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Today I got my ripped front, ma...
Last week, my daughter got a new book
for free, We' re part of a program that gives
free books arm free food to poor people.
She got this book, I wag happy,
Today, my step dad was reading this to my
daughter. He pointed out that lett: tlks like a
squirrel and a tortie combined. I always thought it
was because he eould squirt wahr...”
I have gem? the light
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#3 - verycoolcat (03/12/2014) [+] (13 replies)
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Actually the naming of the starters from red and blue would suggest its 'Squirt and Turtle'

Charmander - CHAR Salamander
Charmeleon - CHAR Chameleon
Charizard - CHAR Lizard

Bulbasaur - Bulb (Onions) / (Dino)saur
Ivysaur - Ivy / Saur
Venusaur - Venus (fly trap) / Saur


Squirtle - Squirt Turtle
Wartortle - War Turtle (I suspect japanese to engrish mispelling)
Blastoise - Blast Tortoise
#8 - rockergamer (03/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I recently realized that ash's last name meant "catch em"

mfw
#1 - dwadefan (03/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I think most kids found out that fact when they were 6.
User avatar #17 - crystalmethod (03/13/2014) [-]
Kind of both, duh
#23 - anonymous (03/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Poliwag's red "nose" was actually his mouth.

My life is a lie
User avatar #24 to #23 - hellomynameisbill (03/13/2014) [-]
The swirl on its belly is actually its intestines showing on the underdeveloped transparent tadpole skin
#40 - amuzen ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
Half the comments are people being like UGH DUH OF COURSE IT'S A SQUIRREL AND A TURTLE and the other half are like, ugh, nuh ugh, it's a SQUIRT turtle, as in, WATER.
#34 - anonymous (03/13/2014) [-]
1 - Duh ... I mean really, you didn't get that?
2 - I ******* hate Pokemon, and I knew that...
3 - Thanks for re-enforcing my belief that people who love Pokemon are retarded mouth-breathers.
User avatar #32 - Loppytaffy (03/13/2014) [-]
What you have to bear in mind is that the pokemon are originally Japanese, and the Japanese mentioned nothing about squirrels.
User avatar #30 - shadowm (03/13/2014) [-]
Except bulbapedia says it's a combination of Squirt and Turtle...
#28 - chaossniper (03/13/2014) [-]
ok this is 2014 and you still don't know that
mate you're in for big surprises then.
btw you should read all those lore comps
#27 - awesomechardey (03/13/2014) [-]
It's a ambiguity. Both is right.
User avatar #25 - tealkangaroo (03/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
that's not even right, dude

spuirt turtle
#14 - iamstoopid (03/13/2014) [-]
probably is because cause he squirts, its only a tail
User avatar #12 - avatardsucks (03/13/2014) [-]
it could be a double pun, he looks like a turtle with a squirrels tail and hes a turtle who squirts water.
User avatar #11 - Durp (03/13/2014) [-]
If you're curious about the names of your favorite pokemon, check out their name origin on bulbapedia. It's pretty interesting.
User avatar #9 - Lintutu (03/13/2014) [-]
but that's still wrong. It IS squirt and turtle
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