(untitled). . tlt Eu 3 'DMF. = its called Jews US the Nazis. Its . o', cups per team. The Nazis shape their 'It', cups into a . and the Jews set up their so oop
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tlt Eu 3 'DMF. =
its called Jews US the Nazis. Its . o', cups per team. The Nazis shape their 'It', cups into a . and the
Jews set up their so oops as the Star of David. The cups are '". to a smaller ******** and a smaller star
when 13 cups remain on either team. The Nazis start we game off with and each player on the Nazis
shoots. until they miss, but this is only allowed for the first trolley. me Jews have the ‘Anne Frank Cup,‘ and this
ability allows them to pick any one of their cups and hide it anywhere in the room. but it has to be .
obviously. The Jews can only do that once per game and can be used only during their turn. To equalize this slight
advantage, the Nazis also have another ability called 'Auschwitz' {or ‘Concentration Camp‘ if you don' t know what
that means}. " d this ability the Nazis can pick any player on the Jews team and they have to sit out of the game
until the other two players on the Jews team each make a cup. After that happens the rrd person on the Jews team
can play again. Also, throughout the game you are supposed to talk alot of **** and say as many racist things as
possible to make it more enjoyable.
My Jewish friends actually love this game haha.
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#68 - asdflower (11/15/2013) [-]
Q: Why was Hitler so bad at golf?
A: He always got stuck in the bunker.

Q: How did Hitlers wife die?
A: She took the wrong shower.

Q: Whats the difference between Adolf Hitler and Lance Armstrong?
A: At least Lance Armstrong can finish a race.

Christians always go on about the time Jesus fed five thousand people with five loaves and two fishes.

What about Hitler? He made six million Jews toast.

The saying goes " Hitler rebuilt Germany, block by block, from the ground up". Does this mean he was playing MeinKraft?
#71 to #68 - qxangelxp (11/15/2013) [-]
"...Lance Armstrong can finish a race."
"...Lance Armstrong can finish a race."
User avatar #55 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
As mentioned, not only does the star have 29 and the ******** have 34, but it would be waaaay easier to make shots on the star compared to the ******** . This game doesn't seem fair at all
#77 to #55 - UnforgivingOne (11/15/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter. Didn't you see the news?
We won! We won!
User avatar #59 to #55 - zaiopeperse (11/15/2013) [-]
The star has 30, one's just out of frame
User avatar #60 to #59 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
oh that makes sense. But still uneven haha
User avatar #65 to #60 - UnforgivingOne (11/15/2013) [-]
Dont forget the ann frank cup.
User avatar #69 to #65 - zaiopeperse (11/15/2013) [-]
Couldn't Auschwitz be used as a direct counter to that, though?
User avatar #70 to #69 - UnforgivingOne (11/15/2013) [-]
Only if we find the cup before they hide it.
User avatar #72 to #70 - zaiopeperse (11/15/2013) [-]
I just actually read what the auschwitz ability does and boy, did I fail
User avatar #74 to #72 - UnforgivingOne (11/15/2013) [-]
Lets just say this never happened. Ill forget if you forget.
User avatar #76 to #74 - zaiopeperse (11/15/2013) [-]
Deal
User avatar #61 to #60 - zaiopeperse (11/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, let's blame Canada
#67 to #61 - UnforgivingOne (11/15/2013) [-]
Already tried that. Opened up the gates of hell. Nearly destroyed the earth.
User avatar #62 to #61 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
Sounds like a plan.

Dammit Canadians I'm tired of your ****
User avatar #63 to #62 - zwittertwo (11/15/2013) [-]
We're sorry.
#64 to #63 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #56 to #55 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
inb4 "well the Nazis weren't fair"
#54 - stuwxd (11/15/2013) [-]
Actually quite funny to play, except for the 10 liters of hot beer after an hour
#52 - bloodyjackson (11/15/2013) [-]
There are 34 cups in that 						********					, not 30.   
   
Aspergers to the rescue.
There are 34 cups in that ******** , not 30.

Aspergers to the rescue.
User avatar #75 to #52 - jibbablabba (11/15/2013) [-]
i actually have aspergers...
#53 to #52 - anonymous (11/15/2013) [-]
i counted them too and the star only has 29 unless i counted wrong
User avatar #57 to #53 - crutos (11/15/2013) [-]
assuming the star is symmetrical

1 cup us out of view because of the text covering it.
#51 - vanfredrik (11/15/2013) [-]
Me and my friends played this game, then this one kid from school, Rickey Diggs was gonna be brave and 3v1 us, needless to say he got 						*********					 and started punching holes thorugh a dry wall. One guy even passed out half 						*****					 in the bath tub
Me and my friends played this game, then this one kid from school, Rickey Diggs was gonna be brave and 3v1 us, needless to say he got ********* and started punching holes thorugh a dry wall. One guy even passed out half ***** in the bath tub
User avatar #50 - sweetums (11/15/2013) [-]
******** is backwards
User avatar #45 - melwach (11/15/2013) [-]
And after that you play a couple of rounds of StuKa Stefan (or Looping Louie as the foreigners call it...)
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User avatar #39 - soulshineradio (11/15/2013) [-]
these jokes are getting out of mien-kamphfort zone
User avatar #37 - lostdagame (11/15/2013) [-]
It's okay guys I can make jew jokes

I own an oven
#34 - anonymous (11/15/2013) [-]
"my jewish friends love this game, so it's ok guise"

reddit never fails to make me puke in my mouth, just a little bit
#41 to #34 - UnknownDouchebag (11/15/2013) [-]
QQ more bahd.
QQ more bahd.
#29 - arcticassassin (11/15/2013) [-]
tfw Nazis win
tfw Nazis win
#27 - genericnickname (11/15/2013) [-]
Is it just a coincidence that the shape of the 						********					 seems to put the Nazi-side at an advantage?
Is it just a coincidence that the shape of the ******** seems to put the Nazi-side at an advantage?
User avatar #42 to #27 - UnknownDouchebag (11/15/2013) [-]
The Anne Frank cup is a retarded advantage if used right.
User avatar #36 to #27 - iwaspromisedcake (11/15/2013) [-]
The Jews cups are closer together. They're essentially already in a tight rack that's easier to shoot
#26 - onyxleigion (11/15/2013) [-]
******** has 34 cups
User avatar #25 - captainfuckitall (11/15/2013) [-]
I'm sure his Nazi friends enjoy it too.
User avatar #24 - ImsoObvious (11/15/2013) [-]
I have one question about the anne frank rule. when the jews move the cup, are they putting it in a difficult spot or actually hiding it? and where would you shoot from in order to make the cup?
User avatar #43 to #24 - UnknownDouchebag (11/15/2013) [-]
Same spot as you regularly shoot. They don't get to hide it, it has to be "hittable" from your standing. I've had people put in on a shelf in the opposite corner of the room.
User avatar #23 - mkchillin (11/15/2013) [-]
how the **** could the Nazi's ever hope to win if a Jew moves a cup off the table? You really think intoxicated dudes are gonna be able to fine-tune a shot across the damn room to the cup on some shelf or **** ?
User avatar #44 to #23 - UnknownDouchebag (11/15/2013) [-]
THANK YOU! I've won once as the Jews though, it was in a vase on the on the other side of the room and I got stupid lucky lol
User avatar #22 - strikingeight (11/15/2013) [-]
What is the best hotel in the world? Auschwitz, 1,000,000 stars.
#47 to #22 - anonymous (11/15/2013) [-]
That is really insensitive man, real people died and were tutored in those camps.
User avatar #78 to #47 - strikingeight (11/15/2013) [-]
What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.
#73 to #47 - geese ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
yea, those nazis really forced the jews to concentrate on their homework.
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User avatar #19 - bossmaster (11/15/2013) [-]
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