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Witty description of the content, bitch

makiing trip in highschool
party - getting pissed erryday, puking on the slope,
chillin with proffesors
stuff we remember is too ****** up to be even possible
BBUT THIS AIN' T THE STORY
tthere' s one little cunt
llittle ***** s thirteen or something
llike seriously, retarded asshole ofthe highest caliber
to lose his skiing permit three times during the week
ggot lost himself two times
llost his skiing boots
aalso passport
churned a large portion of carpet in his room "by accident"
pprobably true, faggot' s retarded (not tho)
llet' s call this little faggot Yeltsin (he' s got a russian surname)
theachers seriously sick of his ****
esspecially this one extra chill gym teacher cuz Yeltsin is his response-
bibity most of the time, let' s call him . Ducks
mmr. Ducks is a smart mofo though
eevery day, Yeltsin' s cleaning stuff up and doing chores he ******
up somehow
tthe week goes by
wwe are sitting all ******* emotional in the bus, leaving our little para-
dise
in front of the buss with his faggot friends
tthe bus drives about three hours and we are approaching the
border
aall of a sudden there' s Mr. Ducks on the ******* intercom: "To all stu-
dents. There have been reports of border patrol searching buses so
you better get your passports and IDs ready."
tthere' s a disturbance in the little faggots circlejerk in the front ofthe
buss
GNO F* CKING WAY
tthey' re laughing
say to my amigo: "No way Yeltsin ****** up this time"
aoh he did, son
yhe has the sad retarded look as he is searching his little backpack for
passport
mmr. Ducks comes upstairs
yhe sees Yeltsin
eyes (literally)
mmr. Ducks is a ******* storm that drops on Yeltsin challenged brain
cavity
Mme and me mates having a sensible chuckle
mmr. Ducks gets the bus driver to stop at a rest stop, gets Yeltsin off
his fat ass and out and searching his baggage, all the while yelling at
him
wwe go out, stretch legs, my mates have a smoke
passport lost
gget back in
in tears starts searching his picpack again
essentually finds his passport under his seat
mmr. Ducks is fury
tthe whole bus rejoices in stupidity
Slater, over a beer we learn the true story
mmr. Ducks snitched passport while he wasn' t looking
tthere were no border patrols
mmr. Ducks was avenged
mmr. Ducks is legend
mmr. Ducks is god
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#7 - tazze (12/06/2013) [-]
">me and me mates having a sensible chuckle"   
their faces when
">me and me mates having a sensible chuckle"
their faces when
#6 - anonymous (12/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
******* douchebags.
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#4 - mrpavelowgrimm ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
Brilliant.
Brilliant.
User avatar #3 - Lambda ONLINE (12/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Puking on the slope just sounds unpleasant, to be honest.
#2 - anonymous (12/05/2013) [-]
this was difficult to read and follow.
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