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This type of toilet paper starts life being a bitch to detach the first square, but then starts a rip that goes along WITH the ******* roll, until you have taken 5 or six revolutions off and say "**** it" and cut the ****** with a knife and waste another 20 turns. Then after you wipe, you have so much TP in the toilet that it doesn't flush. There is a line waiting for toilets, so naturally you spend 15 minutes waiting for everyone to leave so no one will know that YOU left this toilet bowl master piece, or you're ballsy and kick that ******* door open, knocking out the guy who keeps asking "what the **** are you doing in there, writing a novel?" everyone else looks dumbfounded as your coat is over your head to hide your identity and you bolt out of the bathroom... or at least you TRIED to bolt out. Instead you slip in a puddle of water from under the hand jobby... I mean, blow jobby... I mean hand blower things, and realize just what exactly it meant by "advanced"