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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - xcoreyx
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Well I guess I'm a woman then, because that's how I fit into your stereotype
User avatar #45 to #2 - ScottP
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That's a lot of red thumbs, but I feel you man.
#94 to #2 - anon id: 88136dd7
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You sound like you're from tumblr friend...
#135 to #2 - furiousmarshmellow
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Well, you sure act like a woman.
Well, you sure act like a woman.
#136 to #2 - haloforlife
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don't be so ******* dense.
don't be so ******* dense.
User avatar #13 to #2 - spunkball
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Supreme faggotry award
#17 to #13 - xcoreyx
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Yeah apparently I really ****** up with that comment. Oh well.
#25 to #17 - anon id: efddcc0e
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Don't worry, it's not your fault you're a LBF.
#21 to #13 - anon id: b9640c21
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check yo privilege cis scum
User avatar #23 to #21 - spunkball
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My priviledge be 3.644

Jive turkey!
#101 to #2 - amata
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YFW you look at your crotch
#4 to #2 - kez
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Seems so

This is how doctors define gender

Its totally not just a joke picture

its 3 sciences and a fact
#59 to #4 - pacs
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the content was ok..
but your comment made me chuckle +1 for 3 sciences and a fact
#1 - fourtwentt
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Me after a month
#16 to #1 - anon id: d6ef47b3
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you turn into a cartoon character????
#50 to #1 - neefew
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OK, lefty
User avatar #61 to #1 - thechosentroll
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I'm like that by default.
User avatar #64 to #1 - cantexplain
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your beard doesn't grow too fast, huh
User avatar #98 to #1 - gigamuffin
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Lefty master race reporting in!
#3 to #1 - shatteredfaith
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**shatteredfaith rolled image** I jerk off regardless of if I'm in a relationship or not.
#11 - shadowrated
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when your ex regrets breaking up with you
when your ex regrets breaking up with you
User avatar #15 to #11 - givememoarpony
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in sitcom-verse, though, that's basically the great tribulation, satan's come home and everything is going downhill without the characters even knowing it. when an ex that's also a secondary character returns and says she regrets breaking up, you know you're in some serious ****.
User avatar #80 to #11 - anticitezenone
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that tattoo makes him look like he has a bionic arm
User avatar #160 to #11 - xtwinblade
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Your ex doesnt really regret, she's just lonely.
sorry to bust your bubble
#14 to #11 - thegamerslife
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I've known this feel only a couple of times. both times they just asked to be forgiven a few times then went straight to spreading lies through school. My face when I got my GED at 16 and didn't give a ****. peacebitch.jpg
#91 to #11 - kkKhris
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When your Ex ask to get back together with you.
When your Ex ask to get back together with you.
User avatar #149 to #91 - capinsquiggles
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There's just something so satisfying about saying no when they want to get back together
#178 to #149 - kkKhris
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specially went they were the one to break it off. that is easily one of the top best feels ever
specially went they were the one to break it off. that is easily one of the top best feels ever
#182 to #178 - DahColeTrain
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I feel like you and me should be friends.
I feel like you and me should be friends.
#188 to #182 - kkKhris
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Ok
Ok
#185 to #182 - kkKhris
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let me think about it
let me think about it
#189 to #185 - DahColeTrain
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Hey, it's your call man.
Hey, it's your call man.
#43 to #11 - shacmaster
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When your ex tries to get with your bro and he turns her down
When your ex tries to get with your bro and he turns her down
#183 to #43 - DahColeTrain
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Comment Picture
#9 - europe
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>WoW
#28 to #9 - stayoutofmyshed
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>mfw I am not prepared
#10 to #9 - Nahyon
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>raids
#18 - leftbehind
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The first feel post that I can't relate to in any way....
User avatar #6 - Kairyuka
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Just ended my relationship, and I've never been this good at Dark Souls before
User avatar #27 to #6 - GamerMandrew
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****... My girl broke up with me and I'm already good at Dark Souls. The **** am I supposed to do now?
User avatar #44 to #27 - ScottP
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git gudder
#30 to #27 - Kairyuka
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Fight with me brother, and we shall engage in jolly cooperation!
User avatar #31 to #30 - GamerMandrew
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I'm at a huge impasse. Do I play Dark Souls 2 or Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate?
User avatar #32 to #31 - Kairyuka
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I have Monster Hunter 3 on 3DS, but I haven't played it in a long time... It's just so clunky on a 3DS...
User avatar #33 to #32 - GamerMandrew
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I agree, but I also have the Wii U version. It's sooooo much better on the Wii U.
User avatar #34 to #33 - Kairyuka
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Wii U is like the fifth console on my to-get list right after PS Vita :I
User avatar #35 to #34 - GamerMandrew
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I'm legitimately excited for Monster Hunter 4 U coming to the 3DS.
User avatar #36 to #35 - Kairyuka
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I'm more excited for... What was it? Some good game that was coming to 3DS. Generally I don't play 3DS though, the games are expensive and I have better games to play right now
User avatar #37 to #36 - GamerMandrew
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Like Dark Souls 2?
User avatar #38 to #37 - Kairyuka
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Yeah and Skyrim with all DLCs
User avatar #39 to #38 - GamerMandrew
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What do you play on? You seem like a console guy.
User avatar #40 to #39 - Kairyuka
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I'm mostly a PC guy, but I do own a PS3 :3
User avatar #41 to #40 - GamerMandrew
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Oh you sly dog. You got me with the 'Skyrim with all DLCs' bit. I'm actually a 360 guy. Don't have all that much money, you know?
User avatar #42 to #41 - Kairyuka
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Me neither, but I prefer PC and I've spend a lot of my hard earned money on my PC systems in the past :3
#124 - shiim
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**shiim rolled image** Me after my last breakup
**shiim rolled image** Me after my last breakup
#154 to #124 - gymrah
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Best Roll Ever.
#88 - froggets
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My last breakup ended up with me buying a new guitar, I also became more social than I were when I was in a relationship, but we all do what makes us take our minds of things

[pic related, it's the guitar I bought]
#138 to #88 - toadkillerdog
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a most righteous way to power yourself, man
#92 to #88 - justleaving
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And you just happen to show it laying in your bed?
#96 to #92 - froggets
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Actually, there was a threesome
#108 to #96 - leftbehind
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Nice guitars! Here, take a look at my axe
#131 to #108 - confusedasian
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Don't know what it's called. It's a Yamaha though. Looking into guitars with smaller neck. Fret widths more specifically. I have small hands so it hurts. This one's alright, but I want to see if there are any smaller ones, but the only ones I can find are for acoustics. I've heard about ibanez, or I think that's the name. Anyone want to vouch for them?
User avatar #164 to #131 - froggets
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May I ask, are you a girl? because if you are there are guitars that are made for girls, they have necks that are more compact made for people with smaller hans, but Ibanez, Dean and PRS guitars are all well know "shredding" guitars brands that have more compact necks that makes shredding easier aka. making it easier to reach around the guitar.
But what you have there is a Yamaha Stratocaster-rip-off ( I just call it a rip off because Fender are the ones that makes the real strartcasters)

but I would recommend to find a guitar shop near you, and just try out guitars there, or ask for help, but I remember when I started playing, my hands hurt and my fingers ended up with blisters and wounds, but it ended after a while, that part is usually the part what makes people quit actually.
but go and find a store that sells guitars near you and try some guitars!
User avatar #179 to #164 - confusedasian
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Nah, I just have the hands of a 13 year old girl. No joke pls. They're cute.
User avatar #181 to #179 - theturkeyburger
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Hah, same here. I've always been a bassist and I play a full size bass though
User avatar #184 to #181 - confusedasian
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Oh you are. I was actually looking into basses more than guitars. I opted for the guitars because they sound more "colorful" if you understand. I don't how to put it, but that's as best as I could.

I have to ask though because I've been wondering about this about basses for a long time. How do you play a four string bass? Like is it the same as a 6 string, just the two higher strings gone? Also, is there really a difference between using a pick or fingers? I've heard a lot of bassist disagree on each other about using a pick or not. Personally I'd use a pick, but fingers if I want to just relax or something.
User avatar #192 to #184 - theturkeyburger
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Hah, well usually the generic bass is four strings. It's basically the same, just on 5-strings the top string is a B and I'm not sure about 6-string. There is sort of a difference with pick and fingers though. First of all, the sound with a felt pick will be more deep err laid back, with a generic plastic pick it sounds sharper. I always play with fingers but i own a felt pick and plastic picks. I understand the whole more colorful with guitar thing but I find bass criminally underrated. It's astounding how little people seem to understand that the bass you hear in the generic rock song is not the best bass can do. It's also strange how little people know about slapping and popping. I've always liked bass more, and I do own a guitar.
User avatar #194 to #192 - confusedasian
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I know about slapping. Not to much about popping. Never really heard of that term until now. I was into basses because of an old band from a foreign country. Don't remember much, I remember he was shirtless a lot. In terms of fun I find basses to be better, but the sound of guitars are nicer for my type.
User avatar #180 to #179 - froggets
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Hey, the bright side about having small hands, every time you jerk off, your dick just looks that much bigger
#142 to #131 - leftbehind
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The Dean ML series has one of the best necks I've ever seen and I have an Epiphone Prophecy SG too wich also have a very nice thin neck.....I think almost every SG guitar has a small neck.

Here's a picture of the Prophecy
#151 to #142 - confusedasian
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you're talking about side to side width, right? Like the way I drew my picture. Amazing, I know. To put it, imagine a 13 year old girls hand size. Mines the same. I'm 19. Much sadness. I'll be sure to check it out though. Looks nice and symmetrical.
User avatar #157 to #151 - leftbehind
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Well, the Prophecy is wider but it's really really thin. I think you should go to the nearest instrument shop and try as many guitars as you can so you can find the one that fits your hand perfectly.
User avatar #103 to #96 - exclamation
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Les Paul:
Dat color
dat lacquer
dat strap
#85 - perturabo
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When talking to the ex
#110 - anon id: 65b91917
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First Girlfriend last 4 years, was in deep bro's seriously deep never been happier. Had everything in common. Honestly thought we'd be together forever, wanted to spend every minute of everyday together, 4 years on we still enjoyed each other was as if we'd been together 4 weeks not years. Booked holiday to go to Magaluf, seriously excited.
One day out of the blue she texts me at 11pm saying she doesn't feel the same but she wants to work through it. Stay with her for another month literally did everything for this girl, she told she told me shes really enjoying herself again. One night after watching a champions league game my grandfather suffers a stroke, Ambulance arrives he gets taken to hospital with my parents i'm physically/ mentally destroyed after witnessing this **** drive her home distraught where she thinks that is a good time to break things off. I see a lot of posts on the internet saying men are all the same but this really summed up how heartless women can be bros.
User avatar #207 to #110 - notoddman
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This thread is wonderful, thank you OP.
My story is pretty common and uninteresting but **** it mayne.
>Be me
>Be high school freshman
>One of my best friends is a senior
>In school band with her (so constantly around each other), just generally with each other a lot in school
>Eventually develop the feels
>Tell her how I feel
>She says she feels the same way but doesn't want to date
>I'm a ******* wreck, wish she just killed my hopes
>Months go by. Follow her like a lost dog, start smoking to fit in with her and the friend group.
>Told me that we'd date, get married in the future, said she physically wanted me too. I ate it all up like a dumbass for so long.
>She had a **** buddy who was and still is the equivalent of the water at the bottom of the trash bin. I told her he's worthless, she still talked about him all the time despite knowing how I feel about her
>After months of doing this, eventually stops hooking up with him. Only to go and **** one of my best friends instead.
>Eventually with a bit of help start to see how horrible she was to me
>Never made an effort to hang out with me, flaked on plans all the time, ****** my friend and enemy and told me all about it
>Try letting her fade away
>her "anon I miss you."
>"I gave up on you already."
>her "Whatever."
>whatever
>Flip out on her with no response
>Finally realize how much she doesn't care
>Haven't talked since
Don't let pretty words deceive you. I still believe humans are decent organisms, but there are people male or female that will trick you and lead you on whether it's done with intent on not. Keep your guard up and be prepared to move on. Life goes on, **** gets better.
User avatar #210 to #207 - haloforlife
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Ouch man, that sounds a bit like what happened, although I was with the girl, she always used to bring her ex up, she used to talk about them *******, and made me jealous, I found out from a friend today that she was so happy I left her life, I know how it feels when people just don't care about you man, it's ******* awful, but you just gotta remain hopeful, that one day you'll find a girl who'll make you happy, it might be next week, it might be next year, you won't know, but once you're with her, you'll realise that she was worth the wait
User avatar #212 to #210 - notoddman
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She finally approached me the other day and gave me the longest hug and wants me to be her friend.
No bueno.
User avatar #126 to #110 - bloorajah
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dude that is messed...
#143 to #110 - haloforlife
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>Be me
>be 17 year old kissless virgin
>used to be fat kinda am but not really
>low confidence
>start talking to this girl in September
>we get really close in December she tells me she likes me I like her so *************.jpg
>She opens up to me about her life, she was raped at 13, at 15 she was in an abusive relationship, guy abusive her physically and mentally, at 16 she dates a guy who didn't give two ***** about her
>I didn't give two ***** about it in the sense it didn't put me off, fall in love with her, it's hard to describe but something about her past it made me love her more, love her more than life itself, lost my vaginity to her, first kiss etc
>in Feburary she saw her ex in Mcdonalds(Ironic about your picture)
>Knew she was feeling really *****, I always called her princess when she was feeling low because it cheers her up
>message her saying 'Hey Princess :') <3' she replies with 'I'm ending it' I she gets with her bf 2nd of march this year, tried my hardest to get her back, didn't work, last night we was talking she said 'you know you said you'd do anything to make me happy' I replied with 'Yeah?' she said 'let me go' and I did she blocked me, so yeah I agree, woman can be real ******* hearless cunts
User avatar #156 to #143 - twistedwoodthing
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My bf's ex of three years broke up with him out of the blue in the lobby of the McDonalds where he worked. Ever since I heard that I promised myself that even if things ever went bad between us, I'd talk to him about it and if it came to it break up with dignity.
Falling in love again is possible, man, and I hope it happens to you.
#113 to #110 - vytros
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Damn, that's cold.   
   
Yeah, I had a similar girl, had every ******* thing in common, enjoyed each others' company greatly. Then she just texts me &quot;I don't feel anything anymore, and besides i don't have time for anyone before i finish school.&quot; after we haven't seen each other for like only 1-2 months. I mean, yeah, it was a long distance relationship, and I didn't have my hopes up, I was ready, but I was furious because 5 days later on facebook she was already with some other guy. She finished with &quot;I hope you find your true love too&quot; - I mean really, if there's a thing you do not say to somebody you just broke up with, it's not the sentence that implies that you have found your true love yourself.   
   
So yeah, women can be very cold hearted.   
   
I still have hopes though, didn't have a girlfriend since then, but eh, I don't really go around looking nowadays either.   
   
Hope things work out for you son, stay strong, stay a bro!   
   
Have this funny gif, lel
Damn, that's cold.

Yeah, I had a similar girl, had every ******* thing in common, enjoyed each others' company greatly. Then she just texts me "I don't feel anything anymore, and besides i don't have time for anyone before i finish school." after we haven't seen each other for like only 1-2 months. I mean, yeah, it was a long distance relationship, and I didn't have my hopes up, I was ready, but I was furious because 5 days later on facebook she was already with some other guy. She finished with "I hope you find your true love too" - I mean really, if there's a thing you do not say to somebody you just broke up with, it's not the sentence that implies that you have found your true love yourself.

So yeah, women can be very cold hearted.

I still have hopes though, didn't have a girlfriend since then, but eh, I don't really go around looking nowadays either.

Hope things work out for you son, stay strong, stay a bro!

Have this funny gif, lel
#114 to #113 - iprochaosangel
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Almost same exact story for me
Almost same exact story for me
#115 to #114 - vytros
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Remember.
<-
#117 to #115 - iprochaosangel
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agreed we shall start a crusade
agreed we shall start a crusade
#116 to #113 - anon id: 65b91917
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The other part I couldn't fit in, being so close all our friends were mutuals soon all the boys left to go to university whereas I have a full time job. Basically most of my close friends were girls and was starting to get know their new boyfriends. My ex told these girls that basically I was at fault. No one of them believe me so I have no friends really untill the end of the month and to add insult to injury she's posting all the **** about going on nights out and enjoying her life.
Kept it all my feeling sabout her bottled in until one day she text me saying about how she missed having someone around to spend her spare time with etc, being the fool I was I told her I still loved her only to be rejected again. Still maintain constant communication with her but she refuses to meet up just to talk because 2 months is to soon! Just counting down the days now until she gets a new boyfriend or some **** cause the nude pics/ dutty videos will be spread around the LAD circle.
#118 to #116 - vytros
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You know, I still have my hopes up.

I have the hopes up that one day she'll messages me on facebook(I put her on my ignore list because she was in my chat window all the time, you can agree that's some hard **** to look at for months), or that one day she texts me. I have my hopes up for that, that she'd want to "snuggle her way back" to me.

Because I want to laugh into her virtual face. I want to laugh so hard, that I'll just be unable to shut up for a second.

Because that would be the closure to me, then I'd forget about it as soon as I can.
#122 to #118 - epicwaffleman
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I felt the same way speaking to one of my bro's he made me realise I'd be silly to take her back if the chance arose and he started talking about her in a pretty nasty manner but I just had to stop him out of "respect" for what we had over the 4 years. If she offered I just know I'd probably seriously consider that stuff. She had a sweet rack bro as well
#123 to #122 - vytros
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Mine was plank in the front but she had a pretty good ass, also man, she was the champ of sucking dick.

Sometimes I think I'm only missing the ***** more than her. Probably true, because I'd never seriously consider starting it all over again.