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User avatar #2 - adu (05/08/2014) [-]
I understand the satire, but for anyone who has had their parents go through a divorce, just know it's not your fault.
User avatar #3 to #2 - horehey (05/08/2014) [-]
My mom's wife left her because we would argue all the time and my mom took my side primarily, but she loved her too. My fault.
User avatar #6 to #3 - adu (05/08/2014) [-]
Okay, everyone ignore what I just said. sgrave, horehey, ecalyycptus, you three are the reason your parents aren't together. Happy now? Write that down in your polly pocket diary.
#11 to #3 - hurzg (05/08/2014) [-]
Which mom
#15 to #11 - astayal (05/08/2014) [-]
The gay one

Ba Dum Tss
#57 to #2 - olesc (05/09/2014) [-]
**olesc rolled image** What if my mom is cheating on my dad... with me, and they get divorced ?
User avatar #85 to #57 - shogg (05/09/2014) [-]
Its only your fault if you initiate the incest.
User avatar #84 to #57 - acheryus (05/09/2014) [-]
this is the longest discource that I have seen on FJ about anything, religion, abortion, politics, feminism. I guess FJ cares most about dads who don't want kids but are forced into it...
User avatar #91 to #2 - soundofwinter (05/09/2014) [-]
Usually the kids cause the level of stress that cause divorces. It is the kids fault, me included

Hard truth

#93 to #91 - fareastbrainseer (05/09/2014) [-]
It's not the kids' fault they're born and/or the parent's can't handle it.
User avatar #94 to #93 - soundofwinter (05/09/2014) [-]
They're a catalyst for the divorce, not the source. Technically, they started the reaction.
#95 to #94 - fareastbrainseer (05/09/2014) [-]
The point is, social problems like this are complex, and I would say it's an oversimplification to just say that it's anyone's fault in particular, because there are too many perspectives.
User avatar #114 to #91 - thumbingthumbing (05/09/2014) [-]
I beg to differ.
My parents split because of a failing business that threw them into tons of debt while my fathers mother was dying leading to my dads drinking and violence. They'd been together 28 years, childhood sweethearts, and mum couldn't let go for a while.

Not my fault.
User avatar #125 to #114 - soundofwinter (05/09/2014) [-]
In the same way that most people who can't walk have broken legs and some can't walk for other reasons, I'm talking about the majority of people and you're a minority
User avatar #135 to #125 - thumbingthumbing (05/12/2014) [-]
See, I think your biased. I don't imagine it's the kids who cause marriages to break up most of the time. There are some many other including factors such as job stress, illness blah blah cba to continue. You get the idea.
User avatar #22 to #2 - PubLandlord (05/08/2014) [-]
Take it someone didn't get a good report card
#13 to #2 - lastsamurai (05/08/2014) [-]
It actually was
User avatar #20 to #13 - oxymoronking (05/08/2014) [-]
KEVIN WHAT DID YOU DO
#88 to #2 - endospore ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
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#106 to #2 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
But it actually is, most of the time
User avatar #5 to #2 - sgrave (05/08/2014) [-]
We actually told our mom to get a divorce, so it actually is our fault.
User avatar #7 to #2 - grimfuck (05/08/2014) [-]
my dad asked my 10 year old self if it was ok to divorce my mom, in an attempt to make it my fault.
Does that count?
User avatar #8 to #7 - adu (05/08/2014) [-]
I think that's a pretty messed up question to ask a child.
#14 to #8 - lastsamurai (05/08/2014) [-]
The dad: So I **** your sister, divorce your mom and marry you.
User avatar #36 to #7 - fukkentyranitar ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
That's pretty heavy bro. Either a full house hold, or extra christmas presents.
#28 to #2 - pebar ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
statistically though, kids are one of the major causes of divorce
statistically though, kids are one of the major causes of divorce
#37 to #28 - sytheris (05/09/2014) [-]
yeeeah, but that's the parents problem, not the child's. Kid didn't do anything.
#19 to #2 - kibbleking (05/08/2014) [-]
**kibbleking rolled image** MFW my dad cheated on my mother and even though he regrets every moment of it he doesn't get any sympathy from me.
#21 to #2 - anon (05/08/2014) [-]
unless it is your fault
User avatar #23 to #21 - adu (05/08/2014) [-]
OKAY, I GET IT.
Jesus. Never have I ever had so many people be proud to tell me that they're responsible for their parent's divorce before.
User avatar #24 to #2 - lolollo (05/08/2014) [-]
My parents aren't even divorced and I still feel responsible for their divorce! You, sir, are clearly an idiot!
User avatar #4 to #2 - ecalycptus (05/08/2014) [-]
I don't care that my parents went through a divorce.
#47 to #4 - migueldecervantes (05/09/2014) [-]
Come into my extremely muscular arms and let your tears out onto my extremely muscular chest.
User avatar #32 to #2 - swipez (05/09/2014) [-]
I divorced my wife because I hate kids and am glad I only rarely see mine. So yeah, sometimes it's your fault
#33 to #32 - tippidie (05/09/2014) [-]
Nah, that just makes you a 			****		 parent.
Nah, that just makes you a **** parent.
User avatar #39 to #33 - swipez (05/09/2014) [-]
Well yeah, because I don't want to be a parent. "Nah"? What do you mean? I didn't do it for that reason? Because, well, yeah. Deal with it
User avatar #56 to #39 - skorve (05/09/2014) [-]
Maybe you did it for that reason - but then it's not the kid's fault, it's yours.

And way to stand up and be a man and take responsibility for your actions. Having sex, then having a kid, that ****** your fault, not there's. Man up and AT LEAST tell them that YOU left THEM and that it's on your head, not theirs.
User avatar #60 to #56 - swipez (05/09/2014) [-]
Nope. She had just as much to do with it as I did. Therefore, I should have the choice to get rid of it. She didn't want to, now she lives with the consequences. Not my problem
User avatar #62 to #60 - skorve (05/09/2014) [-]
You paying child support?
User avatar #63 to #62 - swipez (05/09/2014) [-]
Nope. I moved to Sweden to get out of the states and make a new life. The only time I see my kids is Skype on christmas (thus the "rarely" comment). As I said, I wanted them gone, this is her problem
User avatar #65 to #63 - skorve (05/09/2014) [-]
Wow, you wanted to avoid your kids so hard you change countries. Wow. Wow. Whelp, I'm done, I've really got nothing to say to you I'm sure you haven't already heard. Enjoy your choices.
User avatar #74 to #65 - swipez (05/09/2014) [-]
Oh I am. No kids, no worries, and puss galore. Lovin it here. (and no, I've always wanted to live in Sweden, so this was just the final push)
User avatar #110 to #63 - sunnyrain (05/09/2014) [-]
I hate you so much
User avatar #121 to #110 - swipez (05/09/2014) [-]
Oh boo ******* hoo
User avatar #50 to #32 - renespar (05/09/2014) [-]
as the son of a man who divorced my mother because he didn't like kids and ran off with some bitch to Pennsylvania, and on behalf of all the children of divorced parents where one parent just did not want to take care of them, go to the deepest pit of hell you God-damn deadbeat excuse for genes ************
User avatar #52 to #50 - swipez (05/09/2014) [-]
No need to be a butthurt little faggot about it. Sorry I relate to the father that doesn't love you so you get frustrated.
User avatar #54 to #52 - renespar (05/09/2014) [-]
it's people like you I hate more than any other, it's not that you did it, it's the fact you're acting like it makes you a big mighty man to just leave your own kids behind just because you're too much of a damn coward to own up to your responsibility, it's people like you that result in so many children growing up and becoming so annoying as you dare to call them, I may not be even close to a SJW but I hope some track you down and make every day for you complete hell, most people here would without even a second thought
User avatar #72 to #54 - swipez (05/09/2014) [-]
Cry more pussy. No mcdonalds for you
#86 to #72 - clevernameguy (05/09/2014) [-]
You are a sorry son-of-a-bitch.

Just so you know.
User avatar #87 to #86 - swipez (05/09/2014) [-]
cry more faggot
User avatar #35 to #32 - fukkentyranitar ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
Or, you're to pussy to take care of them.
User avatar #38 to #35 - swipez (05/09/2014) [-]
Um, no. I just hate kids. Not my fault they're all annoying little *****
#40 to #38 - fukkentyranitar ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
Maybe you could do you goddamned job and raise them to not be annoying little 			*****		. That's why my generations so 			******		 up.
Maybe you could do you goddamned job and raise them to not be annoying little ***** . That's why my generations so ****** up.
User avatar #42 to #40 - swipez (05/09/2014) [-]
Or she could have agreed to put them up for adoption so another family more capable could take care of them? Or abort them? That'd have been great. But no, my choice didn't matter, so **** it. I tried
User avatar #45 to #42 - fukkentyranitar ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
Did you use protection? And why are you so butthurt over her choice to not abort them? She's the one carrying them after all.
User avatar #46 to #45 - swipez (05/09/2014) [-]
Yup. And? So what, I made them! It takes 2 to tango.
#55 to #46 - fukkentyranitar ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
Wow, you're a massive cunt.
Wow, you're a massive cunt.
User avatar #71 to #55 - swipez (05/09/2014) [-]
Oh boo ******* hoo. Cry more faggot
User avatar #73 to #71 - fukkentyranitar ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
Just go die in your aunt's basement already. Lord knows your parents must have been tired of your **** .
User avatar #48 to #46 - xtoxicmuffinx ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
wow you should be put in jail for attempted murder (I think abortion is murder) and why would you have sex if you didn't want kids it does not take a rocket scientist to figure out having sex produces kids, you knew what you were walking into you should be held responsible for your actions you stupid **** ! god no wonder why humanity is degraiding
User avatar #49 to #48 - swipez (05/09/2014) [-]
Nice bait bro, not gunna work. Try harder and I might believe you
User avatar #51 to #49 - xtoxicmuffinx ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
dude im not ******* baiting seriously you people need too take responsibility for your actions I AM ******* PISSED THAT SO MANY KIDS HAVE TO DIE JUST BECAUSE SOME ******** HAD SEX AND DOES NOT WANT EM!
User avatar #53 to #51 - swipez (05/09/2014) [-]
Lol. You're doing good but I'm the one getting downvoted here, no need to bait me. But if you really reeeeeeally want a reaction, fine. Thinking abortion is murder is not an opinion. It is ******* wrong and stupid. Don't have sex? Wow ok, why be intimate with someone I love, using proper protection, and show our love? Then she gets pregnant. I don't want it, I'm not ready for it and I want it gone. Either abort it while it is nothing, or give it to people who can deal with it. Yes, nothing. That is not a ******* child you ignorant **** . Then I try, and it happens again. I demand it happens this time, she says no, I leave. The first one was annoying enough. Now kindly **** off
User avatar #58 to #53 - xtoxicmuffinx ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
are you that stupid to not realize what sex is for yes it is to be intimate but you clearly are either stupid or ignorant, sex is for reproducing it IS LIFE! the baby already has brain function by 12 weeks that is 3 months old! you obviously were not raised correctly by your parents (who I assume are hippie fags or just lack parenting skills) and you said you were not ready for it then obviously the only safe way not to have a child is not by having sex you can control your self ya know. Oh wait I forgot your apart of the give me every ******* thing on the planet without consequences generation enjoy your pathetic life you ass. And did you know that most women go through serious mental stress (some have even killed them selves) because of abortions, you need to think on how you are affecting others. Life is not always about you
User avatar #59 to #58 - swipez (05/09/2014) [-]
Ok you sure this isn't bait? Dude c'mon. Not only are you wrong, but arguing against abortion is simply stupid. "Hurr durr sex is only fer kids derr" you ignored when I said I used protection. Sorry you're some pathetic virgin that can't get laid, but baiting me is just making me laugh
User avatar #69 to #59 - xtoxicmuffinx ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
and do remember you were one of those little * ***** * you like to call em what would you do if your parents decided to abandon you and hated every part of you
User avatar #64 to #59 - xtoxicmuffinx ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
yes this is not bait even if you used protection it still does not justify the action you committed and of course I am a virgin (I am only 17 and currently waiting till I am married and can support a family, so I wont have sex in the time before) yes I too want to have sex but I know it needs to be the right person but in case you haven't heard abortion is a HIGHLY controversial subject (the US is practically divided on it) and from what I have seen the people who support abortion are the lazy slobs who cant seem to get a hold on life and they don't want to do anything remotely responsible
User avatar #68 to #64 - swipez (05/09/2014) [-]
"This argument is against mine, therefore all of it's supporters are lazy slobs"
Aaaaaaaaand it's bait. Sorry you can't get pussy son, and that's your problem. Since I'm open to one free generalization, you're probably some retarded super christian that waits until marriage and wastes their younger years when they should be partying and ******* . So 'grats. Do you think if I was ready for a family I would be using protection all the time? Talking to you is like talking to a wall. An ignorant, retarded wall. You can respond to this, but I won't reply. You actually got me. Your entire "argument" was pathetic and stupid yet I continued to reply. Oh well
User avatar #75 to #68 - xtoxicmuffinx ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
I could get *pussy* but I am not stupid and not engage in risky behavior I do have a girlfriend and she has asked me to have sex a couple of times but like I said I am looking at what the consequences would be and to let you know I am no way a Christian I am in fact Atheist but do practice some pagan rites and I do party but I don't drink alcohol (mostly because my family has a bad history of alcoholism why would I want to throw my life away?) I am currently looking to go to college and study physics, nuclear engineering, chemistry, quantum mechanics, aerospace engineering, and a few others. but I might go into the military first but even still you can tell you are alone in this conflict most of the people here agree you are a bumbling idiot who needs his ass kicked for abandoning his wife just over the actions you committed lol I think your ex wife is more of a man than you are sir
User avatar #61 to #58 - swipez (05/09/2014) [-]
Just threw some acorns in the fire. Sorry, since they're trees
User avatar #67 to #61 - xtoxicmuffinx ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
lol I have no problem with chopping trees (Unless we cut all of em down lol then we would not have enough oxygen to support us humans) but anyways I view all human babies as having the right to live
User avatar #70 to #67 - swipez (05/09/2014) [-]
A fetus isn't a baby
User avatar #76 to #70 - xtoxicmuffinx ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
it is very well a baby you just don't want to admit it other wise your whole accusation falls flat on its face
User avatar #77 to #76 - swipez (05/09/2014) [-]
Omg so bait. Such retard
User avatar #80 to #77 - xtoxicmuffinx ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
and you are implying that I am retarded. The definition of retard is to be slow, a retarded person does not know how to socialize or can write as well as a normal human being. Even so they still are A LOT smarter than you (their IQ does not determine what they can and cant learn half of histories greatest minds were retards) since you can no longer keep up this argument you have resorted to name calling (though I am not a saint either I was doing it too)
User avatar #78 to #77 - xtoxicmuffinx ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
this is not bait I am just stating what I believe I see you are from Canada so you don't get the whole idea of free speech
User avatar #79 to #78 - swipez (05/09/2014) [-]
Jesus why am I still replying? I'm falling into it! Canada and free speech. ******* . wow. i need a bigger hook for this bait
User avatar #90 to #79 - swipez (05/09/2014) [-]
dubscausedthis people tend to hate those who are right
User avatar #89 to #79 - dubscausedthis (05/09/2014) [-]
Holy crap you are getting so much hate I'm actually starting to like you. It's hilarious.
User avatar #82 to #79 - xtoxicmuffinx ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
sadly us in the US are slowly loosing our right to speak without the Big Brother Democrats or Liberals or Commies or even Socialists idk what ever you want to call em. The point is I could not talk about the abortion subject as much in Canada as I can in the US
User avatar #81 to #79 - xtoxicmuffinx ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
like I said it is not bait mate :3 (hehe I made a rhyme) but like I said Canada has restrictions on what people can and cannot say (not as much as a dictatorship would have) so it would make sense and makes me a little more lenient to what you have to say but if you think this is bait then all you have to do is walk away but now that I am more calm (I have some anger issues mostly because of the **** going on at home here) I am willing to start up a debate on abortion and I will try not to resort to name calling
#43 to #38 - sabium (05/09/2014) [-]
Weeeell... Since they do have some of your genes... Just saying.
User avatar #44 to #43 - swipez (05/09/2014) [-]
I mean all kids ever
#41 to #38 - adamroth (05/09/2014) [-]
has a kid. hates it. has another
User avatar #115 to #41 - thumbingthumbing (05/09/2014) [-]
They do that a lot where I live.

They can't look after one and then have 6 more. All or most taken off of them.
User avatar #111 to #32 - shiningfinger (05/09/2014) [-]
gr8 b8 m8. I r8 8/8
User avatar #107 to #2 - chadisyounggg (05/09/2014) [-]
My parents blamed me at the time, oh it was a rough point in my life.
#116 to #107 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
2bad4um8
User avatar #101 to #2 - Kairyuka (05/09/2014) [-]
It's strange because apparently feeling like that is common, but I was never doubting whether it was my fault or not. My father was an alcoholic, I understood that they shouldn't be together and that it was his fault.
#118 to #101 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
ok but have you ever thought that maybe you're the reason he drinks?
User avatar #120 to #118 - Kairyuka (05/09/2014) [-]
Actually it's a problem he had even before I was born, also struggled with drugs n stuff. Only my mom grew up and realized that wasn't very cool so she got the **** outta there
#105 to #2 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
Sick thumbwhoring, brah.
#17 to #2 - fuckatron (05/08/2014) [-]
Thanks man.
User avatar #34 to #2 - MrShaggy (05/09/2014) [-]
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
User avatar #10 to #2 - hecatonchires (05/08/2014) [-]
And sometimes it is. Children can be the reason why people stay together but also why they divorce.
User avatar #66 to #10 - axxein ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
Meh, i kinda sorta disagree with this mainly because yes okay they might be the REASON, but its not the child's FAULT. The child didn't do anything wrong, if the parents didn't want it they had so many other options like protection abortion and adoption.
User avatar #12 to #2 - poophaspooped (05/08/2014) [-]
Oh I know it's not my fault
because my mom went lesbo
#96 to #2 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
I told my mom to do it. so, I beg to differ
User avatar #16 to #2 - manofparody (05/08/2014) [-]
Oh, I know it's not my fault...

It's my brother's.
User avatar #25 to #18 - lordmandy (05/08/2014) [-]
black?

or huehuehuehuehuehue?
User avatar #26 to #25 - niggastolemyname (05/08/2014) [-]
huehueheuheuhue
User avatar #31 to #26 - wimwam (05/09/2014) [-]
It would have removed the ambiguity if you had just chosen a different hue
User avatar #27 to #26 - lordmandy (05/08/2014) [-]
cool
User avatar #117 to #27 - dalgaard (05/09/2014) [-]
Straight busta
User avatar #123 to #117 - lordmandy (05/09/2014) [-]
**** yeah son
User avatar #109 to #16 - isabossfulla ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
That sums up my life right there.
#29 - fourchinsbrah (05/09/2014) [-]
bamboozled!
bamboozled!
#83 to #30 - mustangsvoo (05/09/2014) [-]
**mustangsvoo rolled image** Mfw
#113 to #83 - beasert (05/09/2014) [-]
You look eager to be smeckledorfed.
You look eager to be smeckledorfed.
#134 to #113 - mustangsvoo (05/10/2014) [-]
**mustangsvoo rolled image** Im so ready to be smeckledorfed
User avatar #136 to #113 - grny (05/15/2014) [-]
I've seen these alot whats the sauce
User avatar #137 to #136 - beasert (05/15/2014) [-]
Wakfu.
#1 - centurionprime ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
#98 - rockergamer ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
Parents that use scare tactics are dangerous.
User avatar #104 to #98 - leonhardt (05/09/2014) [-]
Yet effective
#108 to #104 - perkuna (05/09/2014) [-]
Yes..
You can always find the easy way by yelling and scaring kids..
Or actually put some effort and explain them why something is good or bad and also
help them to achieve the goals expected..

Sorry.. I just hate people who don't take any responsibility over their kids or just scream at them with no sense at all trying to make the kids obey and submit with broken will..
#112 - mrmask ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
and then turns out he cheated, and that he is actually retarded.
forcing the parents to break up cause they don't want to be a bad example to their son by letting him realize they lied.

didn't see that coming, did they.
User avatar #99 - jogocii (05/09/2014) [-]
Reminded me of this.
Cyanide & Happiness - Divorce
User avatar #102 to #99 - Lukanator (05/09/2014) [-]
Parents, they know things. Cyanide & Happiness - Mother's Day Cake
User avatar #103 to #102 - leonhardt (05/09/2014) [-]
inb4 trigendered pyrofox
#119 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** the kid when he finds out what happened
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