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#98 - sgntsh (10/29/2013) [-]
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Here, for those who don't know and so people will stop spreading false information, this is the piston.

#12 - adu ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
The actual Steam powered box.
#32 - anonymous (10/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #25 - redflame (10/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Where's USB 3.0 port?
User avatar #27 to #25 - mckinkymcormic ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
..its the blue ones...
#3 - pentol (10/28/2013) [+] (15 replies)
do you remember the PS3?
how many USB ports did it claim to have?
pro-tip: it wasn't 2 in the front, none in the back...
and appart from the steamboxes comming with steamOS installed which is free and open source anyways, there is nothing special about them, more likely, you will be paying for it to be small, possibly also "brand tax".
then there is the issue of video output... i for one still have my VGA cabled monitors,.
seems the steambox is one port short, even if i got converters.

SteamOS and the steamtroller seem interesting.
the hardware, i need some convincing.
User avatar #4 to #3 - JariWeis (10/28/2013) [-]
It's the same **** they put into PC's/Laptops.
User avatar #41 - yeahbb (10/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That's a Piston and has nothing to do with Valve.
User avatar #37 - Snowplows (10/29/2013) [-]
Valve had nothing to do with producing the Piston (the thing in the picture). They even advised people to stay away from it because they can't promise steam support on it with their own console coming out.
User avatar #39 - betars (10/29/2013) [+] (6 replies)
If this **** was made by Microsoft no one would be defending it.
#88 - fauxnix (10/29/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Can someone not hate me when I ask what exactly this is/does?
User avatar #89 to #88 - CatHatMan ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
it's slightly better than a some gaming laptops but without a screen or keyboard and a hefty price tag.
#49 - tastyhams (10/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #81 - hasanaat (10/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>GTX 660

Yeah **** off.
User avatar #75 - colegaleener (10/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why doesn't steam just make like, a portable ****** graphics card thingy? Us laptop and all-in-one gamers want our sweet ass PC games
#80 to #75 - anonymous (10/29/2013) [-]
>Gaming PC

Pick one.
User avatar #67 - Fgner (10/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That's the Piston. They're not affiliated with Valve/Steam in any way. It's incredibly overpriced PC - they run for over $1k with around $500 worth of hardware in them. It's worse than alienware.
User avatar #21 - bleachedpheather ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
why didnt they make it looks like a companion cube?
User avatar #17 - noblexfenrir (10/28/2013) [+] (21 replies)
The ******* heat that thing has to produce would be ridiculous. Cool it's ridiculous compact, but I'm not seeing how it wouldn't basically overheat once fps hits 15 with the hardware people are talking about it having.
User avatar #18 to #17 - instakill (10/28/2013) [-]
that's the thing, if you don't like the hardware inside it you can upgrade it, it uses modular laptop parts (end result I mean) and say you wanted to upgrade the ram, you can, put a new graphics card in, you can, change the OS, you can, stick your dick into the fan, go right ahead, valve is making it so that you can upgrade and mod it to what you want to be, once its yours, its yours.
User avatar #82 - chuckbillrow ONLINE (10/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
the piston is not affiliated with valve, there was a rumor like a year ago that it was going to be an official steam box but valve denied it
User avatar #87 to #85 - sunice ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
Thats not even close to what the guy was saying
User avatar #83 - itrinx (10/29/2013) [-]
It'll be released for 1000$. 900 on pre-order. A bit expensive.
#6 - anonymous (10/28/2013) [-]
thats probably the most retardedthing ive ever seen. everysingle one of those ports will take up space on the inside leaving no space for actual hardware you need
User avatar #2 - mhden (10/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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