(untitled). . once in kindergarten e girl asked me to write "super girl" ch her arm since i was the only kid who cauld write m i wrote " " ch her arm and i hid
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once in kindergarten e girl asked me
to write "super girl" ch her arm since
i was the only kid who cauld write m
i wrote " **** " ch her arm and i hid
under the table for like 30 minutes
then the teacher found me and yelled
at me then called my parents and my
dad laughed so hard he cried
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#3 - cuppycakechick (01/04/2014) [+] (9 replies)
#6 - flnonymousseven (01/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
"And that's how I lost my teaching job."
User avatar #1 - schwerdaddy (01/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Then OP grows up to be a tattoo artist and does something like this whenever somebody wants a cool Japanese word written on them.
#4 - ilolyoucry (01/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
When I was in the 3rd or 4th grade there was a desk in the hallway outside my teacher's room that she would make kids sit at if they started acting up.
I was a little **** , so I was at the desk a few times.
Overtime, I began to know the desk more and more.
Like a friend.
Like a lover...
I knew every corner and crack in that desk, so eventually I found a secret drawer that was in the desk, and inside this drawer was the holy grail of vulgar profane writing.
Kids over the years who had been kicked out of her class had wroten some weird **** on the inside, like "She's a whore"..
So, naturally, I wrote " **** Mrs. Derp" on the inside.
I wrote it small and in the corner, then shut the drawer. The next day, I got in trouble for writing it.
Like seriously?! There had to be over a hundred other profane things written on it!
#22 - haqq (01/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Can you imagine the power of being the only one who could write? You're a god amongst men.
#15 - hitbyadriveby (01/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
30 			*******		 minutes to find a kid. under a table?
30 ******* minutes to find a kid. under a table?
#16 - kobegriffeysanders (01/04/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I'm so ******* tired of these retarded Tumlbr posts. They're not funny, and they're as fake as OP's girlfriend's orgasms.
#12 - anonymous (01/04/2014) [+] (6 replies)
When I was in the third grade I thought that I was gay
User avatar #20 to #12 - genitalwhisper (01/04/2014) [-]
because you could draw, your uncle was, and you kept your room straight?
User avatar #37 - NinjaZombie (01/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
A story was told, brace yourself for the doubt pictures.
User avatar #47 - gongthehawkeye (01/05/2014) [-]
This is actually one of the most realistic stories I've seen from tumblr and people still doubt it.
User avatar #29 - huffe (01/05/2014) [+] (6 replies)
okay, let's break this down, shall we?
1. "only one in kindergarten who could write"
i'm guessing he's american, so that would put him at five years old. a five year old should know how to read and write, albeit sloppily.

2. if he was younger than that, say, three or four years old, then how in the hell would he know what that word even meant? kids don't pay attention that much when they're that young. they only pick up things that are actually relevant to their lives, such as mom, dad, chair, potty, and so forth.
maybe he just had some weird parents that wanted him to use more vulgar language than what is neccesary.

3. and lastly, how does he remember that far back? the oldest memory i have is from when i was four. it's a very vague memory of me getting lost in my neighbourhood (i have a history of wandering off on my own). the next one i have is from nearly a year later.
how in the world would he remember **** that happened that far back with such clarity?

my conclusion: the story is a pile of *********
User avatar #35 to #29 - missaddie (01/05/2014) [-]
I went to kindergarten when I was 3. I could read but not write, and the only reason I could read is because my parents taught me very early on. People have many varying disabilities and different learning speeds.
I remember back that far because my mind developed faster than, say, yours did, early on because you don't remember. Not everyone is exactly the same.
To the 'he must be american cause they're dumb' comment, you can **** right off.
User avatar #41 - Lintutu (01/05/2014) [-]
the voice in my head is trying to catch its breath
User avatar #23 - jonathankitty (01/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
How did you know how to spell " **** " in kindergarden?
User avatar #26 to #23 - threadcreator (01/05/2014) [-]
My little brother could spell " ****** " and "Declaration of Independence" before kindergarten.
User avatar #49 - spidahridah (01/05/2014) [-]
Are the children on tumblr allergic to punctuation? Or do they intentionally do it because other children find it humorous?
#60 - kwag (01/05/2014) [-]
#74 - bigmaaan (01/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
lol misread that as "kidnapped". Im really stoned
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