(untitled). . An old, blind cowboy wanders into an biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while
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An old, blind cowboy wanders into
an biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and
orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he
yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a
blonde
joke?'
The bar immediately falls
absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice,
the woman
next to him says,
Before you tell that joke,
Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you
are blind,
that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl
with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde
girl.
3. I' m a tvoot tall,
blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.
4. The woman sitting next to
me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is
blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously,
Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second,
shakes his head, and mutters,
No... not if I' m gonna have
to explain it five times.'
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#1 - alenkt ONLINE (05/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Seconds later.
#7 - zomaru (05/05/2014) [+] (5 replies)
At first I thought he had some balls, but then I realised they would not understand that joke because they were blond, so he was safe.
At first I thought he had some balls, but then I realised they would not understand that joke because they were blond, so he was safe.
User avatar #25 - tranquilizer (05/05/2014) [+] (7 replies)

He ordered a coffee
But got pepsi

#22 - mankey (05/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The respected me for saying it.
#3 - walmartysnextghost (05/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
this is some quality blonde joke. I sure hope that the comment section doesn't ruin it by turning into a ********* of women bashing.
User avatar #57 - OsamaBinLadenz (05/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
What would be worse, telling a blonde joke in front of 5 blondes, or beating up a blind guy over a ******* joke?
#13 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (05/05/2014) [+] (9 replies)
****					 yes. You made me laugh so hard I woke up my wife you ass. Thumb for you.
**** yes. You made me laugh so hard I woke up my wife you ass. Thumb for you.
#83 - perdition (05/05/2014) [-]
Who don't need no man.
#35 - mastersaturday (05/05/2014) [+] (5 replies)
This joke is older than yer mum's cunt.
This joke is older than yer mum's cunt.
#28 - mrhaihoang (05/05/2014) [+] (7 replies)
black belt in karate
User avatar #72 - akkere (05/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I thought this story took place in a biker bar, not an aryan race rally.
#2 - deezknuts (05/05/2014) [+] (14 replies)
WE'RE GONNA HIT YOU FOR TELLING A JOKE   
   
That's a strange mix of blind Texas rage and menstrual fury.   
   
It's like if stupidity and anger had a baby and the baby had Hulk DNA
WE'RE GONNA HIT YOU FOR TELLING A JOKE

That's a strange mix of blind Texas rage and menstrual fury.

It's like if stupidity and anger had a baby and the baby had Hulk DNA
User avatar #101 - ppheadbuttface (05/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
#6 - doctorwhoten (05/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
That dude's got balls
That dude's got balls
User avatar #4 - puns (05/05/2014) [-]
this blonde joke really raises the bar
#118 - pwnfrnzy (05/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
> Beating up and threatening a blind guy for a joke.

Bitches need to get cut, not like he purposely wanted to offend them.
#81 - settantaventi (05/05/2014) [+] (13 replies)
blonde
blonde
User avatar #52 - mrgoodlove (05/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!"
The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"

The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!"

They where still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them.
User avatar #107 - theflamingfire ONLINE (05/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That's kind of a bitch move if you would beat the **** out of a blind guy that cant really fight back I'm ready to be thumbed into nothingness
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