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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - anon id: 0830fb32
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the book may be good
but the films are crap
#95 to #4 - europe
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I definitely disagree if you're referring to the LotR movies
I agree a bit if you're referring to the Desolation of Smaugh
User avatar #19 to #4 - leglesslegolegolas
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**** you.
User avatar #21 to #19 - coolalliki
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He's right, troll bait or not. The 'The Hobbit' series may be well-made, but it's not GOOD. It's a 3-hour long CGI-fest with little to no character development, dumb subplots. How exactly did Kili and Tauriel fall in love? Why do we care about Laketown and its 500 inhabitants? Why the **** is Legolas in this? Why did he choose to pursue the orcs, exactly? Why should we be rooting for these dwarves if we only KNOW three of them? Wasn't this called 'The Hobbit'? So why is there so little of the ******* Hobbit in this movie? Why is there a 45 minute long scene of dwarves running away from Smaug and not a single moment of Andy Serkis' brilliant Gollum? Why did this movie have the most shameful 'come back next year to see the ending' finale ever?

Like seriously: at least the last movie had an end: Bilbo got the ring, Azog had been slowed down and Erebor was in sight. Here, it's just like they stop in the middle of the confrontation with Smaug. So what now? Are they going to start the next movie with his demise? It's like if Empire Strikes Back had ended with Luke and Vader starting their fight and Return of the Jedi had begun with Vader telling Luke he's his father. In order to have a fulfilling film, THE CLIMAX NEEDS TO MEAN SOMETHING, IT NEEDS TO MAKE YOU RETHINK WHAT YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING FOR THE LAST FEW HOURS. This is why great films are great (Godfather, Scarface, Goodfellas, Fight Club, Se7en, Usual Suspects, Pulp Fiction, Return of the King).

This isn't an effort to recreate the world of Middle-Earth on a screen like the first trilogy was. I wanna say it's for the money, but even movies designed as simple cashgrabs (X-Men 2) can be good. So why wasn't this?
#67 to #21 - iamchicken
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I thought the Desolation of Smaug was amazing. I've read all of the Lord of the Rings novels and loved it Smaug is now in my list of favorite movie villains. and When Gandalf confronted Sauron I got the shivers.
I dunno i'm not really one to critisize or praise a movie I normally watch movies because i think they are just awesome.
User avatar #76 to #67 - hellsjester
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did you read the book? no then let me educate you.
1) legolas was not in the hobbit period end of sentence good bye don't pass go.
2)the female character in the movie is made up Hollywood bs.
3) if you read the book where they left off is pretty much the end of the book 10 chapters max.
4)took way too long considering the book is only half the size of the smallest of the LOTR books.
5) the white ******* orc was a subplot not the whole ******* story.
User avatar #81 to #76 - iamchicken
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Still enjoyed the book and movie...
User avatar #112 to #76 - hanabro
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If they followed the book exactly, and only had one movie instead of three, it would be a really ****** movie. The Hobbit isn't meant to be a movie. They were in a tight spot, because if it was one movie, they would have had to cut large portions of the story; Beorn certainly would have been skipped, and the elves in Mirkwoood would likely have to go too. But, since they decided to make a trilogy, they had to do some serious padding. Ideally, they would have gone with two. But I'd rather they do three than one, and get the whole story with a little filler instead of a slimmed down, but more accurate, story.
User avatar #138 to #112 - hellsjester
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no it would be a good movie and i wouldn't cost me 30$ to watch the whole thing
User avatar #23 to #21 - leglesslegolegolas
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Is he referring to The Hobbit? I thought he was talking about LOTR.
User avatar #122 to #21 - revengeforfreeze
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I thought both movies were good, but honestly you raise a few valid points.

I actually kind of liked the ending
"What have we done?"

Movies have ended at the climax before. I remember it, but I dont' exactly remember which one
#99 to #21 - hopporto
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#71 to #21 - anon id: 71c6d406
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why do people complain about CGI? Ya think it would look better with people in rubber costumes? and very tiny landscape replicas?
User avatar #118 to #71 - coolalliki
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Yes, I would prefer that. Because it looks better. In the original trilogy, the orcs were people in costumes, and they looked fantastic. CGI shouldn't be used to CREATE entire films, locations, characters, etc... (Star Wars prequels), but to enhance what's already there (LotR trilogy). Granted, Power Rangers looks like ****, but with a budget of 500 million dollars, making good-looking suits, masks and armor isn't such a challenge.
#70 to #21 - anon id: a933de38
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The real question is why didn't Legolas shoot Azog in the back while chasing him on the bridge of Laketown.
User avatar #82 to #70 - iamchicken
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i don't think that was Azog that was one of his lackeys
User avatar #46 to #21 - punnyjunky
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well, I mean, Legolas went after the orcs because he had the hots for Tauriel and she went off after them first. But yeah, they're OK movies, but a real letdown to anyone who knows much about LOTR lore.
User avatar #64 to #46 - myrtille
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i think he's talking about the second time. legolas didn't give a **** in the first place, but in laketown he kept going after them without her...why?
User avatar #65 to #64 - punnyjunky
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Well those orcs did slay a ******** of the elves, and as an elf himself he just really ******* hates orcs. Seems about right to me
User avatar #66 to #65 - myrtille
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i suppose that makes sense
though they could have made that more clear
User avatar #58 to #21 - gammarai
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Did you read the book?
User avatar #117 to #58 - coolalliki
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Yes. More than once.
User avatar #30 to #21 - drldrl
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Spoilers you cunt.
#63 to #30 - unwundeprune
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Thorin Oakenshield dies
#38 to #30 - anon id: b5cd7f8f
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Why did you ******* read the whole thing then? And Hobbit has been out for a while.
kill yourself
User avatar #77 to #38 - drldrl
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I never got to finish the book, and have never picked it up myself.
I was just skimming through comments and saw ****.
#69 to #4 - haqq
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#59 to #4 - daffyduckyo
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so much joy to see bait getting a + - 0 rating
so much joy to see bait getting a + - 0 rating
#6 to #4 - reaperspizza
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#18 to #6 - sotalokki
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impossible to read without samuel's voice
User avatar #72 to #6 - tittentei
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But it's an anon, the thumbs he get doesn't even count for anything. I'm pretty sure anon trolls doesn't care for thumbs as much as they care for the *********. I swear, it used to be about finding the "wannabe-pink-trolls", now people use it all the time as a way to get thumbs and in general to seem better than other people "You're stupid, don't you understand it's a troll? Keep him at 0 and thumb me up for being so much smarter than you."
User avatar #73 to #72 - reaperspizza
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but that gives them a reason
User avatar #9 - akho
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A wizard does not fall asleep, he takes precise naps when he wants to.
#47 to #9 - anon id: 144b3a7d
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*Takes naps precisely when he means to.
#1 - mudkipfucker
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Acting
#10 to #1 - tittylovin
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What is this from?   
It's something to do with Patrick Stewart and I haven't seen it, I must rectify this immediately.
What is this from?
It's something to do with Patrick Stewart and I haven't seen it, I must rectify this immediately.
User avatar #13 to #10 - mudkipfucker
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Its from American Dad! Season 8 Ep. 10: Blood Crieth Unto Heaven
www.videoweed.es/file/12fc6a3d95fda
#15 to #13 - tittylovin
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perfect,  thanks!
perfect, thanks!
#5 - KayRed
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Levar Burton (the actor who plays Jordi Laforge) used to fall asleep all the time on the star trek set, since no one could see his eyes behind the VISOR.
#29 to #5 - anon id: ac5e5979
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#90 to #5 - anon id: 08c1a4e9
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VISOR
#94 to #5 - tokazakime
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User avatar #11 to #5 - tittylovin
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Star Trek: TNG USS Enterprise D Engineering Warp Core Background Ambience
No wonder they had so many warp core breach close calls.
Can you blame him though? Listen to how relaxing Engineering is.
User avatar #96 to #11 - daentraya
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Imagine how sad it must be for the crew to leave the ship and its constant relaxing hum. I wonder if they would play the sound to themselves just to fall asleep when on shoreleave
User avatar #45 to #11 - warzon
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Wha-?

Klingon raiders?

Late in the episode?

Well am back to bed,
#7 - pappathethird
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I love Merlin
#52 to #7 - machtung
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Mfw reading that. This is the first one to really unnerve me.
Mfw reading that. This is the first one to really unnerve me.
#61 to #7 - yaybacon
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#44 - crazyolitis
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Recently watched the movies. Planningon watching the hobbit soon.
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*roll comment*
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#140 to #48 - nikolaier
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User avatar #14 - Churd
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my sisters asshole looks like it has cauliflower ear.
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wut
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#32 to #14 - incest
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#88 to #32 - tauntaun
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I thought you, of all people, would be into that
I thought you, of all people, would be into that
User avatar #123 to #88 - revengeforfreeze
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lol i saw a piece of raven rule 34 by randomrandom that looks exactly like her in that position, with her legs lodged behind her back
#98 to #32 - hopporto
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Your username tho
User avatar #16 to #14 - LookinHereWhy
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cool
User avatar #25 to #14 - arandomanon
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Post pics
#75 to #14 - benderisgreat
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#24 to #14 - lotengo
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#26 to #14 - shemaledong
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pics or it didn`t happen!
pics or it didn`t happen!
User avatar #85 to #26 - hammarhead
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wht the **** did he put in that pillowcase, your mother?
User avatar #114 to #85 - zahnrad
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Laughing too hard at this.
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#3 to #2 - BerryLicious
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User avatar #20 to #3 - misfitsftw
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what did he say?
User avatar #121 to #20 - BerryLicious
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'Twas a rather unpleasant image of Gandalf and Saruman.....
#101 to #20 - anon id: 09446077
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User avatar #111 to #106 - redscorpion
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Great acting Morgan Freeman