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Reply+31

(01/19/2014)[-]

I hate when i'm in bed and laying on my back, messing around on my phone or iPod, and *******
I have it above my face and i drop it
**** can hurt if it hits you in the nose.

Happens more than it should

#30 to #2 - danzeebass**User deleted account**

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(01/20/2014)[-]

gg no re m8

#28 to #2 - uncledolan

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(01/20/2014)[-]

thumb up because GIMP

#7 - hewhoepicfails

Reply+14

(01/19/2014)[-]

I hate it when I sleep and my own dreams trick me into wetting my bed by making me believe that I'm in the bathroom taking a piss.

#14 to #7 - lecorbi

Reply+6

(01/19/2014)[-]

>i'm on a new university, visiting it with a friend, and feel I have to take a ****
>0mfg desperation
>try looking for any bathroom stall available, ******* half-hour struggle running like an idiot with my friend
>bathroons are on maintenance, or cleaning, or occupied
>FOUND ONE THX LUCIFER
>realise i've lost my friend, enter stall
>******* door has huge gaps on both sides, everybody that enters the bathroom will see me taking a ****
>huge group of architecture students gets in and SITS ON THE FLOOR TO DRAW
>They notice me, I'm already pants-down and workin' on having a ****
>making huge effort, **** won't come out
>forcing anal cavity with the strenght of Odin
>jesus help me
>I can feel my face turning red and veins popping out of my forehead and neck
>gave a little ****
>it makes a very high pitched 'plop' in the water, students laugh
>**** you all
>get up to clean myself, can't even have a peaceful ****
> wake up OH MAI ****** GOD IM WITH MY GIRL
>sharing single bed and laying against the wall, would have to climb over her to get out of there
>so ******* desperate, I think i shat myself in my dream
>reach total retardness and put my hand back there to check
>nothing happened
>RELIEF
>gf is awake, sees i have stirred
>"honey, were u having a nightmare? I just woke up with you repeating 'release' and looked like struggling really bad against something"

#8 to #7 - propanex

Reply+4

(01/19/2014)[-]

This^ SO many times.

Also when you are running and you trip, and you have a mini seizure.

#9 to #8 - neonnurse

Reply+3

(01/19/2014)[-]

I looked it up, and there was some study somewhere that people that this happens to I've had that too many times say that in their dream they were about die from something. So it's like your body just shocks you awake.

#22 to #9 - tender

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(01/20/2014)[-]

I've read that it is the body "training" its self, so you know the scenarios , Such as falling off a cliff, car crash, or gun shot. The "Shock" you get when you wake up out of the dream, Is like the body in a way discipline its self, because it had "Failed" in the training scenario / dream.

#10 to #8 - rshowat

Reply+2

(01/19/2014)[-]

This happened to me all the time as a kid, and LUCKILY hasn't happened since I hit my teenage years. But If I go anywhere near a bathroom in my dream, I can wake myself up before that **** happens. I really thought I was the only one, and it was rather embarrassing. **** it, if you guys will admit to it, so will I.

#15 to #7 - paradox

Reply+3

(01/19/2014)[-]

i had a similar experience except i was drunk. i woke up needing to pee so i just ripped off the bed sheets pissed on the bare matress & grabbed a blanket & went right back to bed

#23 to #15 - tender

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(01/20/2014)[-]

#Too much swag 4 u

#18 to #7 - unholyjebus

Reply+1

(01/20/2014)[-]

I'm able to piss in the dream and not piss in real life. The problem with this though is that I get really confused in the dream when it doesn't matter how much I piss, I still need to piss more. I wish my brain would just wake me the **** up.

#11 to #7 - itsmedumbass

Reply+1

(01/19/2014)[-]

This happened to me a lot before I became a teenage, now I just have that dream where I'm falling and I wake up right before I hit the ground.

#24 to #7 - ddoggdiggity

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(01/20/2014)[-]

damn you brain wake me up asshole

#12 - optimussum

Reply+5

(01/19/2014)[-]

tactical knockout

#19 - A Pickle

Reply+2

(01/20/2014)[-]

I hate when my arm completely falls asleep in bed and when I try to move it, I slap myself in the face.

#16 - Kyag

Reply+2

(01/19/2014)[-]

I hate it when I dream I'm running and end up kicking the wall or throwing all my **** to the floor. Last week I fell off of the bed twice. Sometimes I feel its just my dream's way of bulling me.

#13 - Loppytaffy

Reply+2

(01/19/2014)[-]

I once attemped to open my backpack whilst i was walking, didn't hold zipper tight enough, punched myself in mouth and made myself bleed. Right in front of security camera.