(untitled). . Deer Mom, How no you hear me mumble under my but you can' t hear me say Whatll" multiple times when you Kareem my name'? Sincerely, Your Confused
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Deer Mom,
How no you hear me mumble under
my but you can' t hear me say
Whatll" multiple times when you
Kareem my name'?
Sincerely, Your Confused Child
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Submitted: 04/10/2014
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#6 - chaoticlaw (04/11/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Well, if she's screaming your name, you're probably 						*******					 her too hard.   
   
   
What I don't understand is why you keep yelling "What!?" while having sex with your mom.
Well, if she's screaming your name, you're probably ******* her too hard.


What I don't understand is why you keep yelling "What!?" while having sex with your mom.
#1 - anonymous (04/10/2014) [+] (4 replies)
only 90's kids will get this XD
User avatar #2 to #1 - insanepyromania (04/10/2014) [-]
quackyquack , stop *********** as an anon
#3 - mankey (04/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
My mother taught me...
#19 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Get off your lazy ass and actually go to her like a decent ******* person instead of screaming at her?

She's your mother. Have some ******* respect.
#21 to #19 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [-]
What if I'm on the ******* ?

What if I'm cooking?

What if I'm streaming?

I'm her son. I'll be making sure she doesn't fall over and kill herself in the bathtub in 25 years. Give me some ******* respect. Especially when I'm busy schooling, working, and doing all her ******* errands. Not to mention I sure do love all the money I'm making, especially when it just goes to pay for the ******* roof over our heads.

So **** you, you piece of **** anon. Not all of us are useless like you.
#5 - harshy (04/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #11 - shuckmywang (04/11/2014) [+] (8 replies)
That's 'cause when your mom calls you, you shouldn't ask "what"
You need to go see what that woman needs
User avatar #18 to #11 - tmgrskat (04/11/2014) [-]
-Anon
-What?
-Come here
It's not that hard.
#37 - iluvmoney (04/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Son, she actually does hear you say what, she just wants you to come down stairs instead of yelling
#38 to #37 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/11/2014) [-]
come all the way down so she can tell me to go all the way back up to do somethign up there...
come all the way down so she can tell me to go all the way back up to do somethign up there...
#48 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Mum*
#50 to #48 - gigamuffin ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
In Muricaland we say mom, but in Tealand or MapleSyrupAndNicePeopleLand or Sheepland or Kiltland or Ozzieland or PlaceWhereLordOfTheRingsWasFilmedLand you call it mum. Linguistic Differences.
User avatar #22 - TheSchwartz (04/11/2014) [-]
Selective hearing
#14 - Deavas (04/11/2014) [-]
im going to give you the same response my mom gives me when she asks why i never hear her

selective hearing
#13 - hairydawg (04/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
'Cause you're supposed to say "ma'am?"
#12 - Pein (04/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"Scream my name"
"Scream my name"
#47 - apothicary (04/11/2014) [-]
****** parents ;-;
#42 - sorrybut (04/11/2014) [-]
My mom talks really loudly while on the phone, but whenever she's trying to call and tell me anything she speaks really quietly and it comes off as a murmur if I'm inside my room. Then she gets mad at me for not responding and leaving me wondering what I've done wrong.   
   
gif related, its the face of me and my friend when this happens
My mom talks really loudly while on the phone, but whenever she's trying to call and tell me anything she speaks really quietly and it comes off as a murmur if I'm inside my room. Then she gets mad at me for not responding and leaving me wondering what I've done wrong.

gif related, its the face of me and my friend when this happens
User avatar #40 - awesomedewd ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
Moms are strange creatures.

I have the luck to see my mum having another child, my sister, who is 10 years old now.
And I see all that ****** behavior she showed me, showing my sister again.

Moms are always right, no matter what... well, not in my world.
#9 - yrhcz (04/11/2014) [-]
Selective hearing?
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