(untitled). This type of toilet paper starts life being a bitch to detach the first square, but then starts a rip that goes along WITH the roll, until you have
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This type of toilet paper starts life being a bitch to detach the first square, but then starts a rip that goes along WITH the ******* roll, until you have taken 5 or six revolutions off and say " **** it" and cut the ****** with a knife and waste another 20 turns. Then after you wipe, you have so much TP in the toilet that it doesn't flush. There is a line waiting for toilets, so naturally you spend 15 minutes waiting for everyone to leave so no one will know that YOU left this toilet bowl master piece, or you're ballsy and kick that ******* door open, knocking out the guy who keeps asking "what the **** are you doing in there, writing a novel?" everyone else looks dumbfounded as your coat is over your head to hide your identity and you bolt out of the bathroom... or at least you TRIED to bolt out. Instead you slip in a puddle of water from under the hand jobby... I mean, blow jobby... I mean hand blower things, and realize just what exactly it meant by "advanced"

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Submitted: 01/16/2014
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#7 - jaysnk ONLINE (01/16/2014) [+] (5 replies)
#13 - blademontane (01/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #2 - antzell (01/16/2014) [-]
WARNING! For advanced **** only.
#15 - mcmortadela (01/17/2014) [-]
mfw description   
 seriously, as of lately i've touched myself a lot of times, half of them being to descriptions on this site
mfw description
seriously, as of lately i've touched myself a lot of times, half of them being to descriptions on this site
User avatar #9 - theoneelite (01/16/2014) [-]
peanutbitter is going to need some of this
#1 - idontlikethisname (01/16/2014) [-]
I could **** ... I could quit... or fart a little bit... oh. That wasn't a fart, where I sit.
#3 - jasonseagull (01/16/2014) [-]
It's true. It's not for beginners. I got some and it kicks like a 						************					, I had to switch back to moderate.
It's true. It's not for beginners. I got some and it kicks like a ************ , I had to switch back to moderate.
User avatar #31 - ImmortalBaconEater (01/17/2014) [-]
For me there are two qualities of toilet paper: Makes my ass bleed, and doesn't make my ass bleed. Other than this I pay no attention to it.
User avatar #30 - Pikachuuu (01/17/2014) [-]
there's levels to this ****
User avatar #20 - skyrimrolla **User deleted account** (01/17/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I'm glad my friend runs over cats. I can see why he hates them so much.
#24 to #20 - yodaddysofat (01/17/2014) [-]
me trying to find your point.
me trying to find your point.
#19 - krayon (01/17/2014) [-]
**krayon rolled a random image posted in comment #7149338 at Safe For Work Random Board ** <----- MFW **** Just Got Serious
User avatar #18 - phoenix grinder (01/17/2014) [-]
the energy, concern and contempt you put into a simple poop qualify you to be mayor of whichever town it is you live in

except Toronto. you let Rob do what he has to do
#8 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
When **** gets advanced. It is time to step it up a notch.
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