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User avatar #6 - liuur
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I look forward to the day I start seeing Gage-hole reduction surgery adds on TV.
#12 to #6 - anon id: 6a1d1d63
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adds
User avatar #15 to #6 - Sacrifice
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Someone I knew in high school decided he was going to enlist in the army You know, one of those people who can't stand being told what to do, who always know better and assume they'll be given a rifle one day one and that he had to get rid of his big ******* gaping ear-hole. So the next day he came in, and he had it stapled shut. The hospital's only solution was the staple it shut and hope that it grew back together again as he'd had it done for so long.

He ripped out the staples the next day, and within a week wore the expander again, saying he was gonna live on benefits instead.
User avatar #17 to #6 - pedrophile
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You know they close alone right?
User avatar #18 to #17 - sexymossantamby
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once they get big enough they dont.
#35 to #18 - magicboudha
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I knew someone with 3 inches stretchs and they did close just fine,I too heard that once they're big enough they won't close but I never saw someone with bigger than 3 inches anyway and 3 inches is small enough to close by the look of it.
User avatar #33 to #17 - reaperssprint
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No...gauge's do not close on their own. Once you stretch the skin like that and make the distance that large, it will not close. Even if it did, you'd have a really long stretch of floppy ear.
User avatar #19 to #17 - kommandantvideo
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No they don't. They never fully close
#27 to #19 - jubbehhh
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Neither does your mum
Neither does your mum
User avatar #26 to #6 - europe
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I doubt it would be a difficult procedure
User avatar #41 to #26 - goobyman
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ya it's literally removing the whole earlobe and just stitching what would fit back on
#1 - doujinshi
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Earsex?
#9 to #1 - icypherios
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User avatar #8 to #1 - kolpster
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Aural sex
#4 to #1 - jackmanagan
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**jackmanagan rolled user cloymax **
User avatar #3 to #1 - warlockrichard
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be careful otherwise you might get hearing aids
#20 - fuckthepopo
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related
#22 to #20 - elricbros **User deleted account**
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User avatar #24 to #22 - fuckthepopo
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Seeing as you're on FunnyJunk, you'd dick anything with a vroom-jay jibby joplin
#30 to #24 - realjackfrost
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>vroom-jay jibby joplin   
I am using that.
>vroom-jay jibby joplin
I am using that.
#23 to #22 - elricbros **User deleted account**
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User avatar #25 to #23 - fuckthepopo
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Very bad typo.
User avatar #28 to #25 - thedutchs
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Could be a freudian slip
#5 - burdensomebucket
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#2 - doujinshi
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#10 to #2 - duhusst
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User avatar #11 to #10 - createdjustnow
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why would he cut it off? padlocks aren't hard to remove if you do not have the key, tyou can buy a pick for it that just makes it possible to remove the clip part Open padlocks without the combination or keys!!! - Scam School
User avatar #16 to #11 - nagoni
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I agree that cutting it off with a saw like that is a bit over the top, but on the other hand you couldn't just let it dangle from your ear for any long period of time, especially a very heavy padlock. Letting it hang would damage the **** out of your ear, and sleeping with it still there would be a painful experience probably resulting in you snapping your tunnel.

I know it seems funny to a lot of people, but if you legitimately put a heavy padlock through someones ear like that, and left them with no way of getting it out on short notice, its going to be hell for them. If it was going to take any long period of time to find a pick like the one you posted, I can imagine them resorting to more drastic measures. Its that or just risk ******* your ear up.
#21 - obitouzumaki
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A few moments later.
#14 - monsterderp
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I think spacers are THE ugliest ******* thing in the ******* world
User avatar #39 to #14 - thesoulseeker
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

I don't find them attractive as well.
#31 - imakeursammiches
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User avatar #46 to #31 - creatablejam
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Give me your delicious body
#47 to #46 - imakeursammiches
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User avatar #48 to #47 - creatablejam
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timelordjam sorry, just tagging my new account
User avatar #29 - KangaRoofies
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why does everyone on this site hate anything trendy? i personally think stretched ears look nice on some people
User avatar #42 to #29 - playerdous
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Idc some people can pull it off some can't.
Same way for everything really.
User avatar #43 to #42 - KangaRoofies
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Yeah but on this site people don't like anything to do with fashionable/trendy things. Calling them douchebags for what they were makes you way more of a douchebag in my opinion
User avatar #44 to #43 - playerdous
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Eh, everyones got the right to their own opinion.
There are thing I don't get when it comes to fashion and people are attracted to different things.
For example had a friend who got off on white girls with freckles and southern accents.
User avatar #45 to #44 - KangaRoofies
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They have the right to their own opinion but that doesnt mean you should judge others for having a different one
also your friend has good taste
User avatar #7 - kualeifarne
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A friend of mine often does this...
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