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MY h WISHES ARE FOR 3
AW YEAH.
HEY BUDDY, PARKING
TICKETS? THIS LAWYERS “or 113 TAX TIME
GOT TN I TOLD TOO 1 was AN
ACCOUNTANT RIGHT?
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS.
NT NAN, rtl WORKING
ON A NEW TECHNIQUE FOR
NT MASSAGE THERAPY
PRACTICE. MIND IF I TRY
IT ON TOO?
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#4 - secretdestroyers (05/04/2014) [-]
And then the lawyer and accountant were just like...
And then the lawyer and accountant were just like...
User avatar #8 - pokimone (05/04/2014) [+] (30 replies)
Nothing gay about a man giving a man a massage. Its a massage, he isn't sucking your dick. ***** relaxing and good for you. I took 5 years of massage classes, best couple hundred I ever spent. You have no idea how easy it is to make friends, or to get dates, when you know how to massage. All you have to do is say it, and girls want you to give them one. Which generally involves being topless. Its a win win. But, guys can give them to guys too, its just a nice thing you can do for a friend.
#24 - rollertoaster ONLINE (05/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Dude. Getting to **** a lawyer, an accountant, AND a masseur? Sweet deal.
#5 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Gonna be honest, that sounds pretty ******* sweet plus, you can **** them
#21 to #5 - mans (05/04/2014) [-]
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#38 - fukkentyranitar (05/05/2014) [+] (5 replies)
>Not wishing for infinite wishes or more genies.
>Not wishing for infinite wishes or more genies.
#43 - Cartouk (05/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
1st wish: Wish to become a genie
2nd wish: Wish to be free of lamp
3rd wish: Wish other genie free of lamp
MFW genie bros doing genie ****
User avatar #15 - jefferyboomhauer (05/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I'm happy with all three! Cheap Lawyer, someone to help with Taxes, and a black friend!
#28 - allennis (05/04/2014) [-]
Still satisfied
User avatar #1 - mightypoggers (05/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I'll just take the lawyer and the accountant.
User avatar #6 to #1 - infernis (05/04/2014) [-]
Damn massages be relaxing as **** though.
And for free as well.
#60 - hypocritical (05/05/2014) [-]
this finalizes the truth that has always been known bros before hoes
User avatar #37 - dilceptacon (05/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Get blank notebook. Write everything you ever wanted in it. Hand it to the genie and wish for all of what's in this book to come true.
#58 - outsidethebox (05/05/2014) [-]
Aren't Genies supposed to be super malicious? You'd need to be careful as **** when you wished, because otherwise you'll get ****** up.

Wishing for more wishes would probably get you turned into a genie. (Which would suck balls.)

IMO Use all three wishes to murder the genie just for the hell of it.

Well, or wish to be a god in the way you imagine it so the genie can't put a gay ass spin on it.
User avatar #54 - jellybob (05/05/2014) [-]
Sex is great and all, but those benefits are pretty awesome.
#63 - atma (05/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
should have gone with a butt genie
#33 - yhamz (05/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The First 						*******					 wish is more wishes.    
   
You could've wished for 3 bitches.
The First ******* wish is more wishes.

You could've wished for 3 bitches.
User avatar #35 to #33 - matheomaidana (05/05/2014) [-]
And then the genie would just give you 3 female dogs.
User avatar #26 - sociocat (05/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
you would seriously choose sex over anything you want? what is wrong with you people?
User avatar #31 to #26 - technobanana (05/04/2014) [-]
Maybe he had everything else he wanted. And anyway sex is pretty ******* awesome.
User avatar #64 - frozo ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
Are you kidding? These are the best friends with benefits.

Park wherever you ******* want, get crazy tax returns, and free massages? Hell yeah!
User avatar #62 - mrgoodlove (05/05/2014) [-]
Those are more useful than whores
User avatar #53 - mikepetru (05/05/2014) [-]
I thought his penis became a lamp
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