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#20 - humorouswaste (10/29/2013) [-]
i used to spend my time looking at the globe
so when my teacher asked us to name some countries
i said niger

there was a blak guy in our class
User avatar #24 to #20 - usadbro (10/29/2013) [-]
If you pronounced it niger, what's the problem?
User avatar #26 to #24 - mitchr (10/29/2013) [-]
If he was a kid, he probably pronounced it phonetically.
User avatar #34 - nativninja (10/29/2013) [-]
I thought ****** was a formal way to say black person and we were studying Zimbabwe. it was one of those alphabet books. the teacher said N and asked the class what it could stand for. my hand flew through the air like a buttet. the teacher was pleased.
"yes, Zach?"
"N?"
"yes!"
"N is for ****** !"
A look of disgust spread across the teachers face.
"pardon me?!"
"N is for ****** "
this story ends with me being sent home cause I was uninformed. **** my brother, and his rap music.
User avatar #39 to #34 - Dwarf (10/29/2013) [-]
You don't need the comma after "brother".
User avatar #40 to #39 - nativninja (10/29/2013) [-]
thank you, as I have been struggling with this.
#41 to #40 - Dwarf (10/29/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #4092738 at Friendly ** You're welcome. If the part after and can't stand alone as a sentence, it doesn't need a comma. Funny story, though.
#31 to #19 - thewasteland ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
"The" what? Spill it man!
#3 - marlton (10/28/2013) [-]
This Russia operation has blown wide open. I'm joining Task Force 141 flying out tonight.
User avatar #11 - leafonthewind ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
what happened after he rose his hand
User avatar #13 to #11 - harrisonfordor (10/29/2013) [-]
I think he joke was implied.
#16 to #13 - acidreign (10/29/2013) [-]
No the joke was that he swore in class.
#30 to #16 - crycamellia (10/29/2013) [-]
it sorta fits.....just like this gif
it sorta fits.....just like this gif
User avatar #23 to #16 - harrisonfordor (10/29/2013) [-]
No you ******* retar... wait... you cheeky cunt, almost had me try to explain that. It's been a long day.
User avatar #44 to #23 - leafonthewind ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
le ruse man face
User avatar #43 to #13 - leafonthewind ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
that's the joke I am making
User avatar #18 to #11 - scoobi (10/29/2013) [-]
He quickly covered his asian eyes so his teacher wouldn't look at him and say "Can you speak Chinese? Japanese? What Asia are you from?"
User avatar #33 to #18 - covered (10/29/2013) [-]
heh
#6 - padawonjohn (10/28/2013) [-]
straight from Facebook.

super
User avatar #14 to #6 - harrisonfordor (10/29/2013) [-]
Where do you think Facebook got it from? or the site before that? and before that? It's funny content, shut the **** up. No one bitches at kids for telling a that they heard from someone else earlier.
User avatar #17 to #14 - padawonjohn (10/29/2013) [-]
yeah because this is the funniest thing ever.

so much thought was put into it

wow

so thought
User avatar #22 to #17 - harrisonfordor (10/29/2013) [-]
Right, saying something is among funny content in general clearly means that the content itself is ******* hilarious, your assumptions child, GENIUS.

wow

such fail

can't doge

such retard.
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#21 to #4 - astayal (10/29/2013) [-]
Ok, Clearly you ********* are too stupid to understand that the original expression pardon my french is like that because 'pardon' if originally french. Hence OP's Excuse my french not actually being the correct expression. Have your teensy american IQ's got that yet?
User avatar #29 to #21 - wallbuilder ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
Knowledge ain't intelligence. And you borked your joke so it didn't seem like one.
User avatar #28 to #21 - Ruspanic ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
Someone's a teensy bit butthurt...
User avatar #35 to #21 - arstya (10/29/2013) [-]
It's obvious it was a joke. We didn't like it. Stop.
User avatar #5 to #4 - helenwheels (10/28/2013) [-]
" **** YOU! For not saying it the exact way I say it faggot!"
#7 to #5 - astayal (10/29/2013) [-]
Was a joke, hence the "pardon my french" bit at the end.

What's stuck up your arse?
#10 to #7 - John Cena (10/29/2013) [-]
the french
User avatar #8 to #7 - helenwheels (10/29/2013) [-]
I don't know, ask seven other people.
jokes should be funny
#9 to #8 - astayal (10/29/2013) [-]
" **** YOU! For your sense of humor not being the same as mine faggot!"
User avatar #15 to #9 - Encarna (10/29/2013) [-]
There is a difference between making a joke and being a cunt. You were being a cunt.
#32 to #9 - furiousmarshmellow (10/29/2013) [-]
If that was a joke, that was a God awful one.
User avatar #12 to #9 - helenwheels (10/29/2013) [-]
*As anyone
#42 - valiantaura (10/29/2013) [-]
Speaking French eh?
#37 - chaosbreaker (10/29/2013) [-]
Pardon my French, but you're an asshole.
User avatar #36 - TodayIAmMe (10/29/2013) [-]
"phoque" ( **** ) = "seal" in french
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