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#38 to #33 - jjoorriissjjuuhh (10/12/2013) [-]
I've got 3 terabytes of 60's pre-ambient
800 gigs of live recordings of this local band called the fuckerfucks. They played only 2 shows before breaking up but I had 11 redundant recording rigs all recording flac which I then layered over one another for 25,000 kbps bitrate.

8 terabytes of the beatles. No not THOSE beatles, the new beatles. They haven't recorded an album yet and technically they're not really a band yet but they're indie-gospel-post-funk-punk style is going to be huge when you guys hear their stuff in about 5 years.

4 petabytes of the Ethiopian Free Jazz wave that occurred in 1973 in a town called Wenji Gefersi.

18 terabytes of sound check recordings from the mid 90's band LFO. They only scored a hit with "I like girls (who wear abercrombie and fitch)" but they were way ahead of their time.

That's just my C: drive. I have 41 drives.
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User avatar #39 to #38 - MrKittyKat (10/12/2013) [-]
How the fuck did you get your hands on one of these drives? I mean a Petabyte drive? TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
User avatar #41 to #39 - jjoorriissjjuuhh (10/12/2013) [-]
Autism is a gift in my case, I have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius thanks to my autism. I've been going through school all my life being bored out of my fucking brains getting at least 95% on all my tests (and all the incorrect answers were silly mistakes) because I'm just too fucking smart for school I can't wait for everyone else to learn something I already knew within the first day or too of being taught it. Every year I scored the best of my year on these stupid multiple choice tests we do and the headmaster came to my class to tell me that, which obviously resulted in being called a 'nerd' which is true but I shouldn't be ridiculed for it.

I recently became home educated so I could learn at my own pace and I'm getting my GCSEs done in 1/4 of the time everyone else has to do it in, I'm also doing more than double the average amount of GCSEs that usually would be done.

I used to get paid $30 an hour working online, which is more than the teaching assistants at my old school earned, it was so fun pointing that out to them.

aaaaaand thats how I could buy a Petabyte drive.
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User avatar #42 to #41 - MrKittyKat (10/12/2013) [-]
._. $30 online an hour? Are you sure you're not another bullshit scammer? Are you 100000% legit
#43 to #42 - jjoorriissjjuuhh (10/12/2013) [-]
Legit as a rock!

Email me at:
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User avatar #44 to #43 - MrKittyKat (10/12/2013) [-]
.-. Seriously dude i want a petabyte harddrive. Hook a friend up
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User avatar #37 to #33 - niggernazi (10/12/2013) [-]
''we are going in dry''
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