(untitled). . tokenlord: french: I' m so fucking weird its like: I' m the nicest rude person you' ll ever meet. I don' t give a fuck about anything but at the s
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tokenlord:
french:
I' m so fucking weird
its like:
I' m the nicest rude person you' ll
ever meet.
I don' t give a fuck about
anything but at the same time, I
care about a lot.
I hate people but I develop
crushes easily.
I hate myself but I' m completely
fabulous.
I need help.
My entire existence in one post.
bless this post. I' m a walking irony
...
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Submitted: 01/13/2014
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User avatar #6 - lorddarkskull (01/14/2014) [+] (5 replies)
so it's a bunch of people who are just like everyone else trying to be special snowflakes?
there's dumblr for you
#11 - graphenz (01/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Or maybe you're just a teenager with raging hormones?

User avatar #5 - bennyblue (01/14/2014) [-]
sounds like a fucking idiot to me
#20 - herbolifee (01/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Let me try to analyse this:   
   
- I'm very nice once you get through my social armor.   
- I don't give a fuck about society, but I do care a lot about my personal social surroundings.   
- I hate most people, so when I meet someone I like it's easy to develop a crush since it's sorta rare for me to meet a guy / girl I like.    
- I hate myself and cover up my insecurities by being completely fabulous.   
   
No, you don't need help, you're a teenager. Shit's normal.    
   
Thoughts?
Let me try to analyse this:

- I'm very nice once you get through my social armor.
- I don't give a fuck about society, but I do care a lot about my personal social surroundings.
- I hate most people, so when I meet someone I like it's easy to develop a crush since it's sorta rare for me to meet a guy / girl I like.
- I hate myself and cover up my insecurities by being completely fabulous.

No, you don't need help, you're a teenager. Shit's normal.

Thoughts?
User avatar #4 - kidddraco (01/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Did anyone else think of that Blink 182 song, walking contradiction?
#7 to #4 - xerodeath ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
thats green day
#13 - broorb (01/14/2014) [-]
contraDICTION   
   
CONTRAFUCKINGDICTION   
   
FUCK
contraDICTION

CONTRAFUCKINGDICTION

FUCK
#16 - wthree (01/14/2014) [-]
omg so unique snowflak
#36 - drunkengnome (01/14/2014) [-]
Thank you
Thank you
User avatar #31 - nimba (01/14/2014) [-]
What OP is talking about is the duality of man, straight out of the 19th century. Instead of thinking that you must be the most precious little snowflake in the universe because you can hold two thoughts, apparently opposing one another, in your wickle noggin at the same time - go read Jekyll & Hyde or better, 1984 yes I know Orwell is not 19th century .
#37 - thecrayzeeman (01/14/2014) [-]
I always thought I was multiple personalities mixed into one, then thrown in a random body.

Turns out all of those personalities had a few...issues.
#19 - kaboozle123 (01/14/2014) [-]
i've always thought of myself as both sides of the coin. like i have 2 versions of myself that have complete opposite opinions on every issue. i'm very fucking cynical and hating people is my longest and most used past time but there are some nights i'll play instrumental music or something similar, light up a cigarette, and just look at the stars and be amazed like the faggot that i am.

all for pot smoking, should be legal, no reason why it shouldn't; however i hate pot smokers

gay marriage obviously should be legalized, we have no right to tell people who they can and cannot marry; however i hate the flaming faggots and how we idolize gay people. also being gay is fundamentally wrong but it isn't. it just furthers the perversion of the human race and soon we'll try and justify pedophilia and bestiality. i'm not saying those last 2 are on par with homosexuality but i'm saying it's a slow march from a single monogamous relationship too increasing levels of perversion

guns should be legalized of course, we need them to protect ourselves against the threat of a tyrannical government; however the access too guns does increase likelihood of murder, manslaughter, accidental murder (like shooting yourself and what not).

it's that way for a bunch of shit man, any topic i'm ever given i have 2 opinions on that are on both ends of the spectrum.

TL;DR bitch i'm both sides of the coin with voices in my head telling me 2 different things
User avatar #14 - xjvlezmerised (01/14/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Or.. and hear me out on this one...YOUR BIPOLAR
User avatar #21 to #14 - darksideofthebeast (01/14/2014) [-]
Or... and hear me out on this one... The 95% of funnyjunk that claims they have mental problems don't!
#1 - idontlikethisname (01/13/2014) [-]
K.
User avatar #47 - namnori (01/14/2014) [-]
Everyone on tumblr tries to be so different but then they all just agree like "100% me"
They chat so much bullshit about how they don't make friends easily and hate everyone to sound all mysterious and shit. SHUT THE FUCK UP
User avatar #45 - thelordofrepost (01/14/2014) [-]
And you're so fucking modest too.
User avatar #41 - ponissuck (01/14/2014) [-]
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way – in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.
User avatar #40 - sirfisticuffs (01/14/2014) [-]
Please tell me more.
#12 - aulubear (01/14/2014) [-]
Well shit.
User avatar #3 - fuckitilli (01/14/2014) [-]
yup feels about right
#2 - daxto (01/14/2014) [-]
Me too
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