(untitled). . timelocked: timelocked: my best friends name is elsa and today she said "i wish people would stop asking me if i wanna build a fucking snowman" 1: Build that shit
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#21 - awesomechardey
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User avatar #25 to #21 - auryn
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Back in 1981 an German woman named Elsa made the newspaper all around the world when she tried to build a 20 ft snowman but died when she tried to install the nose, slipped, and got crushed by a giant fake carrot.
User avatar #35 to #25 - kreekydoorS
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on a side note she had a sister named Anna.... she grew old and died alone because nobody loved her.
#26 to #25 - awesomechardey
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gotta love germany
#38 to #26 - ripgeckosncherios
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hey!
I'm offensive and I find this german
#39 to #38 - awesomechardey
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so is I
#54 to #26 - anon id: 5fe10788
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why wouldn't you?
why wouldn't you?
#108 to #25 - ffinfinity
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#96 to #25 - anon id: 16af892b
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* an German * ?
User avatar #107 to #96 - auryn
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Typo.

I already corrected this in comment #27.
#41 to #25 - hurrdurka
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I thought she was impaled on it?
User avatar #27 to #25 - auryn
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an = a*
#9 - angelusprimus
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#68 to #9 - narflarg
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Someone please enlighten me... How is a snowman not a snowman.
A snowman that doesnt have to build a snowman is illogical.
What the **** is the snowman gonna be? A gallon of milk?
User avatar #75 to #68 - angelusprimus
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Do you wanna build a sbnowman? It doesn't have to be a snowman.
Meaning we could build something else if you don't want to build a snowman.
#76 to #75 - narflarg
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Hmm. Thank you for your explanation, but i think that is a bad line. Not a fan of rhyming words with the same word either.
#10 to #9 - hazelnutqt
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The internet has broken me. I can't think of anything but "what a tiny glory hole" when I see this ******* .gif.....
#31 to #10 - elynichujy
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Here, hold this.
Here, hold this.
#36 to #31 - iseewhatididthere
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#66 to #31 - swampwaterjack
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#69 to #31 - Javapenguin
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#97 to #31 - titaniums
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bueno
bueno
#33 to #10 - vgamefrk
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Here's an image i threw together real quick if youre not into the gif.
#34 to #33 - vgamefrk
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inb4 i forgot to resize the image and it wont load.
User avatar #18 to #10 - TarnRazor
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And now I can watch this scene without thinking that...
User avatar #24 to #18 - auryn
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You can? Because I surely can't.

Ah well, it's not like I wanted to see this awfully mediocre movie again, so it doesn't really pose a problem.
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#40 - fistpump
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Anyone else really tired with this fad? I get it, you like the movie, but does the punchline to every one of these fake stories always have to be "do you wanna build a snowman" or "maybe you should just Let It Go"? I haven't seen the film, I'm not gonna judge it, but surely there was something else about the film you found funny?
Surely you could make content or jokes about some other aspect?
It's almost as-if the only reason people even like the film is because of this alleged snowman building. And the song, of course.
Remember when Avatar: Legend of Korra first came out, end a good 1/3rd of the front page was bendingtime content, EVERY DAY? Frozen is kinda like that. Less posts per day, but the fad has lasted a whole lot longer. Isn't the film like six months old?
Isn't it about time you all just let it go? I'm using that joke so that I don't appear as much of a jerk. I'm trying not to be, but I really am kinda tired of it. Funny OC could be being drowned out by Frozen posts that only half the site understand.
#43 to #40 - rollinggolem
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There's this.
#48 to #40 - anon id: ed5980af
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I love you.
I love you.
#90 to #40 - anon id: be1997e5
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Only issue is that this fad is not just here. It's EVERYWHERE. I'm shock at how a 'meh' movie with more plot-holes than Batman can get so much praise.

But as my friend says, "If Frozen is a p3nis, then it'll be the richard that will never go dry, because there's always SOMEONE sucking on it"

#47 to #40 - ninjapieguy
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User avatar #85 to #40 - stonetomcat
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I want to like this comment 1,000 times. You expressed our mutual feelings, and perfectly! To the people who won't shut up about Frozen:I like Brutal Legend, but I don't make everything a reference to it, only when it's relevant!
#95 to #40 - willgum
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i found this to be rather funny
i found this to be rather funny
#104 to #95 - giinthir
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What about now?
User avatar #105 to #104 - willgum
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boko no pico?
User avatar #50 to #40 - darkoblivion
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the hype made a good movie into an okay movie for me since i got the biggest shocker spoiled for me
User avatar #51 to #50 - messerauditore
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The Hans bit? Was that really not even remotely obvious to some people?
User avatar #52 to #51 - darkoblivion
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I can't know i found out before i saw the movie so the whole movie i was like, so when does that happen?
User avatar #53 to #52 - messerauditore
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Fair point.
#65 to #40 - enspir
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Real tired, yeah.

And real tired of tumblr-posts too.
#57 - thelastelephant
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#2 - mralfie
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I have a friend who's name is Elsa and every day i asked her is she wanted to build a snowman on our walk back from school.
one day she had enough of it and slapped me.
I looked at her and said "it doesn't have to be a snowman."
She cashed me two blocks throwing pencils at me the whole time
I still laugh when i think about it.
User avatar #3 to #2 - andimac
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Cashed? Do you mean chased? That confused me...
#4 to #3 - mralfie
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Yes.
I meant chased.
#17 to #2 - mankey
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I thought you were going to say "she crushed me with two blocks of ice."
I thought you were going to say "she crushed me with two blocks of ice."
User avatar #14 - tombobbusama
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Elsa is just short for Elizabeth, you little inbred twat.
If its that ******* annoying, just tell people to call you one of the ******* following:
Elizabeth, Bess, Bessie, Beth, Betsy, Bette, Bettie, Betty, Buffy, Elisa, Eliza, Ella, Elle, Ellie, Elsie, Libby, Liddy, Lilian, Lilibet, Lilibeth, Lillia, Lillian, Lisa, Lise, Liz, Liza, Lizbeth, Lizette, Lizzie, Lizzy, Tetty.

THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST VERSATILE NAMES I HAVE EVER SEEN AND YOU'RE COMPLAINING THAT YOU PICKED ONE OF THEM AT RANDOM. FOR ***** SAKE ALL I CAN DO WITH MY NAME IS TOM, YOU BLOODY IGNORANT SLUT.
User avatar #28 to #14 - threeeighteen
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Elsa is a name your racist, homophobic, cis scum bigot!!!!11!!!1!
User avatar #15 to #14 - thesovereigngrave
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Elsa's also an actual name, as in there are people named just 'Elsa'. It's entirely possible the person was actually named Elsa, and not that their parents named them Elisabeth and they just go by Elsa.
#112 to #14 - thewulfman
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User avatar #113 to #112 - tombobbusama
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Fear not, my brother. I am safe from the sea of red, for I am in my boat of not giving a single **** ever.

Also, you win some, you lose some. My thumbs balance each other out. Even nature itself rains on the good and shines on the bad. Indifference is the way the earth lives. Not worrying is how I live.
User avatar #19 to #14 - finblob
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Those people know her as Elsa. Elsa is an actual name.
If your name is Mike you don't just change your name to Michael when you feel like it because your name is Mike.
User avatar #22 to #14 - lemongrabble
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Elsa is an actual name you bigot
User avatar #23 to #14 - auryn
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Tom is an awesome name though.

I always wanted my name to be Tom.
User avatar #37 to #14 - satansferret
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Tom, Tommy, Thomas, Tommy Bo Bommy.
User avatar #59 to #37 - garaichu
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What'chu want?
User avatar #71 to #59 - satansferret
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what'chu need?
User avatar #98 to #71 - garaichu
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"Wat'cha buyin'?"
Didn't mean anything by it, my name's Tommy so obviously I took offense. Hehe
User avatar #111 to #98 - satansferret
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gots any pizza?
#29 to #14 - killerofcows
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Just because Else is originally short version of Elizabeth doesnt mean all people called Elsa is named Elizabeth, their name might aswell be Elsa
User avatar #16 to #14 - lstimpact
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Maybe she likes being called Elsa and doesn't want to change it because of a movie?
#46 - herbolifee
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Being a teenager called Elsa atm... poor thing.
#101 to #46 - orrihaa
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Elsa ATM
#6 - jmontanah
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jokeexplain please?
pic related
User avatar #7 to #6 - jmontanah
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or jokexplain w/e it is
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User avatar #8 to #6 - jokexplain
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elsa is a character from Frozen
#91 - canadia
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she could always do this instead
#58 - organicglory
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this is the 439645634th time I've seen a poorly planned out joke around the lines of "omg i h8 frozen" and then the rebuttal of "omg jus let it go xD"
this is the 439645634th time I've seen a poorly planned out joke around the lines of "omg i h8 frozen" and then the rebuttal of "omg jus let it go xD"
User avatar #60 to #58 - crimzonsoulreaper
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Just let it go, man. Let it go.
#94 to #60 - calloftheshadows
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XD We're gonna find you dead and horribly dismembered... and we'll know precisely what happened... XD
#110 to #94 - organicglory
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