids to shoot at the damn things. I still remember to this day the one I called the lord of all fat pigeons. It just stood there, looking at us as 5 kids unloaded into that ************ . It got shot 17 times, looked at us, tilted its' head a bit to the side and just flew off, as if saying "This all you got? Get that weak **** out of my face. Pigeon lord out.". A month later, when I was back doing the same thing, the ****** was still there. I just couldn't bring myself to shoot it. Legend has it that magnificent bastard is still out there and if you were to ever see it and hear its' magnificent "bruhv", you will forever be blessed with bitches.
User avatar #43 to #16 - thepizzadevourer (06/28/2014) [-]
Pigeon lord is love, pigeon lord is life!

Seriously though, I did enjoy that story, thanks for sharing!
User avatar #76 to #16 - konradkurze (06/28/2014) [-]
< that pigeon

Blade - "Motherfucker are you outta yo damn mind?!?"
#54 - manirock (06/28/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#25 - madcoww (06/27/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#28 to #25 - fuckoatmeal (06/27/2014) [-]
** *********** rolled image** I wonder what would happen if you jumped into it real quick.
#27 to #25 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/27/2014) [-]
Off to the next life, the next dimension.
#18 - fuckoatmeal (06/27/2014) [-]
Birds have just had enough of our **** !
User avatar #49 to #18 - cards (06/28/2014) [-]
I need this in wallpaper size.
#17 - Sworley ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
so birds are just naturally angry
so birds are just naturally angry
User avatar #37 - lech (06/28/2014) [-]
I immediately regret this color of text
User avatar #40 to #37 - fuckoatmeal (06/28/2014) [-]
I like that it disappears when you highlight it...
User avatar #68 to #44 - essaressa (06/28/2014) [-]
Boots are you high or...what did you do with Dora?
#41 to #40 - fuckoatmeal (06/28/2014) [-]
** *********** rolled image** As in hover the pointer over it not actually highlighting the words...that works though it's just a pain in the ass.
#35 - anarchyamongants (06/28/2014) [-]
birds are coo
#4 - biebergotswag (06/27/2014) [-]
it's genetics, i can't change how god made me.

NOW PASS ME THE BUTTER
User avatar #6 to #4 - derpsenderp (06/27/2014) [-]
What happened to you man, you were cool, now you're just fishing for thumbs.
User avatar #8 to #6 - toosexyforyou (06/27/2014) [-]
Maybe he's doing whatever he wants and doesn't really give a **** about what you think.
User avatar #26 to #8 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/27/2014) [-]
he's a fat, independent beiber who don't need NO thumbs to make him happy
User avatar #9 to #8 - derpsenderp (06/27/2014) [-]
Maybe you should shut your whore mouth
User avatar #10 to #9 - toosexyforyou (06/27/2014) [-]
Fight me.
User avatar #11 to #10 - derpsenderp (06/27/2014) [-]
come in me bro
User avatar #12 to #11 - toosexyforyou (06/27/2014) [-]
None of that.
User avatar #13 to #12 - derpsenderp (06/27/2014) [-]
chicken
#15 to #13 - anon (06/27/2014) [-]
........."Come in me bro"......."Come in me".........hmmmmmmm
User avatar #33 to #9 - punnyjunky (06/28/2014) [-]
rekt/10
#59 - lesolan (06/28/2014) [-]
And that was the last we ever saw of OP...
I knew holding onto this would pay off someday!
#42 - IamPinhead (06/28/2014) [-]
"I've seen your internet history, bud, and we both know Gigasluts 19 isn't 'educational'."
#24 - mattdoggy ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
It's not cool to watch as the are absorbed back into the ground to provide intel on the humans
It's not cool to watch as the are absorbed back into the ground to provide intel on the humans
User avatar #46 to #24 - hattheifbatman (06/28/2014) [-]
It's not coo
#34 - theoatmealiscool (06/28/2014) [-]
how can birds be real if our eyes are not real
User avatar #66 to #34 - theugandanhero (06/28/2014) [-]
Because, my friend, nothing is real
User avatar #51 to #34 - chiopet (06/28/2014) [-]
you and *********** should become hot blooded rivals
User avatar #52 to #51 - fuckoatmeal (06/28/2014) [-]
meh...
User avatar #62 to #52 - gongthehawkeye (06/28/2014) [-]
So...did you make that name because you really don't like him?
Seems kinda of...a bit much.
User avatar #53 to #52 - chiopet (06/28/2014) [-]
fight each other to see who becomes the pokemon master or something
#78 - Dember ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
This is my bird.

We think he aspires to become a member of the Beatles.

Or possibly join a monastery.
#64 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
Don't you try to judge me you son of a bitch.
#1 - evilkingganon (06/27/2014) [-]
**evilkingganon rolled image** its sending souls to satan
#30 - hollowedbladee (06/28/2014) [-]
**hollowedbladee rolled image** He's seen some **** in his days.
#57 to #30 - kamikazikraut ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
Hey, my pic!
#2 - miia ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
**miia rolled image** hi pinkie
#61 - swolebro (06/28/2014) [-]
I LIKE CHASING BIRDS!!!!
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