(untitled). . DIE hls I JUST GOT A -CHOT OF A . AND Lli. IN mar " . t gag; nghty page IT on. actually back in the old norse culture homosexuality wasn't uncommon. you wer eonly made fun of if you were the one receiving because it was unmanly to receive thor lightning gay rights
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DIE hls
I JUST GOT A -CHOT OF A . AND Lli. IN
mar " . t gag; nghty page IT on
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#12 - sytheris (01/09/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Why not Zeus?
User avatar #17 to #12 - reican (01/09/2014) [-]
Because Zeus is bankrupt.
#10 - Matengel (01/08/2014) [+] (7 replies)
actually back in the old norse culture homosexuality wasn't uncommon. you wer eonly made fun of if you were the one receiving because it was unmanly to receive
#2 - jasonseagull (01/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#28 - jalthelas (01/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Nah, he's just using the Bifrost
#6 - silvertongueddevil (01/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #21 - Metallicock (01/09/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Dio had something to do with this
#39 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
why wouldn't he
#44 - evilicious (01/09/2014) [-]
tfw
#51 - wajaa (01/09/2014) [+] (8 replies)
User avatar #31 - progenitormimic (01/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
So, Thor gets horny one night and decides to visit a bar on Earth so he can get some smokin' mortal ass. Being a god and therefore automatically attractive, it isn't long before he gets invited back to some Earthling chick's apartment.

After many hours of what Asgardians like to call " ******* ", the woman goes to sleep and Thor slips out and heads back to Asgard, because gods are dicks. However, Odin learns of what he's done and summons Thor for an almighty telling off, saying "Dude. Uncool. Gods **** hard. Hell, we even **** harder than Hard **** Johnson, and he could **** pretty hard, hence the name. You need to go back and apologize to that mortal woman."

Thor is reluctant, but he obeys all the same, heading back to Earth and knocking on her front door. When she opens it, he immediately says, "I'm really sorry if things got a little too hardcore last night. You see, I'm Thor-" But before he can continue, the woman cuts him off, exclaiming "Oh, you're thor, are you? I'm so thor I can't even pith!"
Was this related to the content? Barely. Was it worth it? Yes.
User avatar #14 - sinclairr (01/09/2014) [-]
Or just one unlucky leprechaun
#36 - akho (01/09/2014) [-]
Which God???
User avatar #57 - deathklokiller (01/09/2014) [+] (22 replies)
i still don't understand how gay got associated with gay people.
#41 - arnoldnorris (01/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
When i see lighting
You know it always brings me down.
Cause it's free and know that it's me
Who was lost and never found.
User avatar #19 - tittylovin (01/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
HAHA SO FUNNY AND THOR AND LOKI AND GAY RIGHT SO PROGRESSIVE HAHA MUCH WOW
User avatar #25 to #19 - theincrediblegoose (01/09/2014) [-]
You know there's a certain point where "ironic comments" just become "just as annoying as the thing they're imitating".
#5 - aenarion (01/08/2014) [-]
Yes that's the obvious conclusion.
#53 - theplogyr (01/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
When I see lightning, you know it always brings me down,
'Cause it's free and it's me who's lost and never found
#29 - mrcollings (01/09/2014) [-]
oh my Thor
User avatar #42 - Rei ONLINE (01/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It's just thor visiting earth via the Rainbow Bridge, but this time he isn't being banished, so it's more flashy.
#4 - infamoustrapper (01/08/2014) [-]
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