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#5 - diedede (06/08/2014) [-]
Why didn't he use that paper?
User avatar #20 to #5 - gameless (06/08/2014) [-]
Maybe you should try wiping with it? Tell us how it feels.
User avatar #24 to #20 - itsthetie (06/08/2014) [-]
curl it up in a ball several times, it'll soften it up. not proud of it, but yes, I've been there
#41 to #24 - bossguycumsplash ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
Be proud.. you're a resourceful bastard.
#78 to #24 - gameless (06/09/2014) [-]
I am taking back my doubt in using that paper then.
#30 to #23 - MasterManiac (06/09/2014) [-]
What the hell is wrong with you? At least run it under the tap first.
What the hell is wrong with you? At least run it under the tap first.
#35 to #30 - anon (06/09/2014) [-]
What the **** ?
User avatar #59 to #30 - shadowbreech (06/09/2014) [-]
Took me a bit but actually that's a good idea...
#6 - squidgy (06/08/2014) [-]
> 2014
> Not using the bath tap as a glorious wiping stream of justice and cleanliness

******* pleb
User avatar #13 to #6 - butterduck (06/08/2014) [-]
People actually do that.
User avatar #39 to #13 - graenko (06/09/2014) [-]
Some people use a thing called a Bidet.
User avatar #45 to #39 - butterduck (06/09/2014) [-]
Dafuq is a bidet?
#48 to #45 - damnchinks (06/09/2014) [-]
A water fountain your ass drinks out of
User avatar #73 to #45 - giljo (06/09/2014) [-]
I have a bidet... It was quite popular in my country at the time when my house was built (mid '90). The funny thing is no one ever used it for cleaning their ass ... come to think about it, I dont think the majority of people who I know and have bidets know the real purpose of it...
User avatar #74 to #73 - giljo (06/09/2014) [-]
oh, forgot... we mainly used it to wash our feet (mediterranean, not a big city, no point wearing shoes if you often go cool down in the sea, especially if you are a kid)
#17 to #13 - peterbowser (06/08/2014) [-]
**peterbowser rolled image** <--- I don't.  I sumo walk until I find some TP.
**peterbowser rolled image** <--- I don't. I sumo walk until I find some TP.
#16 to #13 - peterbowser (06/08/2014) [-]
**peterbowser rolled image** <--- I don't. I sumo walk until I find some TP.
#15 to #13 - peterbowser (06/08/2014) [-]
**peterbowser rolled image** <--- I don't. I sumo walk until I find some TP.
#21 to #6 - gabbiesup ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
No imagination
#32 to #6 - anon (06/09/2014) [-]
I started washing my ass in the shower after I realized TP didn't get everything.

It's weird, but this should be a thing.

Like squatting on the toilet.
User avatar #65 to #32 - indonesia (06/09/2014) [-]
wait, you not ?
after 18 years, I always poop like that.
squatting and wash my ass with water
#33 - fourchinsbrah (06/09/2014) [-]
**fourchinsbrah rolls 69**
User avatar #61 to #33 - phantomonkey (06/09/2014) [-]
Everything about that comment turns me on.
#54 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
I'd like to play a game.
I'd like to play a game.
#63 to #54 - tomthehippie (06/09/2014) [-]
&gt;USMC fw
>USMC fw
User avatar #76 to #54 - garaichu (06/09/2014) [-]
Why is this a gif?
#69 - badboyscout ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
Message received, fixed...
#52 - nasharoo (06/09/2014) [-]
i did not see that coming...
User avatar #3 - struttndatass (06/08/2014) [-]
The great irony here is that he's spent so much effort writing this when he had access to a cork plug all along
#8 - thatguyontheright (06/08/2014) [-]
Now we wait.
User avatar #50 - epicralph (06/09/2014) [-]
> At auction all day
> need to take ****
> porta potty out of paper
> Wtf.jpg
> look down
> use left sock
> No ***** were given that day.
#77 - kautkasss (06/09/2014) [-]
**kautkasss rolled image** me when there is no toiler paper left.
#25 - learmy (06/08/2014) [-]
Why aren't americans used water to wash their butt? That way is more hygenic than just swap it with toilet paper.
#79 to #25 - joshthepoet (06/09/2014) [-]
It just never caught on here. simplest answer I can give.
User avatar #31 to #28 - marinepenguin ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
I don't think he's kidding because a lot of places actually use water to clean your ass instead of paper.
#40 to #28 - anon (06/09/2014) [-]
Idiot. It's common across Europe and Asia to use water, it's something known as a Bidet.
User avatar #51 to #25 - supercookieduster (06/09/2014) [-]
I usually use baby wipes. ive never even seen a bidet in real life
User avatar #56 to #51 - alltimetens (06/09/2014) [-]
I have been using a Bidet everyday for the past four years and I am never going back.
#57 to #25 - vancecore (06/09/2014) [-]
Guys, in my country, this is a common site.
User avatar #64 to #57 - indonesia (06/09/2014) [-]
**** yeah, I have them at my toilet. deliver soon
#66 to #64 - indonesia (06/09/2014) [-]
swell with pride
User avatar #68 to #66 - weirdojones (06/09/2014) [-]
How do you use it? Like do you just aim it at the anus and let it spray out or do you rub it off as you spray it
#70 to #68 - anon (06/09/2014) [-]
Use one hand to hold and aim the spray at your anus, and the other hand to rub feces off until there's none left on either your hand or anus. That's like 20 seconds business. *OPTIONAL* Use TP to dry your anus. Wash your hands with soap, and enjoy hygiene.
User avatar #72 to #70 - indonesia (06/09/2014) [-]
this guy know his ****

hehehehe get it? get it???

actually, that rub feces off until there's none left is too ******* disgusting, i'd rather use liquid soap first, then rub with it. after that, wash my hand.
and even if it's a sit toilet, I like squatting while pooping rather than sitting while pooping.
#60 to #25 - Fallingleaf (06/09/2014) [-]
A common Japanese electric toilet.
I live in Japan and these are common in restaurants, many public places, homes etc. My parents-in-laws have one installed.
The picture here is not even a full one, with basic features such as -

1) Stop button - to turn off whatever feature you have on
2) Water for your anus
3) Water for women and their magic cave
4) Hot air to be delivered from the toilet onto sirs rear end once sir has finished with cleansing of the anus via water spray. Power of the water spray, along with power of the air - and sometimes temperature - is also included.

For convenience, the toilet also has a sensor placed within the back of the toilet, so that once sir has finished, the toilet automatically flushes.
User avatar #18 - xfishy (06/08/2014) [-]
Looks like the seats up. He's gonna flush himself living dangerously like that.
#4 - anon (06/08/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** who will find it
**anonymous rolled image** who will find it
User avatar #27 to #4 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
I love deathrun.
User avatar #9 to #4 - shumdek ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
Criken<3
#11 to #9 - thewasteland (06/08/2014) [-]
SKIPPY!
SKIPPY!
User avatar #12 to #11 - shumdek ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
wat
User avatar #19 to #12 - thewasteland (06/08/2014) [-]
PlanetSide 2: How to Fly Properly
Skip to 7:16
#38 - groovierpoet (06/09/2014) [-]
Why didn't he use his hand to wipe?

why didnt he use his underwear to wipe?

Why didnt he use the bath-water to wipe?

This type of question keep me up at night.
User avatar #55 to #38 - puffingpuffin (06/09/2014) [-]
I use my underwear to wipe all the time.
User avatar #62 to #38 - theugandanhero (06/09/2014) [-]
What about the piece of ******* paper he wrote on.
User avatar #71 - mrhazzy (06/09/2014) [-]
Why didn't he wipe his ass with the note?
#42 - funnyjunkelite (06/09/2014) [-]
Ernie better bring me some paper
User avatar #37 - lellendo (06/09/2014) [-]
Why didn't he use the piece of paper where he wrote?
User avatar #36 - agreatusername (06/09/2014) [-]
Why don't you just rip up the cardboard and wipe with that?
That's what I do....
#34 - thiswasnttaken (06/09/2014) [-]
You could say that that guy is
in the danjazown
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