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“For many years, the mafia has laundered money and made investments with the complicity of the church. But now the pope is dismantling the poles of economic power in the Vatican, and that is dangerous.”

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#202 - puzzyfoot (11/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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4 things all on FP! Love you all.
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User avatar #1 - rappwr (11/14/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Unfortunately, people tend to get shot when making peace and doing what's right while being on powerful position.

Long live new pope!
#10 - rockergamer (11/15/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I'm not really concerned about what's gonna get him killed, I'm more concerned that if he IS killed it'll just show that the world isn't ready for another peaceful being trying his damn hardest.

I'm not the most religious, but I know a man I'd like to shake hands with.
#16 - Jesusnipples (11/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This Pope is 						*******					 awesome. I wish to rub his scalp for good luck.
This Pope is ******* awesome. I wish to rub his scalp for good luck.
#21 - nonowgetout (11/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
But really, dang.
But really, dang.
#19 - ehzio (11/15/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I'm sure he'll be safe if he stays in the Pope-mobile.    
   
But seriously I hope the guy doesn't die, he's just doing what everyone else should be doing, and that is to be kind towards one another.   
   
I guess the world isn't ready for that type of action yet
I'm sure he'll be safe if he stays in the Pope-mobile.

But seriously I hope the guy doesn't die, he's just doing what everyone else should be doing, and that is to be kind towards one another.

I guess the world isn't ready for that type of action yet
#18 - komandantmirkoo (11/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
pope is going full pepsi
User avatar #27 - terrria **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I saw this yesterday, I SO want a Pope vs Mafia event. Mafia tries some **** on wednesdays when he's blessing **** , BOOM swiss guard come out of nowhere. Swiss guard consists of the medieval dressed casuals and ****** tactical ass personal army troops. Mafia summons roman gangsters. The pope would be expected to prioritize citizens as Mafia attempts to undermine the papal state's authority. Pope is rushed out, as are many citizens, but not all. Some are still left in a mafia occupied vatican. The vatican becomes a palace for the underboss in charge of said raid. He lives like a king and will not entertain any sort of reasonable discourse for the lives of the hostages. The pope is left with few options as he watches his nation suffer. Pope looks at burning Vatican, scarred statues, charred square, who knows whats goin on in St. Pete's Basilica, or the Sistine Chapel. **** can't be good, not for the people left there, not for the poor plebs caught in the crossfire. Pope must act. But this is the Pope, the infallible catholic leader, a super ******* respected and nice guy. And America exists, our evolutionary needs for freedom, moral high ground, and violence have never had a greater opportunity; but we cannot act not our jurisdiction yet. The pope's head is heavy with the options, he considers the special forces of various nations, freelance and conscripted papal assassins( shut up they exist!), finally he knows what he must do for the greater good. The only force capable of stopping this violence and saving countless lives must be a force unparalleled in the annals of history, a force powerful and precise to put an end to the mafia's occupation. The Pope must call on....The Expendables. ( or whatever the **** in the world seems appropriate to the task, such as but not limited to: the papally sanctified and resurrected spirit of bruce lee, the entire catholic population of brazil, the league of victoria secret professional assassins( these ******* exist too!!) and fin
User avatar #6 - beasert (11/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I think we put Bruce Wayne as head of the church.
#45 - oversoul (11/15/2013) [-]
this man has balls. he's showing to all of us how church should be
this man has balls. he's showing to all of us how church should be
User avatar #23 - theluppijackal (11/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The hairy cojones on this guy.
#70 - doctorprofessornv (11/15/2013) [+] (17 replies)
obligatory
#165 to #70 - diegotan (11/15/2013) [-]
Yes. Yes we do.
Yes. Yes we do.
#54 - crazyolitis (11/15/2013) [-]
Pope fighting mafia + not using the armoured popemobile = most badass pope of all time.   
   
Gif is the opposite of what I want to happen.
Pope fighting mafia + not using the armoured popemobile = most badass pope of all time.

Gif is the opposite of what I want to happen.
#81 - nonanonnon (11/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I appreciate this guy's work so far, but I hope he realizes that Jesus got crucified for his efforts.
User avatar #26 - infinitereaper (11/15/2013) [+] (8 replies)
The Mafia are still around?
User avatar #33 to #26 - thesinful (11/15/2013) [-]
***** you serious? The mafia, the yakuza, etc ain't going anywhere.
#69 - alecope (11/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I love this website, but holy **** some of you guys are idiots.
#58 - blitzzomsu (11/15/2013) [-]
The link wasn't working for me. Here's a link for anyone who needs it:
#56 - alecope (11/15/2013) [+] (51 replies)
He was accused... of kidnapping... in 1976.... those who were abducted... were gone for 9 months... do you understand that? He hasn't sold all of the gold and given it to the starving children. God you guys quit riding his wrinkly dick
#118 to #61 - durkadurka (11/15/2013) [-]
.blogspot   
   
lol
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lol
#52 - oosulley (11/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#24 - normanreedus (11/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
seeing as Sicilian mafia personnel are highly religious, i doubt they'd kill the pope, you know being a sin and all, and it's the pope
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