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A few minutes an my coworker said "The sexual position formerly
es 59 will now be referred to as . we to the economy, the price
earn; out has gene up."
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User avatar #2 - theannoyingFJguy (01/22/2014) [-]
I once dated a midget

She broke up when I asked her to 63 me
#21 to #2 - anon (01/22/2014) [-]
jokexplain help again wtf is the 3
#28 to #21 - anon (01/22/2014) [-]
Midgets are half of a person, thus 3 instead of 6
#33 to #28 - bann (01/22/2014) [-]
That would be a 64.5
#59 to #33 - spanishiqiustion ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
but their would be a period
#106 to #59 - wrathlos (01/23/2014) [-]
The fact that this carried on so naturally is amazing.
The fact that this carried on so naturally is amazing.
#101 to #59 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
******* ..... Brilliant observation, sir. Even tho I am anon, I give you my salute. revel in that awesome pit
#103 to #33 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
the symbol "9" in 69 is suppose to represent an upside-down "6" not the number 9, theredore 63 and not 64.5


or you know, **** it I'm an anon who the **** cares what I think
User avatar #6 - PenguinsOfMars (01/22/2014) [-]
wanna 68? you blow me and i owe you one
#4 - weenis **User deleted account** (01/22/2014) [-]
#5 - jokexplain ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
69 is a sexual position that involves mutual oral sex.
cunnilingus is colloquially referred to as 'eating out'.
due to the recession, caused by the housing crunch in 2008-09, it is now more expensive to eat out - have dinner in restaurants, that is.
however, there hasn't been a nominal increase in prices: rather, things are more expensive relative to our spending power, which has diminished.
User avatar #107 to #5 - pheonixinstinct (01/23/2014) [-]
do you ever have to do research to explain an answer? explain yourself
User avatar #37 to #5 - mondominiman ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
Explain this, why is the word Pianist so funny?
User avatar #41 to #37 - jokexplain ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
because you're 12
User avatar #44 to #41 - mondominiman ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
I don't find it funny. I've just heard the joke a few times and people laugh at it. If it's supposed to sound like penis well that's dumb. I thought it was supposed to be a play on words like cunning linguist
User avatar #42 to #41 - killerliquid ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
oh snap
User avatar #65 to #5 - thatguybehindyou ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
I like you. You're alright.
User avatar #58 - oxymoronking (01/23/2014) [-]
**oxymoronking rolls 906** what it will be called soon
User avatar #79 to #58 - theonlybatman (01/23/2014) [-]
**theonlybatman rolls 7,761** and not long after
User avatar #60 to #58 - udgy (01/23/2014) [-]
Damn, now eating out is now for the upper class.
#3 - skullball (01/22/2014) [-]
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#24 - vantantennisman (01/22/2014) [-]
**vantantennisman rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at A ring ding ding **
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User avatar #10 - frutus (01/22/2014) [-]
I explained to my teacher what "docking" was. She started to laugh. Then she paused, and started to cry from laughter, uncontrollably, for 10 minutes. She then rushed to tell the other teachers. They didn't like it.
User avatar #13 to #10 - mysticana (01/22/2014) [-]
... what is it?
User avatar #15 to #13 - frutus (01/22/2014) [-]
The homosexual act of putting the head's of your erected penises together, then pulling the foreskin of one of the penises OVER the other penis head. Then proceed to masturbate.
I am straight and have never tried it, I've heard it's suppose to feel great though (why else would they do it?)
User avatar #18 to #15 - gorgannan **User deleted account** (01/22/2014) [-]
In America, most guys are circumcised, so it's probably pretty difficult to do it.

"Looking for a non circumcised man to do things with." Doesn't go well.
#45 to #18 - thempc (01/22/2014) [-]
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#48 to #45 - skiskis (01/22/2014) [-]
I have never seen this be more relevant
I have never seen this be more relevant
User avatar #19 to #18 - frutus (01/22/2014) [-]
That's incredibly uncommon here in Sweden. 99% of doctors, that aren't muslim, refuse to do it when asked. It doesn't make sense to us. The only one I know who has a circumsision is a guy whose foreskin was to tight.
User avatar #27 to #19 - thebestpieever ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
In most of the world it is... I don't know why Americans do it all the time.
#29 to #27 - schneidend (01/22/2014) [-]
Probably because we want our dickheads to be free.
User avatar #30 to #29 - thebestpieever ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
And lose a big chunk of sensitivity.
#31 to #30 - schneidend (01/22/2014) [-]
And gain a sense of humor.
And gain a sense of humor.
User avatar #32 to #31 - thebestpieever ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
Well, I say!
User avatar #50 to #30 - trogenfrihet ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
That is the only reason I wish I hadn't been circumcised.
#67 to #30 - rdobet (01/23/2014) [-]
Luckily, we'll eventually have this.
www.foregen.org/
User avatar #34 to #30 - kinginyellow ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
It can be necessary sometimes, some people have had it where the foreskin is actually messing with the head or something. I had it done because my mom used to work cleaning up senior citizens, and bathing the men was disgusting because of the stuff that got under the foreskin. I would've cleaned it anyway, just a choice she made.
User avatar #35 to #34 - thebestpieever ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
Yeah but phimosis is the exception rather than the rule.
Plus... most people with foreskin... y'know, clean thoroughly.
User avatar #39 to #27 - newforomador (01/22/2014) [-]
I'm circumcised. I don't know for what reason my parents did it. They're Christian, so I don't think it's anything religious. I think I've heard that it's healthier, but I'm not sure if that's true.
User avatar #40 to #39 - thebestpieever ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
It's... not really healthier. It prevent's infection, but that can be prevented by proper hygiene. It does make the member lose some amount of sensitivity though.
#57 to #40 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
It prevents infection the same way cutting off your arm prevents your arm from being infected. Penn and Teller actually did an amazing episode of ******** on this. Look it up.
#109 to #40 - wrathlos (01/23/2014) [-]
Less sensitivity = Better endurance.
User avatar #111 to #109 - thebestpieever ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
>Needing better endurance.
#112 to #111 - wrathlos (01/23/2014) [-]
I never suggested needing better endurance. But hey, I'm just a guy that is more inclined to please the lady than myself, and a little extra time for her makes us both happy.
User avatar #113 to #112 - thebestpieever ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
>Needing more time to please a lady.
#115 to #113 - wrathlos (01/29/2014) [-]
If you are under the impression that female orgasm is easy to reach, you need to do a little bit of reading. Either that or get some practice in with your lady.
User avatar #116 to #115 - thebestpieever ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
Dude, it's been centuries since I'm not gonna read none of that to get context.
#117 to #116 - wrathlos (01/29/2014) [-]
MFW you don't have the capacity to read 7 sentences.
MFW you don't have the capacity to read 7 sentences.
User avatar #124 to #117 - thebestpieever ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
Oi! Y'know how I know it's easy to make a slag cum buckets? Because of yer mum!
There you go, that one's on the house.
#125 to #124 - wrathlos (01/29/2014) [-]
This internet argument left me flaccid. Seriously, this ended in a stalemate mostly because both parties don't care enough to get confrontational.

Imagine if the internet in its entirety was like that, everyone so indifferent that they couldn't even get mad at one another.
User avatar #118 to #117 - thebestpieever ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
Ok.
#119 to #118 - wrathlos (01/29/2014) [-]
Here I am trying to have a classy conversation and you aren't contributing at all. Killjoy.
User avatar #120 to #119 - thebestpieever ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
I didn't have enough interest to chase an answer to whatever it is I said that triggered your glorious comeback tour of "Greatest hits of wrathlos featuring a handsome Britishman" back then. I obviously don't have it now, plus I'm listening to music so typing large texts is out of question.
#121 to #120 - wrathlos (01/29/2014) [-]
Can't respond coherently because of music?   
   
God looking at your profile pic and that statement I'm getting an idea of what kind of person you are.  Do you shop at Hot Topic by chance?   
   
And it's not a difficult thing to respond to.  You seemed like you knew what you were talking about.  I really do genuinely want your response.  It's 7 sentences.  No more than 20 seconds of reading, tops.
Can't respond coherently because of music?

God looking at your profile pic and that statement I'm getting an idea of what kind of person you are. Do you shop at Hot Topic by chance?

And it's not a difficult thing to respond to. You seemed like you knew what you were talking about. I really do genuinely want your response. It's 7 sentences. No more than 20 seconds of reading, tops.
User avatar #122 to #121 - thebestpieever ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
Ugh, fine, I'll humour you. The album's over anyway.
No, I can't tap into my brain's higher language functions whilst paying attention to a beat, a melody and another melody carrying lyrics. I might be able to do it if I were to just have it as background but that's not the way I enjoy my music.
No, I do not shop at Hot Topic. Everything in their catalogue is too bright and elaborate for my taste.
So let me go... back and re-read whatever we were discussing and I'm betting it has to do with japanese cartoon pornography 'cause why not?

Right. So, circumcision leads to less sensitivity in phallus which I considered a bad thing seeing as how I spend 15 percent of my week with my member inside the body of a woman. You said it was a good thing, then I, being the smug bastard that I am, put you down because of it and basically mocked your abilities to satisfy a lady in bed. Ok.

I was being a ponce, as I always am, so let me phrase it in a less confrontational manner: I've never had an issue making women reach climax. It takes effort, but it's never actually been a problem, therefore I've never hoped for more endurance during the act. I got started fairly young and at that point we were so inexperienced that anything resulted in an explosion of moaning and bodily fluids. Years after than, when most people my age started having their first times I had experience which meant knowing how to please women. Which lead to more sexual encounters, which lead to more experience which repeated the cycle.

I just don't see a need, I get enough from the sexual act and I make sure my partner gets enough from it. That said, I understand why it may be hard for some people to make a woman reach climax and it doesn't reflect in any way their experience or dexterity in bed.
#123 to #122 - wrathlos (01/29/2014) [-]
*sigh* and here I was hoping for some confrontation.   
   
The main thing I'm getting at is that having extra time or energy isn't a negative thing.  As one amongst the majority here in America, I can easily say that it's by no means hard to hit that final peak.  Saying loss of sensitivity is detrimental is like complaining that writing a couple sentences with a pencil makes it duller.  The sensation change is more than likely abyssmal at best.   
   
I tried to look at the bright side of something that barely matters, and you got confrontational.  I was kinda hoping to piss you off since you threw the first punch, but hey, can't always get what you want.
*sigh* and here I was hoping for some confrontation.

The main thing I'm getting at is that having extra time or energy isn't a negative thing. As one amongst the majority here in America, I can easily say that it's by no means hard to hit that final peak. Saying loss of sensitivity is detrimental is like complaining that writing a couple sentences with a pencil makes it duller. The sensation change is more than likely abyssmal at best.

I tried to look at the bright side of something that barely matters, and you got confrontational. I was kinda hoping to piss you off since you threw the first punch, but hey, can't always get what you want.
#68 to #40 - rdobet (01/23/2014) [-]
I really don't get why you're getting all these red thumbs.
User avatar #43 to #40 - newforomador (01/22/2014) [-]
Oh well. I'm fine with my penis the way it is. They might've actually done it because that's just the norm in this area. Everybody I know except a few people are circumcised.
User avatar #93 to #43 - seymourg (01/23/2014) [-]
Living in AZ, America, every single guy I know is circumcised. It's practically a law.
User avatar #20 to #19 - frutus (01/22/2014) [-]
who's
#16 to #15 - mysticana (01/22/2014) [-]
Eh. Thanks... I think?
Eh. Thanks... I think?
User avatar #17 to #16 - frutus (01/22/2014) [-]
Happy to help.
#75 to #10 - boobjiggle (01/23/2014) [-]
Everyone here needs to see this. It's Laci Green. She's hot, smart, and has her facts straight. I LOVE FORESKIN (wtf circumcision?)
#1 - imalamp (01/22/2014) [-]
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#9 to #1 - riayl (01/22/2014) [-]
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#36 - welby (01/22/2014) [-]
HOLY **** IM ON THE FLOOR
User avatar #66 to #36 - jonathankitty (01/23/2014) [-]
You're an ass?

No really... You're on the floor? Are you the ass on the ground?
User avatar #69 to #66 - welby (01/23/2014) [-]
yep. kiss me faggot
#70 to #69 - jonathankitty (01/23/2014) [-]
How about hotdogging?
How about hotdogging?
#72 to #70 - welby (01/23/2014) [-]
Exciting
User avatar #80 to #36 - Shitthatscrazy (01/23/2014) [-]
Now it's time to do the dinosaur
User avatar #83 to #80 - jurto (01/23/2014) [-]
Not yet. Gotta follow the protocol - and there's no opened door yet.
User avatar #96 to #83 - Shitthatscrazy (01/23/2014) [-]
well i though you already did that since you got on the floor
User avatar #98 - oxymoronking (01/23/2014) [-]
**oxymoronking rolls 222** soon the cost of eating out
User avatar #100 to #98 - sadisticsalmon (01/23/2014) [-]
TTTTTRTRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
#77 - weirdvintagegirl ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
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#95 to #77 - Lookinatstuff (01/23/2014) [-]
Well played.
#14 - wolfenbanes (01/22/2014) [-]
I can't handle it. Laughing too hard. I think I can hear my ribs cracking.
I can't handle it. Laughing too hard. I think I can hear my ribs cracking.
User avatar #25 - nortledrones (01/22/2014) [-]
yeah i 69 once with my friend at his house that **** was ******* gay.
#55 to #26 - migoobear (01/23/2014) [-]
I don't why I have this but oh well.
#49 to #25 - djkiwihead (01/22/2014) [-]
He said nohomo though right?
#85 - deviroux (01/23/2014) [-]
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