(untitled). . once in kindergarten e girl asked me to write "super girl" ch her arm since i was the only kid who cauld write m i wrote " " ch her arm and i hid
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once in kindergarten e girl asked me
to write "super girl" ch her arm since
i was the only kid who cauld write m
i wrote " **** " ch her arm and i hid
under the table for like 30 minutes
then the teacher found me and yelled
at me then called my parents and my
dad laughed so hard he cried
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#74 - bigmaaan (01/05/2014) [-]
lol misread that as "kidnapped". Im really stoned
#75 to #74 - conmanabanana (01/05/2014) [-]
******* monkeys like you that gotta throw that **** out there that gives smokers like me a bad name
User avatar #70 - fukinitech (01/05/2014) [-]
man tumblr post are great as long as its not like DEAD or something like that
#68 - fagnut ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
I love me some kindegardners
#60 - kwag (01/05/2014) [-]
#53 - superbigfupa has deleted their comment [-]
#50 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
Another tumblr post? Automatic thumb down.
User avatar #49 - spidahridah (01/05/2014) [-]
Are the children on tumblr allergic to punctuation? Or do they intentionally do it because other children find it humorous?
User avatar #47 - gongthehawkeye (01/05/2014) [-]
This is actually one of the most realistic stories I've seen from tumblr and people still doubt it.
User avatar #41 - Lintutu ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
the voice in my head is trying to catch its breath
User avatar #37 - NinjaZombie (01/05/2014) [-]
A story was told, brace yourself for the doubt pictures.
User avatar #38 to #37 - qxangelxp (01/05/2014) [-]
( ͡° ʖ ͡°) (X) Doubt

This isn't a picture
#29 - huffe ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
okay, let's break this down, shall we?
1. "only one in kindergarten who could write"
i'm guessing he's american, so that would put him at five years old. a five year old should know how to read and write, albeit sloppily.

2. if he was younger than that, say, three or four years old, then how in the hell would he know what that word even meant? kids don't pay attention that much when they're that young. they only pick up things that are actually relevant to their lives, such as mom, dad, chair, potty, and so forth.
maybe he just had some weird parents that wanted him to use more vulgar language than what is neccesary.

3. and lastly, how does he remember that far back? the oldest memory i have is from when i was four. it's a very vague memory of me getting lost in my neighbourhood (i have a history of wandering off on my own). the next one i have is from nearly a year later.
how in the world would he remember **** that happened that far back with such clarity?

my conclusion: the story is a pile of *********
User avatar #57 to #29 - sweetjessierose (01/05/2014) [-]
I told my mum about my earliest memory, and she told me that I shouldn't be able to remember it because I was 9 months old when it happened. Individual differences count for a lot, especially when it comes to neurological development.
User avatar #35 to #29 - missaddie (01/05/2014) [-]
I went to kindergarten when I was 3. I could read but not write, and the only reason I could read is because my parents taught me very early on. People have many varying disabilities and different learning speeds.
I remember back that far because my mind developed faster than, say, yours did, early on because you don't remember. Not everyone is exactly the same.
To the 'he must be american cause they're dumb' comment, you can **** right off.
#36 to #35 - huffe ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
i never said the last thing though... i only said that americans go to kindergarten when they're five
#31 to #29 - markonj ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Just because YOU can't remember earlier than the age of 4, doesn't mean that everyone else can't as well.
User avatar #66 to #31 - inthetardis (01/05/2014) [-]
true. the first thing i remember was when i almost died at age 2. but it was pretty tragic so maybe thats y.
User avatar #30 to #29 - DJMartin (01/05/2014) [-]
No fun allowed.
User avatar #23 - jonathankitty (01/04/2014) [-]
How did you know how to spell " **** " in kindergarden?
User avatar #26 to #23 - threadcreator (01/05/2014) [-]
My little brother could spell " ****** " and "Declaration of Independence" before kindergarten.
User avatar #27 to #26 - jonathankitty (01/05/2014) [-]
Was he a history buff?
User avatar #28 to #27 - threadcreator (01/05/2014) [-]
No. Just a reader. It'd be more like "negro" rather than " ****** ."
#22 - haqq (01/04/2014) [-]
Can you imagine the power of being the only one who could write? You're a god amongst men.
User avatar #55 to #22 - thevsamovies (01/05/2014) [-]
no, because no one would understand you
User avatar #46 to #22 - gongthehawkeye (01/05/2014) [-]
I'm the only one in my Spanish class that actually knows anything/pays attention aside from 2 other kids.
Someone could ask me for an answer to a question, and I could tell them to write "come mierda" and they wouldn't even know what they just wrote.
User avatar #73 to #46 - cosmicapprentice (01/05/2014) [-]
Being from México, if I was attending an American school I'd do the same, lol.
User avatar #33 to #22 - thebestpieever (01/05/2014) [-]
For about 3 years I was the only one who could read and for about 3 more I was the only one who could do it without stopping every third word.
It was like Lord of the Flies.
#16 - kobegriffeysanders (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm so ******* tired of these retarded Tumlbr posts. They're not funny, and they're as fake as OP's girlfriend's ******* .
#52 to #16 - kristovsky (01/05/2014) [-]
Of course they're fake, hands don't ****** .
User avatar #25 to #16 - reginleif (01/05/2014) [-]
You mean as fake as OP's girlfriend.

You know, cause he's homosexual.
User avatar #42 to #25 - onemoreminute ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
was that spoiler supposed to spaz out like that? it kind of fits too...
User avatar #43 to #42 - reginleif (01/05/2014) [-]
You mean spoilers clicking on/off? If so, I don't think so cause while that does happen to me it didn't happen in this spoiler.
User avatar #18 to #16 - thegrimgenius (01/04/2014) [-]
A hand can't ****** .
#24 to #18 - redbannerman (01/04/2014) [-]
Exactly his point, if I do say so myself.
#15 - hitbyadriveby ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
30 						*******					 minutes to find a kid. under a table?
30 ******* minutes to find a kid. under a table?
User avatar #58 to #15 - mrcocoabeans (01/05/2014) [-]
no... 30 minute for the teacher to notice the word " **** " in someone else's arm... at least thats what i was thinking
#12 - anonymous (01/04/2014) [-]
When I was in the third grade I thought that I was gay
User avatar #20 to #12 - genitalwhisper (01/04/2014) [-]
because you could draw, your uncle was, and you kept your room straight?
#59 to #20 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
No, cause I sucked like 5 dicks!
User avatar #32 to #20 - sirnigga ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
cause he though girls were icy and had cooties
#61 to #32 - maxismahname (01/05/2014) [-]
Somebody doesn't get it
User avatar #62 to #61 - sirnigga ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
no i get it its a song reference i was jokeing you know cause 3rd graders think girls are gross and have cooties
User avatar #63 to #62 - maxismahname (01/05/2014) [-]
Oh okey
User avatar #11 - buttkickerboy ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
look! a repost of my repost of a repost of some oc!
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