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Submitted: 01/22/2014
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#1 - doujinshi (01/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
They were telling me I was inbred.. but I was only just inbread.
#4 - gaifgt (01/23/2014) [-]
there was a rumor going around in my school that i molested and raped a girl but im actually gay
User avatar #32 - athojew ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
In grade 3 i was a problem child so I left the school to go to anger management classes. 6 years later I bumped into some kids from my old school and apparently the rumor of why i left was that I had been arrested and was in Juvy
User avatar #7 - thatonetyler (01/23/2014) [+] (17 replies)
there was a rumor going around that i had sex with my gf, we were only in 7th grade so that **** was serious back then, the rumor ruined our "relationship" which kinda sucks because now she hates me and she turned out to be really hot, and got some big ol titties and she has no gag reflex...
#29 - mrfumbles (01/23/2014) [-]
back in 7th grade, some girls started spreading rumors that i wanted to commit suicide why in the world someone would do that, i have no clue. . eventually the teachers and the principle heard of it and called up my mom. it ended up with me taking almost a years worth of therapy which didnt help, because i didnt want to kill myself in the first place , and everyone looking at me differently for a while.

im guessing this was the face of the person/people who decided to scare the **** out of my mom and drag a years worth of my life to therapy
User avatar #28 - evilanakie (01/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
there was a rumor that i was a guy for a while
it started because when i was in the locker room i was walking about trying to find my wash bag and **** . it was the middle of summer and i had just got out of com service part of my program (free education pah CHILD SLAVERY I SAY! but it teaches morals and **** )
and because i didnt shave often i had a really bad case of sideburns i thought i would shave in the rest of the beard off in the shower at school rather than shower at home that pissed brown water
anyway
i was walking about the showers when one of the girls came up to me and pulled off my towel revealing my mens underwear (cause the frilly **** on girls panties hurt when youre running around the school and bushlands)
also there was that one time my old wallet was on an angle in my jean pockets (which are deep as **** and i had a card board tube for a wallet at the time) and i had a speech to preform and as i preformed it there were a lot of smirks at me
later that night my "friend" pulled me aside the bike keep and showed me a pic of my pants with a giant ******* bulge popping out the side
but hey! now all the dykes at school hang about me like stray cats rubbing up against me like i was the tuna lunch special!
its good to be Kueen


#27 - 4chan refugee (01/23/2014) [-]
I went to the hospital and my best friend started telling people that i died...
User avatar #11 - archoflife ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
That i was secretly asian yet i am more white than milk
User avatar #6 - theguywhoaskswhy ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
That I had died in a gang war. Despite not being part of any gang and continuing to attend school.
User avatar #34 - frutus (01/23/2014) [-]
My mate was rumoured to fall in to a coma after he got the vaccine for the swine flu.
He showed up to school 2 days later and everybody thought he was already dead.
All he got was a bit of a headache, so he took 2 days off from school.
#33 - aytoktonik (01/23/2014) [-]
That I was a sex machine or something while actually I have to do sex for 2.5 years now .
User avatar #25 - lilithsupernatural (01/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
recent rumor. Im currently on medical leave from my highschool due to headaches and swelling in the brain. i have been off since September and the other day i had to go in for a drivers ed lesson. I found out that a lot of people at my school think i not only dropped out but that i dropped out because im pregnant with my ex's baby apparently he told people we hooked up a few months after we broke up and that it was in august. . Apparently this is also the reason my grandparents on my mothers side wont talk to me (My cousins go to the same school so apparently they heard this rumor, told my grandparents and it resulting in me not being invited for Christmas by my own ******* mother).. Even though im not pregnant, not signs of pregnancy, and never actually hooked up with my ex.
I find it kind of funny since it just shows how much any of these people cared about me since not one person asked me if it was true.
#5 - 4chan refugee (01/23/2014) [-]
Those Facebook questions thing said somebody said I could not kill another person, then you have to get points or ******** if you wanna find out who said it... **** facebook I just call it my phonebook.
User avatar #3 - zytherman ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
There was once a rumor that I took part in a gay porno in Spain.

I have no ******* idea where that sort of thing would even start to become a believable rumor
User avatar #2 - sabcy (01/22/2014) [-]
people thought I dropped out, for 2 years. I was in school the whole time.
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