(untitled). . Ital Talk to strangers! You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol You: Hi, this is Dan. Stranger: hi Stranger: this is kelly and she is g
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Ital Talk to strangers!
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
You: Hi, this is Dan.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: this is kelly and she is germ
Stranger: *horny
You: cool.
You: Wanna cyber'?
Stranger: cant, on a train, only role play-.
You: lets do it
You: What roles?
You: Can it be train related'?
Stranger: sure
You: I' m the conductor.
Stranger: what if staying in a little room and you
come by to check the tickets
You: i like that. What are you wearing?
Stranger: tank top and shorts (thong btw) you?
You: The conductor is wearing blue jeans (just tight
enough to show off a little) and a white tshirt the the
logo on it.
Stranger: you come up and tap on the window. "yes,
conductor?" i look up and you and bat my eyelashes
You: ''I need to check you... for of course" I
say with a wink
Stranger: "okay, come in and ill look for it" we go in and
i bend overdo look in my purse and my tank top reveals
some pretty huge cleavage
You: "Are you sure it' s not in your back pocket?" I say
as I grab your ass.
Stranger: ''well, why dont you check for me" i say and
reach around you to grab my wallet to check
You: I slide my hand into the pocket. "No, it' s not there.
Any other places you think it could be?" I say with a
smile
Stranger: ''well, i sometimes put something in my bra,
would you mind checking there?" i say with a wink and
i sit on the bed
You: "Well, if you insist...." I say as I slowly take off you
shirt and start passionately kissing you. My hand goes
under your bra.
Stranger: my hands are at your waist and i take shirt
off "well" i murmur "it wasnt under your shirt, maybe i
should check your pants" i kiss u harder
You: "Oh, it doesn' t seem to be there... it doesn' t look
like you have a ticket? Do you know what the penalty is
forthat?" I say unzipping my pants...
Stranger: "i dont know, but i hope of involves
spanking" i take your pants off and wrap my legs tight
around your waist
You: "Well... if you really want to know, I' ll tell you" I lean
in and kiss your neck. I put my mouth right next to your
ear and say:
You: "YOU GET THR( DWN EFF THE MUTHA ******
TRAIN.."
Stranger: what happens now...
You: YOU GET THRAWN EFF THE ***********
TRAIN..
You: THE END.
You: BYE BYE MEGA,
You have disconnected.
WE LOVE U LONG THE 2 DAMN
...
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#1 - dashgamer (10/25/2013) [-]
You gave me a boner and then you gave me a laugh. Congratulations, OP.
User avatar #7 - musclezglassez (10/26/2013) [-]
i did very much enjoy the end, OP
User avatar #5 - hurricanesam (10/26/2013) [-]
But my boner...
#4 - braveblue (10/26/2013) [-]
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