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#9 - deezknuts (05/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
"mumble mumble mumble"

I can't hear you dad.

*takes off headphones

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #19 - canadia (05/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**canadia rolled comment #252385 ** :
You are a faggot
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User avatar #1 - ihearcolors (05/01/2014) [+] (15 replies)
The pin code to the bank for your one million in inheritance is ****
#8 - mudkipftw (05/01/2014) [-]
"Take your ****** earbuds out."
#35 - deadmuerto (05/02/2014) [-]
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#6 - sensitive (05/01/2014) [-]
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#38 - damianblu (05/02/2014) [-]
**damianblu rolled comment #8639105 ** :
only bitch nigas dun smoke dank kush mane
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#29 - matnotmate (05/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**matnotmate rolled image** What dad said
User avatar #33 to #32 - sabcy (05/02/2014) [-]
**sabcy rolled comment #1285342 ** :
Servers are being bitches. So I'm going to say it's that.
what he actually said.
User avatar #34 - orgodemir (05/02/2014) [-]
**orgodemir rolled comment #8638220 ** :
ye
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User avatar #36 - ponchosdm (05/02/2014) [-]
that would be awesome if an user called NSA gave an answer
User avatar #24 - smithacat (05/01/2014) [-]
**smithacat rolled comment #908509 ** :
toplel

i left before the end
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User avatar #41 - xxfalconxx (05/02/2014) [-]
"You're adopted"
User avatar #27 - faperto (05/02/2014) [-]
**faperto rolled comment #86 ** :
It's Phantoml0rd.
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User avatar #7 - mightypoggers (05/01/2014) [-]
Son, I am disappoint
User avatar #44 - uwbymannen (05/04/2014) [-]
**uwbymannen rolled comment #63 ** :
Going from a strawberry tart to a blueberry tart?
What he said.
User avatar #42 - LordFapsalot (05/02/2014) [-]
**LordFapsalot rolled comment #406 ** :
Well, when cells (let alone cell division) wasn't even a concept, you needed sort of convoluted ways to explain things. And don't forget, our modern version of the bible has a LOT of stuff taken out/added in. Rather then just spoon-feed us info, we believe God instilled us with an inborn intellect and curiosity of ourselves and the world around us. I mean, how awesome to discover these secrets of life and the universe for ourselves?

As for the forgiving sin thing, the way God did so in the Old testament was instilling his "Holy wrath" in some shape or form (like natural disasters, plague, mass death, etc). The theory/idea is that to show his love for humanity, God manifested his power and being in a human, Jesus. By living as a human life, Jesus' death manifests God's "Holy wrath." Basically, rather than take it out on humanity as a whole like he had done for centuries beforehand, He chose to show it in a different way. The whole point of the New Testament was to show a new way to live, a new way to view God and faith.
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#25 - Orc (05/02/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled comment #8632080 ** :
CANNON SNUGGLES
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