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Submitted: 12/19/2013
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#3 - wmpedo (12/19/2013) [+] (8 replies)
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#6 - pappathethird (12/19/2013) [+] (23 replies)
when my gf says she wants to get married
when my gf says she wants to get married
#94 - zependium (12/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"I want to have kids and settle down"
"I want to have kids and settle down"
#4 - omnipotentsoap (12/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#7 - amuro (12/19/2013) [+] (32 replies)
Well... I was just about to get married this year, but my fiancee turned out to be a ******* whore who destroyed my dreams, shredded our projects and raped my mind.

(This all happened while my mom was ill with cancer and i was in another country, go figure)

So i went in a one-night stand spree for about 1 or 2 months (Some of you my remember my posts in advice board) and still i feel this was one of a hell-horrible year. IDK what will i do in 2014, but there is a term for what i feel right now: it is called ¨Saudade¨.
#18 - stealkidneys ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
#88 - yuukoku (12/19/2013) [+] (20 replies)
I took a walk with this girl from my school once. Literally not even a date. Never really talked to her, knew that she was sort of eccentric from her actions in class, and she was more of a 6/10. Just sort of met each other outside. She sort of follows me talking about 						****					 that I overtly don't care about to McDick's and while I'm eating she goes and plays in the McDick's playhouse. I'm not 						*******					 around. She was a high schooler and she was playing in the McDick's playhouse. I literally just sat there with the food hanging out of my mouth. A couple guys looked at me and I looked back and just said "I honestly don't know her." They gave this questioning nod that was half trying to understand the situation and half pitying me.   
   
Anyway, I walk out trying to leave her there and she follows me. Conversation leads from one thing to the next and she starts talking about marriage. I'm not being paranoid, either, she was hinting at getting married to me and we hardly knew each other. I rarely ever talk about this because it was so 						*******					 awkward and just flat-out annoying. When she goes "what do you think?" I just looked at her and said...   
   
"I think I'm going to find the quickest way to get to the other side of the street, now!"   
   
And I just sprinted into traffic across the street. It was unexpectedly perfectly timed, as the cars just barely gave me an opening to go through, and she just sort of gave a strange look at me when I turned back from the other side of the road and sprinted away. I didn't stop running for two miles. I don't think that a bear attacking me would have motivated me to run like that. She moved far away and I thank whatever force made her go every day of my life. She still likes my statuses on Assbook whenever I actually go on there and I cringe whenever it happens.
I took a walk with this girl from my school once. Literally not even a date. Never really talked to her, knew that she was sort of eccentric from her actions in class, and she was more of a 6/10. Just sort of met each other outside. She sort of follows me talking about **** that I overtly don't care about to McDick's and while I'm eating she goes and plays in the McDick's playhouse. I'm not ******* around. She was a high schooler and she was playing in the McDick's playhouse. I literally just sat there with the food hanging out of my mouth. A couple guys looked at me and I looked back and just said "I honestly don't know her." They gave this questioning nod that was half trying to understand the situation and half pitying me.

Anyway, I walk out trying to leave her there and she follows me. Conversation leads from one thing to the next and she starts talking about marriage. I'm not being paranoid, either, she was hinting at getting married to me and we hardly knew each other. I rarely ever talk about this because it was so ******* awkward and just flat-out annoying. When she goes "what do you think?" I just looked at her and said...

"I think I'm going to find the quickest way to get to the other side of the street, now!"

And I just sprinted into traffic across the street. It was unexpectedly perfectly timed, as the cars just barely gave me an opening to go through, and she just sort of gave a strange look at me when I turned back from the other side of the road and sprinted away. I didn't stop running for two miles. I don't think that a bear attacking me would have motivated me to run like that. She moved far away and I thank whatever force made her go every day of my life. She still likes my statuses on Assbook whenever I actually go on there and I cringe whenever it happens.
#13 - captainuracil (12/19/2013) [+] (6 replies)
mfw Adenine wants to bond with me
#99 - thesticklebricks (12/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#21 - fearfulchaos (12/19/2013) [-]
I once had a dream about my girlfriend and I... She forced me to marry her and her parents were like, "her idea man."

When I woke up, I was sweating like a mad man...

Pic slightly related.
#123 - heroicvenom (12/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #200 - expectation (12/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
FJ Cries about not having a girlfriend in one post.
Then complains about a woman wanting to marry you in the next.
ok.
#10 - YourName (12/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#134 - mcswaggerjagger (12/19/2013) [+] (13 replies)
wow 10/10 post OP you fag fake conversation with dumb emoticons dont evn make ssense troll harder OP
#204 - zekeon (12/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I do not fear marriage.   
   
Marriage should fear me.   
   
wait..
I do not fear marriage.

Marriage should fear me.

wait..
#121 - Jakerthesnak (12/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #50 - oceanfrank ONLINE (12/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Story time:

So my senior year in high school I was going out with a mexican chick and the supposed love of my life. Anyways during new years I went over her house since my mom was working that night. Her whole family throws some crazy ass new years fest in true mexican fashion, with at least 30 people in a 3 bedroom apartment and a **** ton of alcohol. Anyways her mom challenges me to a game of shot with this condition, "I give you permission to marry my daughter if you win." At this point I was nowhere near thinking of getting married but I took the offer up just in case (dont judge me). I had just taken my 18th shot and was slurring my words worse than sloth from the goonies. She tries to get the last shot but conceeded and I won my gf's hand in marriage I guess.... Anyways the rest of the night I apparently had sex with her drunk as **** since her parents got knock out drunk and when I awoke at 9 AM with her naked, locked in her room, I told her, "I get to marry you now." Then I threw up outside of their window, brushed my teeth, then went back to bed with my then girlfriend. Crazy night, not gonna lie.
#89 - include (12/19/2013) [-]
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#138 - mvtjets (12/19/2013) [-]
**Nope intensifies**
**Nope intensifies**
#20 - traffy (12/19/2013) [+] (6 replies)
all that goes up must come down
User avatar #135 to #20 - jukuku (12/19/2013) [-]
*Unless you achieve escape velocity
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