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(untitled). God dammit Texas. Bilt Nye Boo' d In Texas For Saving The Hanan Reflects The Sun Bill Nye. the harmless children' s knern as The Science Guy, manage

God dammit Texas

Bilt Nye Boo' d In Texas For Saving
The Hanan Reflects The Sun
Bill Nye. the harmless children' s
knern as The Science Guy,
managed to offend a select group of
adults in Waco, Texas at a presentation.
spa - as
I CANNOT
HAYDUMB TEXAS
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#24 - whydoesthishappen
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bill nye isn't a real scientist....you people just want to believe that because of your "muh nostalgiaz" "muh childhoodz"
bill nye isn't a real scientist....you people just want to believe that because of your "muh nostalgiaz" "muh childhoodz"
#385 to #24 - anon id: 2a39c51c
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Well its obvious what state you're from
#398 to #24 - xdiabolicx
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User avatar #413 to #24 - ragingbrony
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nice thread you got down there.
#414 to #413 - whydoesthishappen
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thx
#148 to #24 - durkadurka
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90% of the people who responded to this guy are retarded.
User avatar #233 to #148 - lype
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i dont think people can see he is level -220.
People getting angry at that guy and he is only getting happier
User avatar #234 to #233 - durkadurka
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At this point when people see something they think is bait, they ought to go right to the profile page.
User avatar #156 to #148 - whatareyouon
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(12/03/2013) [-]
does this include or exclude yourself?
#151 to #24 - lfunnymanl
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**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #141097 at Hating - file complaints, whine, airline complaints, rustle jimmies ** you shouldn't reproduce
User avatar #239 to #24 - cosmicapprentice
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#298 to #24 - theflamingfire
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(12/03/2013) [-]
C-C-C-C COMBO BREAKER
C-C-C-C COMBO BREAKER
#284 to #24 - uploaderdeleted
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(12/03/2013) [-]
**** you.
User avatar #331 to #24 - ugabz
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(12/03/2013) [-]
fj community is so easily trolled its ridiculous
#117 to #24 - gorillaztwentyfour
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(12/02/2013) [-]
9/11, very successful, gg
#287 to #24 - aczzoh
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User avatar #70 to #24 - badgerbaiting
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(12/02/2013) [-]
nice b8 m8.
#35 to #24 - vidyagaems
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(12/02/2013) [-]
Huh, a bachelor of science for studying mechanical engineering and an honorary doctor of science degree, he even goes to Cornell university to lecture about astronomy and ecology?

Yep. Not a scientist at all. No sir, degrees dont make you scientist. You're only a real scientist if someone kid on a website says you are.

I don't even like Bill Nye
#39 to #35 - whydoesthishappen
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User avatar #48 to #39 - Haruhi
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(12/02/2013) [-]
dont feed the troll
#138 to #39 - doctorhorrible
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#42 to #39 - vidyagaems
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(12/02/2013) [-]
"Bill’s fascination with how things work led him to Cornell University and a degree in Mechanical Engineering."

Literally from his biography.
#55 to #42 - whydoesthishappen
Reply -20 123456789123345869
(12/02/2013) [-]
again
<---
no citation
User avatar #81 to #62 - killerliquid
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(12/02/2013) [-]
Stop feeding the troll
User avatar #293 to #62 - demjimmies
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(12/03/2013) [-]
Keep feeding the obvious troll.

You're ******* retarded dude.
User avatar #110 to #55 - waffies
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(12/02/2013) [-]
see, you EARNED those red thumbs quite simply! if you got the -400, i'd just shrug and say "****** earned it!"
User avatar #135 to #110 - THISISNOTFUNNY
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(12/02/2013) [-]
What happens when you get to -400 again?
User avatar #139 to #135 - waffies
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(12/02/2013) [-]
Earn a colored name, and bragging rights
User avatar #143 to #139 - THISISNOTFUNNY
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and yet people will still red thumb the trolls? despite having this knowledge?
User avatar #153 to #143 - waffies
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see, thats just it, some trolls get thumbed up now, to ruin their day. a TRUE troll, gets red thumbs because people dislike their comment so much, or find them so annoying, that the users dont think about it.
#340 to #39 - anon id: 54836ced
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Nice b8 m8
User avatar #128 to #24 - organicglory
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#345 to #24 - technosauce **User deleted account**
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Well you just might make it to pink text since everyone on this site seems to have downs and can't spot a troll.
#315 to #24 - anon id: aea96997
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(12/03/2013) [-]
*le i was merely pretending to be retarded face*
is this what trolling has come to?
User avatar #254 to #24 - fantasma
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(12/03/2013) [-]
Good job getting a big boost to -400 m8.
#246 to #24 - anon id: d0eccaeb
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(12/03/2013) [-]
Guys it's a "troll"... I can't believe you constantly fall for it.
User avatar #252 to #24 - IamSofaKingdom
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(12/03/2013) [-]
Every single time. The sheer amount of stupid people feeding intentional trolls who aren't even trying is infuriating. I am almost unable to enjoy the pictures on this site because so many people are giving red thumbs to all of the people trying in the most uninspired and obvious ways....rant....
User avatar #213 to #24 - fukkentyranitar
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(12/03/2013) [-]
Hook, line and sinker.
#245 to #24 - deathjammer
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(12/03/2013) [-]
ms paint skillz
User avatar #36 to #24 - sinclairr
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(12/02/2013) [-]
no...?
User avatar #98 to #24 - kanpai
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(12/02/2013) [-]
this is bait
User avatar #37 to #24 - paradenoire
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(12/02/2013) [-]
are you retarded? He helped develop a small sundial that was included in the Mars Exploration Rover missions and holds several patents.
#222 to #37 - jandersoninbbb
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(12/03/2013) [-]
**** i didn't know that
User avatar #286 to #37 - fuckingtrolls
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(12/03/2013) [-]
WOAH A SUNDIAL?!
#356 to #286 - captnpl
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(12/03/2013) [-]
Not just any sundial! Its an astronaut! And it holds patents!
#309 to #286 - cabbagemayhem
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(12/03/2013) [-]
Exactly what I was thinking
Exactly what I was thinking
#396 to #37 - anon id: 8a6e5052
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Wasn't that his father? Sending a sundial to Mars - Bill Nye
#38 to #37 - whydoesthishappen
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#68 to #38 - lolollo
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User avatar #71 to #68 - whydoesthishappen
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(12/02/2013) [-]
[citation needed]
User avatar #78 to #71 - piesgood
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(12/02/2013) [-]
Nye, B. Sending a sundial to mars - Bill Nye. Retrieved December 3, 2013, from ed.ted.com/lessons/sending-a-sundial-to-mars-bill-nye
User avatar #82 to #78 - whydoesthishappen
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(12/02/2013) [-]
moar citation
User avatar #83 to #82 - piesgood
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(12/02/2013) [-]
Nye, B. Sending a sundial to mars - Bill Nye. Retrieved December 3, 2013, from ed.ted.com/lessons/sending-a-sundial-to-mars-bill-nye
Nye, B. Curiosity's marsdial is on mars. Retrieved December 3, 2013, from www.planetary.org/blogs/bill-nye/20120813-curiositys-marsdial-is-on.html
User avatar #84 to #83 - whydoesthishappen
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(12/02/2013) [-]
MOAR
User avatar #86 to #84 - piesgood
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Nye, B. Sending a sundial to mars - Bill Nye. Retrieved December 3, 2013, from ed.ted.com/lessons/sending-a-sundial-to-mars-bill-nye
Nye, B. Curiosity's marsdial is on mars. Retrieved December 3, 2013, from www.planetary.org/blogs/bill-nye/20120813-curiositys-marsdial-is-on.html
Interview with bill nye: The sundial guy. (2003, October 8). Astrobiology Magazine. Retrieved from www.astrobio.net/interview/625/interview-with-bill-nye-the-sundial-guy
#87 to #86 - whydoesthishappen
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User avatar #92 to #87 - piesgood
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Nye, B. Sending a sundial to mars - Bill Nye. Retrieved December 3, 2013, from ed.ted.com/lessons/sending-a-sundial-to-mars-bill-nye
Nye, B. Curiosity's marsdial is on mars. Retrieved December 3, 2013, from www.planetary.org/blogs/bill-nye/20120813-curiositys-marsdial-is-on.html
Interview with bill nye: The sundial guy. (2003, October 8). Astrobiology Magazine. Retrieved from www.astrobio.net/interview/625/interview-with-bill-nye-the-sundial-guy
Sullivan, W, & Bell, J. (2003). The marsdial: A sundial for the red planet. Retrieved from You need to login to view this link
User avatar #146 to #92 - chezburgadominator
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I am quite impressed on how you were able to deliver more when asked. But this faggot does this sort of 'I have the exact opposite, most hated opinion' comment on every content, he's just trying to get red thumbs.
#93 to #92 - whydoesthishappen
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#97 to #93 - piesgood
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Comment Picture
#102 to #97 - whydoesthishappen
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I SAID....
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User avatar #122 to #116 - fukkendragonite
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User avatar #129 to #122 - iridium
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The bait thing got old fast.
User avatar #131 to #129 - fukkendragonite
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It's not a joke. The guy is winding you up. Don't feed the troll
#133 to #131 - iridium
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User avatar #134 to #133 - fukkendragonite
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Wow, dis ***** seriously got you mad huh? You need to work on troll-proofing your mind
User avatar #188 to #102 - lolollo
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What's more is I know you're going to just say TL;DR, or think about saying TL;DR, but I'll know you've read this. I know because I've done what you're doing now. You do it to waste time, and you'll be curious that someone wrote a wall of text in response to your obvious trolling. "What could I possibly say that takes up that much room that would convince you to feel stupid or stop trolling?!" You won't know until you read it...so you will...

Take care.
User avatar #187 to #102 - lolollo
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I'm not entirely sure why you are continuing to hold this ridiculous mindset for the sake of getting red thumbs, considering it doesn't really pose any tangible benefit to you. The only reason I could think is that you're trying to play off the "i'm trolling you" front to hide the fact that you made a completely retarded statement for your initial comment, and aren't man enough to admit that you were wrong. If you really are just trolling, well to be honest you're not really causing the sort of inconvenience you think you are. We can tell you're trolling at this point, which makes continuing the trend pretty pointless, since we know not to get worked up over your retarded comments, and googling "Bill Nye + Sundial" isn't as much of a pain as you think it is. Right now, you're more creating a service, since the people on this site are here to waste time, and you've broken up the monotony of just clicking next by giving me an outlet to do other things.

Like even now, I'm not really angry writing this comment, and wouldn't be angry if you just posted TL;DR to make it seem like I wasted my time, since wasting time is precisely the purpose of responding to your nonsense. So really there is no benefit to your actions since any benefit you think you're getting is just an illusion. Everyone knows the purpose of a troll, and knows not to devote any emotional stake in what you say or do, and any actual action we take a against you is just to pose a benefit in ourselves, since it's just going to waste the time we intended to waste on this site, and even make us feel better about ourselves because we're going to think we're better than you.
User avatar #195 to #187 - whydoesthishappen
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so i read it, and to me it's just a bunch of ********
especially "We can tell you're trolling at this point, which makes continuing the trend pretty pointless, since we know not to get worked up over your retarded comments,"
dude
look at my comment and 90% of the replies
-115 thumbs, and people calling me retarded and getting worked up
#263 to #195 - anon id: 0e77e6a5
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dude, you aren't even a good troll. i've seen you comment on so many pictures to get attention. its not funny. get off fj.
User avatar #264 to #263 - whydoesthishappen
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>says anon
**** off
#279 to #264 - anon id: d82fb493
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You know you're a ****** troll when users like the anon more than you.
#202 to #195 - lolollo
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Your white username suggests you're new here, so I'll give you insight into the thumbing system. It's trivial as hell. Yes, it's the cyber currency of the site but people are more foregoing with their thumbs than a politician with his opinions. Yes you have a lot of negative thumbs, but it works like a positive feedback loop. The first 10 to 15 people who thumbed you down are the ones who really got worked up over your comments, the rest just thumbed you down simply because you were thumbed down already.

Besides, I said "At this point." At first, it was 50/50 whether you were trolling, or serious, which is why those 10-15 people thumbed you down. Now, it's more 90/10 in favor of you just trolling. You'll notice I haven't thumbed you down at all. I can't speak for everyone else responding to your comments, and you're willing to sift through the "Who thumbed you" list all you want, but chances are people are more using the opportunity to reply to you as a time waster.

Most of the time, when I get in this sort of conversation with an obvious troll, I start to just post reaction pics from my reaction folder, and say nothing else. Half of the time, you get annoyed and go away, which is a win for me, and the other half of the time, you become a more pleasant individual just from the pleasant nature of the reaction pics, which is also a win. It's really a more benevolent system than you think, it just depends on how you take it.
#205 to #202 - whydoesthishappen
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perhaps my white name means that i just created this account for the purpose of trolling when admin announced red thumbs didnt matter anymore
and trust me, i know of the bandwagon thumb system, so you do have a point there
i've been here since 2011
and you're right, you can't speak for the people responding to my comment as if i wasn't trolling. for all you know, they fell for my bait, which is what I think.
#388 to #205 - natedimes
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&gt;&quot; thumbs didn't matter anymore &quot;   
&gt;implying thumbs ever mattered
>" thumbs didn't matter anymore "
>implying thumbs ever mattered
User avatar #393 to #388 - whydoesthishappen
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you know what i ******* mean, smart ass
in context of the site, not real life, thumbs matter
red thumbs mattered before because too many meant you were banned
#220 to #205 - lolollo
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Well it did work, I'm not saying it didn't, I'm simply saying that it's work was short lived. I prefer longer trolls that reverberate even after it's done, but again that's just my personal preference.
#208 to #205 - lolollo
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Typically I nudge the bait, just in case you aren't trolling, which was my initial reply with the link, but now it seems kinda obvious. I was just wanting to point that out to you. Also I don't really blame people for trolling, it's just that there needs to be an art of subtlety to it for it to do maximum damage. Like if your point of your troll was just to get people really pissed off, and then feel silly that they fell for the obvious troll, it did it's job, but the level of subtlety will keep the issue of questioning your intentions in the back of their minds, and lasts longer. Like subtlety means the difference between constantly asking for more sources no matter how many people give you, and going through each source that's given to point out some retardedly false flaw in the article, like "The website isn't reliable enough for me to believe it" or "Those results are inconclusive because *something stupid*". It takes more commitment, but the effects last longer.
User avatar #216 to #208 - whydoesthishappen
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i definitely get what you mean with your method to longer lasting effect because i've used that method before when attacking marijuana on a marijuana post. but in that case, I got thumbed up. it was either already apparent that I was trolling beforehand or my comments about the sources weren't convincing enough. but in this case, it doesn't matter because I decided to be an annoying ****, asking for more and more citation, and i got exactly what i wanted.
User avatar #278 to #93 - superanonymouspers
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I don't care what everyone thinks, I was dying after you kept writing "moar"

seriously, even though I know you're trolling, it's hilarious.
#382 to #71 - Her
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Well now it's painfully obvious you're simply a troll. I won't believe anyone is that ignorant.
Well now it's painfully obvious you're simply a troll. I won't believe anyone is that ignorant.
User avatar #248 to #71 - cosmicapprentice
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #244 to #71 - cosmicapprentice
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #4 - kupowrath
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I'd like to point out that every state has stupid people.
User avatar #23 to #4 - whydoesthishappen
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the entirety of the us is stupid........
User avatar #33 to #23 - Gandalfthewhite
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damn you so edgy you might cut yourself
User avatar #144 to #4 - reginleif
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While I agree, I must point out that only in certain places do these stupid people hold public office.

OOPS! Rick Perry has a brain fart
#11 to #4 - anon id: 57763b54
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yea but some have more than others
User avatar #73 to #4 - Furubatsu
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but like everything in Texas, their stupid people are much louder
#164 to #4 - anon id: 8e04ea8d
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found the texan
#276 to #4 - anon id: 9de56218
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Well, yes, Texans occasionally leave Texas.
User avatar #323 to #276 - cabbagemayhem
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Did you notice since the gun legislation to which Texas showed the strongest aversion, a lot of content has been published and televised that debases Texas' previous identity in America? What if we are experiencing the intentional injection of memes to influence our culture, globalize Texas, and control future politics
#337 to #323 - anon id: c7ea2907
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jesus christ man you're making my brain do a thinky-doodle
User avatar #285 to #4 - senortesta
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In New York we have Buffalo.
User avatar #311 to #4 - uzbekistan
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No need to get upset about it. It's only a kids cartoon.
User avatar #415 to #311 - kupowrath
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I wasn't aware I was upset. Thank you for letting me know how I feel.
User avatar #6 to #4 - beroty
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But Texas is in another level of stupidity
User avatar #10 to #6 - formeranony
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I live in Texas and i can somewhat confirm this, but look at the town Waco, thats pretty much crazyville, always some ignorant **** making the news there.
User avatar #416 to #10 - kupowrath
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Well at least we aren't Florida.
User avatar #313 to #6 - cabbagemayhem
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Considering it was many of the "smart" states that naively wanted to hand over their 2nd Amendment rights, I question your right to point any fingers at Texas.
#9 to #6 - anon id: f7702b05
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As a citizen of Texas, I can say that only parts of Texas contain those special kind of stupids.
User avatar #43 to #9 - spartaslug
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Which parts? I'd like to nominate anything east of Houston.
#65 to #43 - happyunicorn
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Id like to nominate all parts
User avatar #418 to #43 - formeranony
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Austin is a great spot to find some levelheaded people.
User avatar #419 to #418 - spartaslug
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Every self respecting Texan will tell you Austin is not a part of Texas. Personally, I don't care much for the city, kind of too liberal for me.
User avatar #422 to #419 - formeranony
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Austin is great, and I am a Self-Respecting Texan, I even have a Texas tattoo. But I'm just gonna guess you prefer the rural areas.
User avatar #76 to #9 - metalmind
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True.
The other ones are full of hispanics.
#1 - randomwanker
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as a man that lives in Texas I can confirm some Texans are this stupid
User avatar #22 to #1 - whydoesthishappen
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all*
#85 to #22 - febreezboi
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User avatar #8 to #1 - asheskirata
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I thought it was extremely entertaining to read the "Texas Republican Party mission statement."
#7 to #1 - kewwu
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oh that string emil.
#193 to #1 - anon id: a870a4df
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as a man that also lives in Texas, I can further affirm this statement
as a man that also lives in Texas, I can further affirm this statement
User avatar #197 to #1 - kmanscloneszombie
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There's stupid people everywhere.
#372 to #1 - machineemperor
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I live in California and I went to Texas for a few months and I can confirm that the people of Texas are stupid. MFW I hear a stupid remark from one of them
#88 - theseqceeman
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Looks like they're all a bunch of...   
WACOS!!!
Looks like they're all a bunch of...
WACOS!!!
#198 to #88 - bighairyfart
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i told my friend that he is wacko since he came from waco. he didnt find it funny but my other friends
#386 to #88 - penileburglar
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No.
No.
#149 to #88 - gongthehawkeye
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User avatar #89 to #88 - theseqceeman
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it's not a troll i just have no life
User avatar #155 to #89 - fifteensecondchug
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Don't feel the need to explain yourself. That comment with that gif is just fantastic
User avatar #177 to #88 - rakaka
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Nice pun but it's pronounced "Way-co"



please don't hurt me
#51 - mattdoggy
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As a Floridian, i enjoy when Texas does things a little slow so i can feel better about my state
#172 to #51 - anon id: 48f1e069
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They do things slow? Coming from the land of old people, thats kind of funny.
User avatar #94 to #51 - campingcarl
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FLORIDA MAN!!!!!!
#58 to #51 - williamzanziger
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you would be a little slow too if you were drunk 2/3 of the day
you would be a little slow too if you were drunk 2/3 of the day
User avatar #163 to #58 - hairysmellyanus
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I'm from texas. Most are drunk 3/2 of the day.
User avatar #174 to #163 - tihok
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you mean 2/3? or 1 and 1/2?
User avatar #176 to #174 - hairysmellyanus
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one and a half.
User avatar #166 to #163 - williamzanziger
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you must be from texas with counting like that...
seriously though thats probably why they are drunk all that time
User avatar #72 to #58 - unknowntablets
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i always wonder where that Gif is from
User avatar #91 to #72 - sirbutterballs
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Army of Two. I think it's one of the trailers for the second game.
User avatar #103 to #91 - unknowntablets
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devils cartel or the 40th day?
User avatar #104 to #103 - sirbutterballs
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40th._ I think_
User avatar #105 to #104 - unknowntablets
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User avatar #106 to #105 - sirbutterballs
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Man for once my memory was right.
#107 to #106 - unknowntablets
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i know that feeling...feels good
i know that feeling...feels good
#90 to #51 - ohemgeezus
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>fell better about my state
>florida




seriously, **** this state.
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I like Florida, but that's probably because I'm Canadian.
#69 - abcdxyz
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To be fair, it was Waco, not exactly the pride of Texas.
User avatar #328 to #69 - wisdomtooth
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I lived in Waco for 5 years and I completely agree
#108 to #69 - reginleif
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How many loonies has that place graced us with now? ^^
User avatar #121 to #108 - bgskamikaze
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who is that?

it looks like a younger stallone playing a young john rambo
User avatar #124 to #121 - reginleif
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David Koresh brah.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiri_Jewell#Accusations_of_child_abuse_and_statutory_rape

Long story short, he's some whackjob prophet who got whacked by the whack FBI.
User avatar #126 to #124 - bgskamikaze
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hmm interesting thank you
User avatar #47 - manofbeardliness
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People are going to completely ignore the part in the article where it says "select group of adults" and put Texas on blast for the next year.

Lucky for me I live in North Carolina where everyone is smar.... never mind.
User avatar #56 to #47 - douevensax
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I went to a camp with 2 of your people in our room. One was a hilarious redneck and the other was a soft spoken mature person. Listening to the rants of the redneck throughout the night, such as the size of his balls, brought tears of laughter to my eyes.
User avatar #49 to #47 - dermustang
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As a fellow North Carolinian, I can unfortunately confirm this. We get the best of both worlds; the dumb rednecks and the asshat Yankees.

We do have some pretty sweet weather though.
User avatar #50 to #49 - spacestag
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Yep, all the different types of weather in one week.
User avatar #52 to #50 - dermustang
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Not sure if you want to go with the overcoat or the light hoodie? Don't worry, no matter which one you pick it'll be the wrong choice in a few hours.
User avatar #74 to #52 - theexo
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I too feel you guy's pain, yesterday it was so cold. The i walk outside today in a sweatshirt and it feels like it's the beginning of fall.
User avatar #95 to #74 - xjvlezmerised
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i should of worn shorts today it was so damn warm
User avatar #344 to #95 - dermustang
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I went from watching my breath freeze last night to wearing a tank top and sweat pants today. It's like this one comedian said, "It's hot, it's cold, it's hot, it's cold, my balls can't take it anymore! Mother nature's in endless menopause and now we all gotta pay for it."
#54 to #49 - ncsutroll
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so many damn yankees now
User avatar #342 to #54 - dermustang
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People just assume I'm from Michigan or Vermont because I don't have an accent and half the people down here haven't lived here more than a few years. I guess this is what you get when you cross Carolina with North. Honestly though, I just don't get how we manage that perfect 50/50 ratio of local country boys to drop-in yankees.
#343 to #342 - ncsutroll
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its crazy. I only really get an accent when I'm talking to other people with country accents otherwise you'd never know
User avatar #346 to #343 - dermustang
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It's kind of an advantage because you can side with whatever group you need to and you'll blend right in. Yankees being a prick? Oh, I've lived here my entire life I'm an NC man. Rednecks pulling a Westboro? Hey man, that's not me. I don't even have an accent!

Not to mention I can get away with wearing paint-stained flannel and blue jeans during the week, and nice chinos and a pea coat during the weekend.
#350 to #346 - ncsutroll
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true its nice to be able to side wherever you need to.. that being said most people don't mess with me i fit the "corn fed country boy" mold quite well
User avatar #352 to #350 - dermustang
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Whatever works. I'm a skinny suburbanite so I'm a little more on the "foreign" side of things. I got some ghetto hoodrats down the street, some trailer trash over there, some good ole boys right here, and some friendly-ish Yanks right next door. Winston Salem is a hell of a place.
#353 to #352 - ncsutroll
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I'm in raleigh... my condolences for living in winston. I'll be there in february for the national fishing rod building convention though haha
User avatar #354 to #353 - dermustang
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I went to school with some people from Fuquay just outside of Raleigh, it sounds like a pretty nice place. Can't go anywhere without bumping into someone from Charlotte, and I lived in Greensboro for a year. Say what you want about Winston, you're probably right, but Greensboro went straight down the ******* in just the year I spent out there. Kinda funny since Winston's downtown got cleaned up a lot.

I never knew we had a fishing rod convention...
#360 to #354 - ncsutroll
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yep the biggest one around. winston is interesting in how some areas are really nice, some areas are hood as ****, and some are kinda in between. havent been there in at least 4-5 years so it could be nicer than i recall... greensboro is definitely going downhill very quickly
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Sounds about right. When you're in the Buena Vista/Arts District area it's all nice and historic, but then when you cross the train tracks and get into the other kind of downtown and "historic" district, it gets pretty nasty. And then there's the suburbs like Old Town and Bethania and Pfafftown, just lots of grass and spurts of mini-woods and ranch style houses. Not exactly nice houses but definitely not trashy. We're a pretty average city.
#366 to #365 - ncsutroll
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good to hear that its improved because it used to look mostly like west charlotte and wadesboro's lovechild
User avatar #369 to #366 - dermustang
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Haha yeah, just stay in the right parts of the main city and you'll be fine. Most of the big events happen on the line between the decent and sketchy parts of town, so visitors have an awful time getting around. Otherwise it's not a bad place to live. I hear Raleigh's pretty good all-around.
#370 to #369 - ncsutroll
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its not bad. north raleigh is yankees and yuppies, east raleigh is a combination of country and built up, south (where i am) is a combination of college apartments and hoods, and west raleigh just kinda merges in to cary so lots of yankees
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I knew a guy from Cary, it sounds like a nice Northern-style suburban sprawl. The kinda place you'd go to buy a house with a white picket fence and have two kids and a dog. Raleigh sounds like a decent place to be, a little bit of something for everyone.
#373 to #371 - ncsutroll
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yep a nice white picket fence and a couple kids and a dog dead in the road because nobody an drive worth a damn there haha

cary stands for the central area of relocated yankees
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Man all we have on my side of town are tweenage high schoolers and really old country folks, so people are always weaving between the lanes and doing half the speed limit or double it. If you're gonna share the road with anybody you've either got to be really lucky or really good to avoid getting wrecked out here.
#378 to #375 - ncsutroll
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sounds about right. got rear ended in august and the ladys excuse was that she "had to sneeze" and you cant keep your eyes open while your sneezing.. so that justified slamming in to me at 45mph when it had been stop and go traffic for 10 minutes in her eyes apparently
User avatar #381 to #378 - dermustang
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Looks like we hit the reply limit, but it was good talking to another NC survivor. Hope Winston doesn't scare you off when you're around for the convention.
#383 to #381 - ncsutroll
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haha sounds good bud shouldn't be too bad, 95% of the other people there will be 50-60 years old or more but that is the price I pay for my hobby
User avatar #379 to #378 - dermustang
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That's some bull, sorry that happened to ya. Bad drivers make me rage so damn hard. Did the insurance at least go through? I got hit by a 19 year old who was texting, speeding, and ran through a red light to hit me while I was pulling out of work. But because I was the one pulling out onto the main street, it was my fault. We both had cheap cars and the same insurance carrier so they were basically like "**** it, we'll pay for both of ya, raise both your fees but only by a little since it's both of you, and don't screw up again."
#380 to #379 - ncsutroll
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fortunately she had nationwide and they were on my side
#100 - honeyglazedbabiess **User deleted account**
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Im ashamed to live in Texas.   
   
 It's like americas abortion
Im ashamed to live in Texas.

It's like americas abortion
User avatar #277 to #100 - leafonthewind
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join the club
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User avatar #326 to #100 - cabbagemayhem
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Did you notice since the gun legislation which Texas showed the strongest hand against, a lot of content has been published and televised that debases Texas? What if we are experiencing the intentional injection of memes to influence our culture, globalize Texas, and control future politics, and your self-shame is exactly what they're shooting for?
#384 to #326 - anon id: c7ce43fd
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You've obviously got more than your fare share of irrational paranoia. Its far more likely the rest of the country/world is maturing/civilising ahead of Texas and therefore like to slag them off. Texas is like the kid at school who matures slowest and therefore gets laughed at.
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Don't be ridiculous. There's nothing irrational or paranoid about it, unless you're completely ignorant of psychological warfare and history. Don't be naive.

Anyway, you might feel evolved, with Texas being the slow kid, but the way I've seen it, is you are presumptuous followers not knowing what you follow, and Texas is independent and not so hasty to jump aboard the masturbation train. After all, it was those such enlightened states that forgot history and thought gun bans might be a good idea. So, go ahead and laugh amongst yourselves at a few radicals in your state of choice. How pretentious!
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#194 to #100 - DJFatcat
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If Texas is America's abortion, then East Texas is the abortion's abortion
If Texas is America's abortion, then East Texas is the abortion's abortion
User avatar #207 to #100 - MatthewsGauss
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it's 73 outside, at night, in december. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
User avatar #127 to #100 - lolmasterx
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That is literally the most accurate description of Texas I have ever heard.
User avatar #150 to #100 - ilovetexas
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**** you, man. ^
User avatar #161 to #100 - warwolfrider
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i was born in Texas Raised in Texas but i ant dieing in Texas All these ******* red neck hill billys are ruining it where the **** did they come from because i dont remember them being here when i was growing up
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Yes,I am moving out of this horrible ******* place as soon a I can.
#201 to #196 - WoIverine
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I don't know man, we do have one of the only economies in the country that's actually growing, would you rather live in North Dakota?
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No,i'd rather move to Canada.
User avatar #209 to #100 - trentypoo
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then get the **** out ******
#136 to #100 - dontknowmeatall
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(12/02/2013) [-]
I disagree.

It's more like Mexico's foetus that America took out of the belly because it looked cute on the x-ray but then when they saw their mistake it was too late to return it.
#175 - repugnantpug
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(12/03/2013) [-]
Come on guys, we all know the moon can't reflect sunlight. It's made of cheese!
#265 to #175 - anon id: fe3a6d38
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(12/03/2013) [-]
Cheese reflects light too, it's how you can see it.
#169 - thisguyionceknew
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(12/03/2013) [-]
So you really are going to hate on an entire state and subsequently their culture just because of their beliefs?

Christ you people are ignorant.
User avatar #171 to #169 - hueyfreeman
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(12/03/2013) [-]
Aren't they the retarded ones for not believing that the moon reflects the sun, though?
User avatar #183 to #171 - johnnycuntsticks
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(12/03/2013) [-]
That's not most of us. I can confirm, I'm Texas.
#186 to #171 - andrewolfzoom
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(12/03/2013) [-]
#247 to #171 - yoloswagnoscope
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(12/03/2013) [-]
Stereotyping 101
Stereotyping 101