(untitled). . WEE: LET' S DO A REVIEW OF LISA WE BRAND BODY WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY- SCENTED TUMBLR USER NINNYMUGGINS IAIN! A HULKI
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WEE:
LET' S DO A REVIEW OF LISA WE BRAND
BODY
WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-
SCENTED TUMBLR USER NINNYMUGGINS
IAIN! A HULKING, BURLY, MASOU LINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD
SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT
TODAY I WASSAT OF SOAP SO I SHTT
FIRST OFF LET' S START WITH THE PACKAGING
THIS FUCKING RAINBOWBASH UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER
EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT HTS THERE
AND GIVES ME THAT GFREE WHILE Md TRYING TO CLEAN MY
VULNERABLE NAKED ASS
ALSO TS WORTH NONE THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING
NOT ONLY TD KEEP T OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU REES AND
PROBABLY UNICORN HERE OR SOME OTHER SHIT
IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE BEAST PURPOSE OF
BODY WASH IS EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT
RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED. ALBEIT WITH
PROPER AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS
DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRAN KO BRAND BERRY-
SCENTED BODYWASH. ALSO TI SAYS TO OF
CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE
THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS
MYSELF
I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE
CLEANING.
I' msa
AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POEM SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY
FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME
LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE
I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. ITWAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT
WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY
WOMAN AND DOVE INTO HER GUSHING LOINS.
THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LSA
BRAND BODY WASH. rs NO WON DER
LISA FRANK' S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL. SHE' S FUCKING HIGH AS
BALLS FFING HER BERRYBABY BODY WASH.
INGOT ME CLEAN BUTI HAVEA HEADACHE FROM AI. LTHAT
FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS
SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN. T' LL BERRY THEIR
BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH, DO NOT TRUST THAT LTRY
UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT' S PROBABLY HIS
SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT' S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST
CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER
HIS WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN
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