(untitled). . across vast oceans Sometimes, it seems as it the one thing _ . . we. -are unable to reach . Is our own backs.. i dont know about all you guys but i can reach every damn inch to milimeter on my back perfectly fine
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#4 - John Cena (01/18/2014) [-]
Can't do what, ************ ?
#56 to #4 - John Cena (01/19/2014) [-]
you look like a massive faggot
User avatar #15 to #4 - leglesslegolegolas (01/19/2014) [-]
I can do that too
#24 to #4 - biggunspancho (01/19/2014) [-]
Your.... your elbows.... how are they not broken?
Your.... your elbows.... how are they not broken?
#48 to #4 - mikoli ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
dude are a pokemon?
dude are a pokemon?
#74 to #4 - John Cena (01/19/2014) [-]
damn, anon's got back (literally)
User avatar #75 to #4 - mcwachner (01/19/2014) [-]
I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE! People think it's weird when I scratch my neck like that.
#18 to #4 - funnyjunkexplainer (01/19/2014) [-]
You seem to have rounded shoulders

This is caused by bad posture, often developed when wearing a heavy bag on your back, when sitting in a bad position or by "bench press syndrome" where meat heads who have no idea what they are doing in the gym hit the bench press all day to try and look hard and do not do equal weight workouts on their back and shoulders so the shoulders are literally forced forward by the improportionately large pectorials.

You should consider improving your posture, some benefits of good posture are:
- People with good posture are perceived as more influential and more attractive
- Concentration
- Prevents back problems such as aches and slipped discs
- Helps improve blood circulation
#19 to #18 - John Cena (01/19/2014) [-]
The heavy bag yeah, I'm a student that needs to carry around a textbook in my back. I also have my head rotated down so it's giving you a false image of my back, I have rather good posture actually.
#11 to #4 - sandynipples (01/19/2014) [-]
"Excellent..."
User avatar #9 to #4 - jewpacabra ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
but who was camera?
#13 to #9 - John Cena (01/19/2014) [-]
WebCam with a 10 sec timer
User avatar #87 to #9 - chimpaflimp (01/19/2014) [-]
Phone.
#21 to #4 - taylorelise (01/19/2014) [-]
Namaste
#33 to #21 - twentytwelve (01/19/2014) [-]
We should start a club
#37 to #33 - homebray (01/19/2014) [-]
this was more difficult than i thought it would be
#38 to #37 - twentytwelve (01/19/2014) [-]
Kinda hurts
#71 to #38 - defesede (01/19/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #39 to #38 - homebray (01/19/2014) [-]
indeed
7.5/10 phone there
too lazy to get up and take another picture
User avatar #40 to #39 - twentytwelve (01/19/2014) [-]
It's a pretty ****** phone, just a minute ago the screen decided to invert, sometimes I feel like the phone company/God likes to see me squirm
User avatar #41 to #40 - homebray (01/19/2014) [-]
I had a phone like that
Pressing the space button made it power down

invert sounds fun
User avatar #42 to #41 - twentytwelve (01/19/2014) [-]
You...you know my struggle
User avatar #43 to #42 - homebray (01/19/2014) [-]
i do?!
User avatar #44 to #43 - twentytwelve (01/19/2014) [-]
Shhh, you do.
User avatar #45 to #44 - homebray (01/19/2014) [-]
but i switched to smartphone, and i never looked back...
User avatar #46 to #45 - twentytwelve (01/19/2014) [-]
I would be you, if I could be you
Well nothing stops me from killing you and taking your identity, so yanno watch out
User avatar #47 to #46 - homebray (01/19/2014) [-]
nothing stops you except the anonymity of the internet...
homebray - 1
User avatar #10 - buttkickerboy (01/19/2014) [-]
i dont know about all you guys
but i can reach every damn inch to milimeter on my back perfectly fine
User avatar #70 to #10 - hecatonchires (01/19/2014) [-]
Same here, flexible in shape master race
#32 to #10 - ihateemo (01/19/2014) [-]
depends on your body type.

******* short and stalky = flexible as a rock
#5 - BadManTaliban (01/18/2014) [-]
we used tools to do all of those things.
User avatar #28 - demandsgayversion (01/19/2014) [-]
And just like scratching a back, it takes humans working together to accomplish all these feats.
User avatar #3 - thechosentroll (01/18/2014) [-]
But I can easily scratch my own back. You just have to bend your arm the right way.
#2 - fezzo (01/18/2014) [-]
Why OPs can't reach their backs
Why OPs can't reach their backs
User avatar #76 to #2 - legamethatyoulost (01/19/2014) [-]
Alan Davies for Prime Minister
#58 - ihatem (01/19/2014) [-]
We reached those places using the inventions of ours. Your back is no exception.
#31 - snakefire (01/19/2014) [-]
Maybe you can't, but...
User avatar #64 to #31 - thegamerslife (01/19/2014) [-]
but snakefire is a skinning little ****** . it's more impressive when a fat ass like me can do it. and farther then that too.
#69 to #31 - John Cena (01/19/2014) [-]
but did you need to take your shirt off to do it? no. slut.
#34 to #31 - fizzcola (01/19/2014) [-]
I can grab my wrist doing that both ways, ******* casual.
User avatar #80 to #34 - areialview (01/19/2014) [-]
You aren't alone
#68 - sylberleaf (01/19/2014) [-]
Do you even touch yourself behind your back?
User avatar #78 to #68 - insaneiare (01/19/2014) [-]
yes but i cant post a picture without getting banned!
User avatar #17 - doktorpaj (01/19/2014) [-]
That is why it feels so good when someone tells you "Don't worry I've got your back".
User avatar #79 - areialview (01/19/2014) [-]
I've never had a problem with that Mainly since I am "Double Jointed" in my shoulders
User avatar #84 to #79 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
I'm not double jointed but I still can
#59 - superduperpuper (01/19/2014) [-]
Fun fact: I you don't move a tendon for a while it starts to shrink. This is called a contracture, mostly seen on old people who live in a retirement home, had a stroke and don't get to be moved a lot (in case of a one sided paralysis after a stroke it is important to move the paralysed body parts nonetheless to prevent contractures, which has to be done by a second person moving the body parts for you). You might know the "claw hand" which is due to a contracture (pic related)

But why is this important? Well most of us HAVE one such contracture in our shoulders. This is due to the fact that the movement to strech the tendon that is shortened in our shoulders isn't an everyday movement. So unless there are circumstances where you have to strech it every now and then or unless you work especially on that tendon for a while, you won't be able to reach your back.
User avatar #81 to #59 - lordzak (01/19/2014) [-]
Don't people usually wash their backs, that's an everyday movement.
#86 to #81 - superduperpuper (01/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, but when do you start washing your own back? It's much harder to strech the tendon after the contracture is there than before. So you'd probably just hope that the water get's some soap to that place or you'd use some kind of help. Nontheless you'd not fully move your arm all the way down, only as far as you can get to wash the place, which is not even close to how far you COULD come without that contracture. (Also let all your friends show you how far they come, then talk with them about properly washing themselfes (I for myself hope that the water'll get it))
User avatar #26 - kaycie (01/19/2014) [-]
I can reach every part of my back...
User avatar #27 to #26 - Nihatclodra (01/19/2014) [-]
same.
#23 - darthlegolas (01/19/2014) [-]
**darthlegolas rolled a random image posted in comment #120 at as seen on tumblr ** where we will travel next.
User avatar #14 - liuur ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
Speak for yourself.
User avatar #12 - lateaxis (01/19/2014) [-]
I have never run into that problem.
#66 - willdawg (01/19/2014) [-]
Excuse me the moon landing was a conspiracy; humans have never set foot on the moon

My anus is prepared for the barrage oof red thumbs
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#60 - reaperslayer (01/19/2014) [-]
i can scratch my own back, though it is uncomfortable if done too long it is still possible
i can scratch my own back, though it is uncomfortable if done too long it is still possible
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