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User avatar #1 - kingsombra (12/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I feel like a lot of these are made up
User avatar #2 to #1 - goldenrodent (12/28/2013) [-]
I feel like Ghandi had that all planned out 10 turns ago
#4 - bitterkiwi (12/28/2013) [+] (22 replies)
User avatar #5 - rokulda ONLINE (12/28/2013) [+] (22 replies)
lol the 1st guy osama bin laden is hilarious
#32 - baconface (12/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Don't believe his lies.... he will nuke your ass.
User avatar #46 - zameckis (12/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking or spending money on
this is the complete truth

The reason a lot of Jews have completely grinning faces, segregate from everybody
else-only associate with Jews and Zionists and don’t associate with non Jews that much,
and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read
bank accounts. If all over a billion Jews where to have all the money all the time just as much as non Jews, integrate and associate with non Jews much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read bank accounts by accidentally showing a pile of money or dirty look when someone buys something, or visually pictures something in their bank account
they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonderwhat that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Jews a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show greed when those people
think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Jews and Zionists so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your bank account something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Jews, and try looking for Jews who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone buying something they don’t like(SUCH AS LIBERTY), find astonishing, or funny etc.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE

You have to spread the message!!!
#36 - commandershit (12/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Gandhi you smug little **** , if you're saying the west is uncivilized then I'll dig out your corpse and teach you how civilized I am with my newly invented wooden club and this pretty round thing people call a wheel.
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#60 to #58 - zahnrad (12/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #64 - pulluspardus (12/28/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I don't get the third one, someone explain?
User avatar #70 to #69 - mrnolanbarker (12/28/2013) [-]
When someone is pouring a drink for you, often they will say "Tell me when" (as in "when would you like me to stop pouring").
#37 - kristovsky (12/28/2013) [-]
Ghandi you ************ ....
#79 - yorker (12/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That woman's name is Nancy Astor. She was in the British parliament with Churchill. Her and Churchill had a rivalry.

Do research before you just write "woman". It takes away from the significance and brilliance of that exchange.
#33 - psykojet (12/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Don't kid yourself, you will be drunk in the morning too!"
"Don't kid yourself, you will be drunk in the morning too!"
User avatar #59 to #33 - deadmuerto (12/28/2013) [-]
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Bitch, I'll carry you.
User avatar #92 - princessren ONLINE (12/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I don't get the Gandi one
User avatar #99 to #94 - zapperxxx (12/28/2013) [-]
that doesnt make them civilized, even in a poor country like india gandhi promoted a peaceful and civilized way to live, which is not often promoted in the "first world countries"
#96 - kinginyellow (12/28/2013) [-]
Macdonald was well known for his wit and also for his love of drink. He is known to have been drunk for many of his debates in Parliament. Here is a story from an election debate in which Macdonald was so drunk he began vomiting while on stage. His opponent quickly pointed this out. The opposing candidate said: “Is this the man you want running your country? A drunk!” Collecting himself, Macdonald replied “I get sick … not because of drink [but because] I am forced to listen to the ranting of my honourable opponent.”
#43 - herecomesjohnny (12/28/2013) [-]
gandhi says this but in his country all aboard the rape train isn't an expression
gandhi says this but in his country all aboard the rape train isn't an expression
#81 - shadowbreech ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
#67 - Sabre (12/28/2013) [-]
His name is Wodehouse.
User avatar #56 - peos (12/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #54 - noisia ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Ricky Gervais 3 on Gandhi.wmv
User avatar #23 - realreality (12/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
1) Reporter: I don't think you understand the question. Let me ask again real slow.
2)Woman: HURR DURR UGLY FACE BWAHAHAH. Is that the best you got winnie or were you going to follow up by calling me poop brain. Inb4 I get called poop brain
3){I got nothing that was smooth.}
4)Again got nothing but to be fair it's just a quirky way of saying "Kill Yourself Bitch"
User avatar #41 to #23 - deepgreen (12/28/2013) [-]
Those kind of rebuttals could only have been made by a poop brain.
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