(untitled). This type of toilet paper starts life being a bitch to detach the first square, but then starts a rip that goes along WITH the roll, until you have  tp
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(untitled). This type of toilet paper starts life being a bitch to detach the first square, but then starts a rip that goes along WITH the roll, until you have

This type of toilet paper starts life being a bitch to detach the first square, but then starts a rip that goes along WITH the ******* roll, until you have taken 5 or six revolutions off and say "**** it" and cut the ****** with a knife and waste another 20 turns. Then after you wipe, you have so much TP in the toilet that it doesn't flush. There is a line waiting for toilets, so naturally you spend 15 minutes waiting for everyone to leave so no one will know that YOU left this toilet bowl master piece, or you're ballsy and kick that ******* door open, knocking out the guy who keeps asking "what the **** are you doing in there, writing a novel?" everyone else looks dumbfounded as your coat is over your head to hide your identity and you bolt out of the bathroom... or at least you TRIED to bolt out. Instead you slip in a puddle of water from under the hand jobby... I mean, blow jobby... I mean hand blower things, and realize just what exactly it meant by "advanced"

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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#7 - jaysnk
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(01/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #21 to #7 - ibangbabys
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(01/17/2014) [-]
He's srs, he has his pants on and a confident smile, prepare for death and destruction
User avatar #22 to #7 - sebalt
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(01/17/2014) [-]
You're about to see some ****.
#12 to #7 - ilikepatatas
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(01/17/2014) [-]
2THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM"
User avatar #14 to #12 - jackmanagan
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(01/17/2014) [-]
that reference i got it
User avatar #16 to #7 - zekeon
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(01/17/2014) [-]
STRAP IN FOR A TURBO **** LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
#13 - blademontane
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(01/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #17 to #13 - demonfish
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(01/17/2014) [-]
You mother ******
User avatar #2 - antzell
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(01/16/2014) [-]
WARNING! For advanced **** only.
#15 - mcmortadela
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(01/17/2014) [-]
mfw description   
 seriously, as of lately i've touched myself a lot of times, half of them being to descriptions on this site
mfw description
seriously, as of lately i've touched myself a lot of times, half of them being to descriptions on this site
User avatar #9 - theoneelite
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(01/16/2014) [-]
peanutbitter is going to need some of this
#1 - idontlikethisname
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(01/16/2014) [-]
I could ****... I could quit... or fart a little bit... oh. That wasn't a fart, where I sit.
#3 - jasonseagull
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(01/16/2014) [-]
It's true. It's not for beginners. I got some and it kicks like a ************, I had to switch back to moderate.
It's true. It's not for beginners. I got some and it kicks like a ************, I had to switch back to moderate.
#19 - krayon
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(01/17/2014) [-]
**krayon rolled a random image posted in comment #7149338 at Safe For Work Random Board ** <----- MFW **** Just Got Serious
User avatar #18 - phoenix grinder
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(01/17/2014) [-]
the energy, concern and contempt you put into a simple poop qualify you to be mayor of whichever town it is you live in

except Toronto. you let Rob do what he has to do
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