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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#5 - diedede
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(06/08/2014) [-]
Why didn't he use that paper?
User avatar #20 to #5 - gameless
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(06/08/2014) [-]
Maybe you should try wiping with it? Tell us how it feels.
User avatar #24 to #20 - itsthetie
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(06/08/2014) [-]
curl it up in a ball several times, it'll soften it up. not proud of it, but yes, I've been there
#41 to #24 - bossguycumsplash
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(06/09/2014) [-]
Be proud.. you're a resourceful bastard.
#78 to #24 - gameless
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(06/09/2014) [-]
I am taking back my doubt in using that paper then.
#6 - squidgy
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(06/08/2014) [-]
> 2014
> Not using the bath tap as a glorious wiping stream of justice and cleanliness

******* pleb
User avatar #13 to #6 - butterduck
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(06/08/2014) [-]
People actually do that.
User avatar #39 to #13 - graenko
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(06/09/2014) [-]
Some people use a thing called a Bidet.
User avatar #45 to #39 - butterduck
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(06/09/2014) [-]
Dafuq is a bidet?
#48 to #45 - damnchinks
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(06/09/2014) [-]
A water fountain your ass drinks out of
User avatar #73 to #45 - giljo
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(06/09/2014) [-]
I have a bidet... It was quite popular in my country at the time when my house was built (mid '90). The funny thing is no one ever used it for cleaning their ass ... come to think about it, I dont think the majority of people who I know and have bidets know the real purpose of it...
User avatar #74 to #73 - giljo
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(06/09/2014) [-]
oh, forgot... we mainly used it to wash our feet (mediterranean, not a big city, no point wearing shoes if you often go cool down in the sea, especially if you are a kid)
#17 to #13 - peterbowser
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(06/08/2014) [-]
**peterbowser rolled image** <--- I don't.  I sumo walk until I find some TP.
**peterbowser rolled image** <--- I don't. I sumo walk until I find some TP.
#16 to #13 - peterbowser
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(06/08/2014) [-]
**peterbowser rolled image** <--- I don't. I sumo walk until I find some TP.
#15 to #13 - peterbowser
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(06/08/2014) [-]
**peterbowser rolled image** <--- I don't. I sumo walk until I find some TP.
#32 to #6 - anon id: 762a2c6e
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(06/09/2014) [-]
I started washing my ass in the shower after I realized TP didn't get everything.

It's weird, but this should be a thing.

Like squatting on the toilet.
User avatar #65 to #32 - indonesia
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(06/09/2014) [-]
wait, you not ?
after 18 years, I always poop like that.
squatting and wash my ass with water
#21 to #6 - gabbiesup
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(06/08/2014) [-]
No imagination
#23 - shaneofharts
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#30 to #23 - MasterManiac
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(06/09/2014) [-]
What the hell is wrong with you? At least run it under the tap first.
What the hell is wrong with you? At least run it under the tap first.
User avatar #59 to #30 - shadowbreech
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(06/09/2014) [-]
Took me a bit but actually that's a good idea...
#35 to #30 - anon id: c8355478
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(06/09/2014) [-]
What the ****?
#33 - fourchinsbrah
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(06/09/2014) [-]
**fourchinsbrah rolls 69**
User avatar #61 to #33 - phantomonkey
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(06/09/2014) [-]
Everything about that comment turns me on.
#54 - grimmwaters
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(06/09/2014) [-]
I'd like to play a game.
I'd like to play a game.
#63 to #54 - tomthehippie
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(06/09/2014) [-]
&gt;USMC fw
>USMC fw
User avatar #76 to #54 - garaichu
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(06/09/2014) [-]
Why is this a gif?
#25 - learmy
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(06/08/2014) [-]
Why aren't americans used water to wash their butt? That way is more hygenic than just swap it with toilet paper.
#28 to #25 - lizardlickscereal
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User avatar #31 to #28 - marinepenguin
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(06/09/2014) [-]
I don't think he's kidding because a lot of places actually use water to clean your ass instead of paper.
#40 to #28 - anon id: c8252ebe
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(06/09/2014) [-]
Idiot. It's common across Europe and Asia to use water, it's something known as a Bidet.
#79 to #25 - joshthepoet
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(06/09/2014) [-]
It just never caught on here. simplest answer I can give.
User avatar #51 to #25 - supercookieduster
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(06/09/2014) [-]
I usually use baby wipes. ive never even seen a bidet in real life
User avatar #56 to #51 - alltimetens
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(06/09/2014) [-]
I have been using a Bidet everyday for the past four years and I am never going back.
#57 to #25 - vancecore
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(06/09/2014) [-]
Guys, in my country, this is a common site.
User avatar #64 to #57 - indonesia
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(06/09/2014) [-]
**** yeah, I have them at my toilet. deliver soon
#66 to #64 - indonesia
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(06/09/2014) [-]
swell with pride
User avatar #68 to #66 - weirdojones
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(06/09/2014) [-]
How do you use it? Like do you just aim it at the anus and let it spray out or do you rub it off as you spray it
#70 to #68 - anon id: 29321a60
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(06/09/2014) [-]
Use one hand to hold and aim the spray at your anus, and the other hand to rub feces off until there's none left on either your hand or anus. That's like 20 seconds business. *OPTIONAL* Use TP to dry your anus. Wash your hands with soap, and enjoy hygiene.
User avatar #72 to #70 - indonesia
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(06/09/2014) [-]
this guy know his ****

hehehehe get it? get it???

actually, that rub feces off until there's none left is too ******* disgusting, i'd rather use liquid soap first, then rub with it. after that, wash my hand.
and even if it's a sit toilet, I like squatting while pooping rather than sitting while pooping.
#60 to #25 - Fallingleaf
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(06/09/2014) [-]
A common Japanese electric toilet.
I live in Japan and these are common in restaurants, many public places, homes etc. My parents-in-laws have one installed.
The picture here is not even a full one, with basic features such as -

1) Stop button - to turn off whatever feature you have on
2) Water for your anus
3) Water for women and their magic cave
4) Hot air to be delivered from the toilet onto sirs rear end once sir has finished with cleansing of the anus via water spray. Power of the water spray, along with power of the air - and sometimes temperature - is also included.

For convenience, the toilet also has a sensor placed within the back of the toilet, so that once sir has finished, the toilet automatically flushes.
#77 - kautkasss
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(06/09/2014) [-]
**kautkasss rolled image** me when there is no toiler paper left.
#69 - badboyscout
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(06/09/2014) [-]
Message received, fixed...
#52 - nasharoo
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(06/09/2014) [-]
i did not see that coming...
User avatar #3 - struttndatass
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(06/08/2014) [-]
The great irony here is that he's spent so much effort writing this when he had access to a cork plug all along