(untitled). . 33 scool. >Need to in school really bad >Can't hold it >Asks teacher if I can go to the bathroom >She refuses >Start coughing and sneezing >Accidently r (untitled) 33 scool >Need to in school really bad >Can't hold it >Asks teacher if I can go the bathroom >She refuses >Start coughing and sneezing >Accidently r
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - doujinshi
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>Need to **** in school really bad   
>Can't hold it   
>Asks teacher if I can go to the bathroom   
>She refuses   
>Start coughing and sneezing   
>Accidently released the kraken   
>Everyone's laughing at me   
>I pull my pants down and pick up the massive turd   
>I throw it at the teacher and hits her right in the face with it   
>The **** in my hand is actually a gun   
>The turd was a bullet   
>MFW I am shooting up the school
>Need to **** in school really bad
>Can't hold it
>Asks teacher if I can go to the bathroom
>She refuses
>Start coughing and sneezing
>Accidently released the kraken
>Everyone's laughing at me
>I pull my pants down and pick up the massive turd
>I throw it at the teacher and hits her right in the face with it
>The **** in my hand is actually a gun
>The turd was a bullet
>MFW I am shooting up the school
#6 to #2 - turbotank
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#7 to #2 - turbotank
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**turbotank rolled a random image posted in comment #805844 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** in reality it was a poptart and you got suspended
#25 to #2 - miscarriage
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User avatar #29 to #2 - gayobliteratorhere
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clear
#35 to #2 - hybridxproject
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#55 to #2 - AdamBaum
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I read that while the gif was loading, and as soon as I finished reading the gif finished loading. So it was a nice surprise. mfw
I read that while the gif was loading, and as soon as I finished reading the gif finished loading. So it was a nice surprise. mfw
#56 to #2 - drosenblum
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#3 to #2 - flamingmango [OP]
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i have no idea what's happening
User avatar #5 to #2 - tomahawkit **User deleted account**
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so you have a fetish of sticking guns up your but or something?
#23 to #5 - jaergerjaquez **User deleted account**
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#66 to #2 - thenikohero
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#10 to #2 - otroviciado
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**otroviciado rolled a random image posted in comment #7192340 at Safe For Work Random Board ** wat
#11 to #10 - otroviciado
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awww ****, dislikes incoming
awww ****, dislikes incoming
User avatar #43 to #11 - homebray
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Actually, we did stuff similar to gif at my high school. Tarps are fun
User avatar #62 to #43 - hazardpay
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yoo whats up
User avatar #76 to #62 - homebray
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we meet again haz...
User avatar #24 to #11 - miscarriage
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>dislikes
#68 to #10 - devourhim
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#44 - nommonsterbaa
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#17 - BwainPhreeze
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#57 to #17 - rainbowhead
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#13 - walkerjam
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**walkerjam rolled a random image posted in comment #210 at Don't ban me admin **

MFW poop jokes.
#21 - urbanlegends
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**urbanlegends rolled a random image posted in comment #361559 at Friendly **
User avatar #70 to #21 - tuckthisphit
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why is this thumbed up
User avatar #78 to #70 - mrmarcooler
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Because she's cute, I guess.
User avatar #1 - randomserb
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There's avant garde humour and there's **** humour.
#27 to #1 - invshika
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Comment Picture
#41 to #1 - sanjuro
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I don't know if you meant avant-garde as experimental humor or you simply meant sophisticated or surreal humor, but those and **** humor are not mutually exclusive. For example, the first greentext describing a bathroom misadventure in humorous detail would be **** based avant-garde humor.
#52 - baitdoesnttalkback
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**baitdoesnttalkback rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at It was unplugged ** mfw i pooped
#32 - yuukoku
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I remember when some girl pissed herself during a science presentation. I think I told this story here before. It just sort of pooled at my feet and I just looked down and looked back at her and she ran off.   
   
When I went home, I told my mom and she kind of giggled. I told her that I felt kind of bad for her and she told me "Anon, she's in fifth grade. She is long past the point of peeing herself," and I just sat there and thought about my life.
I remember when some girl pissed herself during a science presentation. I think I told this story here before. It just sort of pooled at my feet and I just looked down and looked back at her and she ran off.

When I went home, I told my mom and she kind of giggled. I told her that I felt kind of bad for her and she told me "Anon, she's in fifth grade. She is long past the point of peeing herself," and I just sat there and thought about my life.
#72 to #32 - blablub
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Why did she call you anon when your name is clearly yuukoku?
User avatar #75 to #72 - yuukoku
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I dunnow! Why does 4chin call everyone anon!?
#77 to #75 - blablub
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Because on 4chan you are anonymous, but here on FJ you have a user name and stuff, you know?
#54 - badmonkey
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