(untitled). imgur.com/gallery/5FZH7DA. THEY ALL SCREAMED AT ME AND TOLD ME TO POT " PANTS BACK ON. Dad catches daughter masturbating with a cucumber: "That's disgusting, I'm meant to be eating that tonight, now it's going to taste like salad." (untitled) imgur com/gallery/5FZH7DA THEY ALL SCREAMED AT ME AND TOLD TO POT " PANTS BACK ON Dad catches daughter masturbating with a cucumber: "That's disgusting I'm meant to be eating that tonight now it's going taste like salad "
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#4 - magicbrownies
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(02/26/2014) [+] (9 replies)
stickied by rasconza
a man cant masturbate in his own ******* household?
a man cant masturbate in his own ******* household?
User avatar #44 to #4 - drivebytruckers
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(02/26/2014) [-]
WHAT MOVIE IS THIS FROM
User avatar #47 to #44 - mechaemperor
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(02/26/2014) [-]
Princess Mononoke. Good film.
#48 to #47 - drivebytruckers
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(02/26/2014) [-]
I love you. I remember seeing this as a kid and i could never remember what it was called!
I love you. I remember seeing this as a kid and i could never remember what it was called!
User avatar #58 to #48 - agreatusername
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(02/27/2014) [-]
watchcartoononline.com you can find it there if you want to watch it.
#78 to #48 - godofsteak
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(02/27/2014) [-]
still can't get enough of that gif no matter how many times i see it
so damn cute x3!!1!
User avatar #57 to #4 - agreatusername
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Thumb simply for the reference.
User avatar #5 to #4 - slenderbro
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(02/26/2014) [-]
"Lesbians love each other every day of the month."
User avatar #8 to #5 - mutzaki
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(02/26/2014) [-]
Plot twist: she loved herself.
User avatar #43 to #8 - neokun
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(02/26/2014) [-]
She should just go **** herself.
#2 - skrewbacca
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(02/26/2014) [-]
Dad catches daughter masturbating with a cucumber: "That's disgusting, I'm meant to be eating that tonight, now it's going to taste like salad."
#11 to #2 - anon id: a8e5f7d8
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(02/26/2014) [-]
I don't get it, jokesexplain I need you!
#14 to #11 - anon id: 1b8c5d6b
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(02/26/2014) [-]
when he says i'm meant to be eating that tonight it implies he meant the cucumber, but the fact he said it's going to taste like salad means he was actually planing to eat his daughter's pussy
User avatar #19 to #11 - deviousdanish
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(02/26/2014) [-]
It's ******* jokexplain, goddammit.
User avatar #21 to #19 - perform
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(02/26/2014) [-]
No it's jokesexplain. joke sex explain you dolt.
User avatar #24 to #21 - jokesexplain
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(02/26/2014) [-]
No, it is plain sex jokes
User avatar #26 to #21 - deviousdanish
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(02/26/2014) [-]
There's a There's a sex joke only one now? Ugh.
User avatar #54 to #26 - metacobalion
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(02/27/2014) [-]
there's also a sciencexplain guy too.
User avatar #82 to #54 - sciencexplain
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Sup.
#32 to #2 - haqq
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(02/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #6 to #2 - tranquilizer
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(02/26/2014) [-]
I wish I hadn't gotten this. It would have been a perfect opportunity for jokesexplain
User avatar #7 to #6 - jokesexplain
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(02/26/2014) [-]
You called?
User avatar #9 to #7 - ssjkirby
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(02/26/2014) [-]
explain this joke
#80 to #9 - jokesexplain
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(02/27/2014) [-]
It is all about him being butt naked when walking in on his daughter and her friends, who apparently enjoy masturbating together.   
It was subtly suggested that he already knew, hence why it is a tiger and not a bear.   
 Joke explained?
It is all about him being butt naked when walking in on his daughter and her friends, who apparently enjoy masturbating together.
It was subtly suggested that he already knew, hence why it is a tiger and not a bear.
Joke explained?
User avatar #81 to #80 - jokesexplain
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(02/27/2014) [-]
That, and what micderp already explained, if it was the joke in this comment "top".
#72 to #9 - micderp
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(02/27/2014) [-]
salad is another word for ass I know I'm not jokesexplain but please love me
#1 - theannoyingFJguy
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(02/26/2014) [-]
"Come in me, bro."
User avatar #79 to #1 - swimmingprodigy
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(02/27/2014) [-]
"You havin a giggle m8? I'll bash ye fckin head in I cum in ur mum"
#34 to #1 - dudewitharake
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(02/26/2014) [-]
rock out with your spider-cock out
#30 - cazabrow
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(02/26/2014) [-]
Reminds me of that old ass rageface comic that was of a guy wanking when his younger brother comes in, then says:

Younger brother: "Hey, what are you doing?"

Guy: "Uh.. I'm wanking...you're going to be doing it pretty soon as well."

Younger brother: "Why?"

Guy: "Because my arms getting tired."
#10 - biggrand
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(02/26/2014) [-]
**biggrand rolled a random image posted in comment #137479 at ADMIN'S WEIRD SEXUAL PLAYHOUSE, DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST READY YOUR BODY **

Mfw the stank
#50 to #10 - thempc
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(02/26/2014) [-]
why does it look like he's saying "********* me"?
why does it look like he's saying "********* me"?
#16 - flapz
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(02/26/2014) [-]
Wasn't this supposed to be confession bear?
#18 to #16 - tsukaza
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(02/26/2014) [-]
The joke is that "he" was the one masturbating whilst walking in on them.
User avatar #38 to #18 - deathstare
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(02/26/2014) [-]
Oooh, I thought he walked in on them while they were masturbating and decided to join in.
Your version makes much more sense
#36 - avgfbsudfygoadufgi
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(02/26/2014) [-]
This is ******* sick. No wonder this site is getting shut down.
User avatar #39 to #36 - lemoncat
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(02/26/2014) [-]
it's a called a joke.
#70 to #36 - maplesyrupman
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#74 to #36 - gokuisawesome
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(02/27/2014) [-]
here take my thumbs
here take my thumbs
#41 to #36 - bornintheeighties
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#42 to #36 - osimonmagus
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#55 to #36 - metacobalion
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(02/27/2014) [-]
This guy is going for negative thumbs guys. Chill the **** out.
#63 to #55 - icheeto
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(02/27/2014) [-]
I give the thumbs because if someone has the lack of soul to be a douche like that, then someone will thumb them down eventually... Why not take away one more thumb someone else will need to give for them to stop?
User avatar #37 to #36 - rasconza [OP]
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(02/26/2014) [-]
then leave
#49 to #36 - slysixtyfourwii
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(02/26/2014) [-]
#22 - settantaventi
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(02/26/2014) [-]
**settantaventi rolled a random image posted in comment #186576 at ADMIN'S WEIRD SEXUAL PLAYHOUSE, DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST READY YOUR BODY ** incest
#86 to #22 - incest
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#28 to #22 - riffz
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(02/26/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #67 to #28 - scowler
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Source?
User avatar #68 to #67 - riffz
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(02/27/2014) [-]
One of Kevin harts live shows.
Probably "Laugh at my pain"
Or "I'm a grown little man"
User avatar #77 to #68 - scowler
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#69 to #68 - riffz
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#56 - anon id: 3c5ffe5f
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#61 to #56 - xexpertx
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Gotta love Mr. Vsauce.
#59 to #56 - rustysteelpingas
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(02/27/2014) [-]
#71 to #59 - exclamation
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(02/27/2014) [-]
I've seen this only a lot of times and I still giggle at it.
#13 - theholyblade
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(02/26/2014) [-]
Do what now?
Do what now?