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rowing some Gorilla Munch at
Wal Mart
spay with a bill
twirl at the counter sticks out her
hand
her
looks at me
Where' s your change sir"
oh, nothanks. too-"
awalk home, face is all red
bring the door, my mom opens
why is yourface so red, anon'?"
Hell her that I accidentally fisted a girl
emu; mom says nothing
ggo up to my room
what I just said
kill me
...
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Submitted: 02/21/2014
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#10 - vorarephilia (02/22/2014) [-]
let's try that again
#3 - dontquotemeonthis (02/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Mums FW
#2 - imalamp ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
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#1 - anonymous (02/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
At least OP's mom thinks he got some action.
User avatar #20 - suppeh (02/22/2014) [-]
This happened to be, well, not the last part.
I work at a gas station. And a man come to the counter and sticks out his hand. And I get confused and fist pumped him. He just said "The money.." and gave me it.

I was kinda embarrassed, but then just laughed.
#25 - eeddwweerrdd (02/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
MFW reading this post
User avatar #31 - OsamaBinLadenz (02/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Be me
>Cashier at Wal-Mart
>Some guy buying Gorilla Munch
> ******** .jpg
>Gorilla Munch is my favorite cereal!
>He pays me with $5 bill
>Go to fist-bump him
>Awkwardly fist bumps me
>Give him his change
>Mutter quietly under my breath, feeling really awkward
>"Have a good day, sir."
>He says "Oh, t-thanks, y-you too..."
>Can tell he's not interested
>Feel like a betafag
>Know I made him feel uncomfortable
>Friendzoned again
User avatar #18 - kjoni ONLINE (02/22/2014) [-]
just aspie things
#11 - africanking (02/22/2014) [-]
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#28 - perturabo (02/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Here's a gif to match.
Here's a gif to match.
#38 to #28 - dalgaard (02/22/2014) [-]
Is he giving me the finger?   
   
Well 						****					 u too
Is he giving me the finger?

Well **** u too
User avatar #22 - hassanane (02/22/2014) [-]
Look at the brightside, OP. At least you have managed to convince your mum into going another day thinking you're not gay.
#15 - ryles (02/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #17 - samuraicrack (02/22/2014) [-]
Beta as **** .
User avatar #16 - hektoroftroy (02/22/2014) [-]
I was expecting something involving sweat and capes
User avatar #14 - demandsgayversion (02/22/2014) [-]
*Dropping friend of a friend off at his house*

him: "Drive safe"
me: "You too"
User avatar #12 - dangerbearr (02/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
">Here's your change sir.
>Thank you too."
... What?
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User avatar #4 - pinkeraser (02/22/2014) [-]
Oh Good Lord.
The other day at school I jokingly told i guy i was gonna sit on his face.
I didn't realize what that meant.
Im still getting **** from it.
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