(untitled). .. I find that fapping right before going to sleep tires me out instead of waiting like an hour before I finally drift off. I also cannot remember the last time I
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#1 - cazabrow (08/10/2014) [-]
I find that fapping right before going to sleep tires me out instead of waiting like an hour before I finally drift off.   
   
I also cannot remember the last time I went to sleep without fapping prior.
I find that fapping right before going to sleep tires me out instead of waiting like an hour before I finally drift off.

I also cannot remember the last time I went to sleep without fapping prior.
User avatar #6 to #1 - captnnorway (08/10/2014) [-]
I'm usually too tired to bother, but then I lay awake for an hour or two before finally falling asleep
User avatar #24 to #1 - lmOldGreg (08/10/2014) [-]
It's like a sledgehammer over the head!
User avatar #26 to #1 - oikake (08/10/2014) [-]
I can't do it, I fap and then want to cuddle my hand afterwards and talk, but then it ignores me, and i cry whilst it goes to sleep facing away from me.....

i really should stop taking my mums contraceptive pills.....
User avatar #59 to #1 - digitalfruit (08/11/2014) [-]
Fapping doesn't make me go to sleep easier but I always do it before sleep just because
#60 to #1 - John Cena (08/11/2014) [-]
This actually has become a real problem for me. I used to masturbate a lot, and the only time I ever did it was before I went to bed (I guess it was the most convenient time for me to do it). I have recently been trying to cut back to maybe once a week or less but now I can't fall asleep, like even after 3 hours of just lying there. So it is either suffer insomnia or masturbate.
User avatar #2 to #1 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
I managed it Thursday night.
User avatar #80 to #1 - xxidontbelievexx (08/11/2014) [-]
Same here, but doesn't anyone else sometimes feel the exact opposite? Like, sometimes when I reach the orgasm chasm I feel completely rejuvenated; like a man. Not tired in the slightest. Then I just give up and stare at the ceiling.
#121 to #1 - John Cena (08/11/2014) [-]
He's coming "just-in Time".. aha
#126 to #1 - John Cena (08/11/2014) [-]
i can never see that show the same way again
#10 to #1 - admiralaverage (08/10/2014) [-]
It makes me tired, but cleaning up after wakes me up again.
User avatar #18 to #10 - leadstriker (08/10/2014) [-]
that's why you prepare before hand
#19 to #18 - admiralaverage (08/10/2014) [-]
yeah but its more of an "ooh i've a got a boner" situation most of the time
#69 to #1 - neosonic (08/11/2014) [-]
I thought I was the only one who did this, good to know I'm not the only one who does this.
I thought I was the only one who did this, good to know I'm not the only one who does this.
User avatar #33 to #1 - EnemySpy ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
So have you, like, never slept at another person's house before? Or does that just not stop you?
User avatar #35 to #33 - cazabrow (08/11/2014) [-]
Nah they usually help out.
User avatar #5 to #1 - shumdek (08/10/2014) [-]
Fapping really doesn't make me tired. I have no idea why, but it has little to no effect on me. if anything it wakes me up instead
User avatar #11 to #5 - shenro (08/10/2014) [-]
how often do you fap tho? cuz if i fap like ever 3 days or something then i dont get tired, but if i fap daily then the moment the jizz leaves my body, my energy level just plumets to the ground and i dont even feel like moving.
User avatar #12 to #11 - shumdek (08/10/2014) [-]
Pretty much daily, but it has never had much effect on me at all.
#122 to #5 - splitalterego (08/11/2014) [-]
I often take advantage of morning wood to wake myself up.
User avatar #8 to #5 - slimeywaffles (08/10/2014) [-]
I feel the same way. I think it worked when I was like 10 but not anymore.
User avatar #38 to #5 - rheago (08/11/2014) [-]
Yeah same, it just wakes me up more
#25 to #1 - Digitalphear ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Same. I'm unable to go to bed unless I molest myself first.
Same. I'm unable to go to bed unless I molest myself first.
User avatar #16 - spearpwi (08/10/2014) [-]
I've done this quite a few times, mostly in that order. It's like a cheat code for sleep. Instead of pressing "up up down down left right left right B A", you have to move your leg in and out out of the duvet, eat a three course meal, dry hump your bed and then whack off.
Don't do it the wrong way around or you might accidentally spawn a helicopter in your bedroom. That **** won't noclip in real life, you'll be squished.
#31 - pussypunchpiss (08/11/2014) [-]
this is what happen when we DO fall asleep
this is what happen when we DO fall asleep
User avatar #61 to #31 - jfbyers (08/11/2014) [-]
is there any meaning to this gif?

also sauce?
User avatar #156 to #61 - pussypunchpiss (08/12/2014) [-]
no meaning, only cheese
#66 to #61 - John Cena (08/11/2014) [-]
by the looks of it, i do believe thats 'murican cheese couldn't find the sauce
#21 - miknab (08/10/2014) [-]
150% accurate.
#45 - kaycie (08/11/2014) [-]
so, we're not so different after all
so, we're not so different after all
User avatar #54 to #45 - zenith (08/11/2014) [-]
I found that out after spending the night at my then girlfriend's house.

Its quite surprising at first, isn't it?
User avatar #55 to #54 - kaycie (08/11/2014) [-]
surprising for who?
User avatar #56 to #55 - zenith (08/11/2014) [-]
For anyone.
User avatar #57 to #56 - kaycie (08/11/2014) [-]
for the guy or girl I mean lol
it wouldn't be surprising to me because I'm a girl
User avatar #58 to #57 - zenith (08/11/2014) [-]
I think you've already made that somewhat obvious.

What I mean is how its surprising that the opposite sex isn't much different at first.
User avatar #62 to #58 - kaycie (08/11/2014) [-]
uh..
I guess I just didn't understand your wording then..
>I found out
>its quite surprising at first

I thought you meant finding out about it...
User avatar #63 to #62 - zenith (08/11/2014) [-]
My bad.
User avatar #78 to #45 - privatepumpanickel (08/11/2014) [-]
Really?
Let's see...
> struggling to fall asleep (usually down to restless legs): check
> begin to snack: like a ************
> find out we're horny: usually something has to trigger it, sometimes from this site itself. (off to **** .jpeg)
> masturbate which leads to falling asleep: I think we all know girls do it less. I mean at most I do it like 3 times a week. Guys spend like 90 percent of their waking life fapping.. also , i've found myself developing a strange habit, where most nights I have a wet dream, but wake up just as I reach climax and find myself furiously rubbing sub-conciously as I wake up. It's been really embarrasing when people have stopped over, it's like an impulse, I don't even choose to do it. Have you ever experienced anything like that? Waking up orgasming?
User avatar #127 to #78 - luqmanr (08/11/2014) [-]
that's hot

Also, I'm a guy, and I used to wake up holding my dick and fap subconciously. Try changing your sleep habit, might do the trick.
User avatar #128 to #127 - privatepumpanickel (08/11/2014) [-]
It's not like it's an inconvenience...other than when people are around when I sleep
User avatar #131 to #128 - luqmanr (08/11/2014) [-]
Well, you might want to consider losing that habit, since I think having more control over your body is a plus in my book. But hey, just a suggestion
User avatar #153 to #131 - privatepumpanickel (08/11/2014) [-]
I really think it's more to do with not masturbating.

Not to be rude but it's true. I mean I did twist the truth a little...years ago I used to do it 3 times a week, but as of the past year or so, I became sexually active. Now it's been months, and i've been suffering from depression, it's like I just couldnt be bothered conciously choosing to do it. But my body is obviously telling me I need that release. I don't mind it as it feels nice. obviously
User avatar #154 to #153 - luqmanr (08/11/2014) [-]
Do you mind if I ask why are you depressed? If you need an internet friend, you can count on me.
User avatar #79 to #78 - kaycie (08/11/2014) [-]
cant say that I have
#83 to #79 - privatepumpanickel (08/11/2014) [-]
I must find other females that do this otherwise I feel like a sex fiend
I must find other females that do this otherwise I feel like a sex fiend
User avatar #155 to #83 - kaycie (08/11/2014) [-]
It's because I masturbate enough while I'm awake lol
User avatar #48 to #45 - thathorse (08/11/2014) [-]
I was not aware you women humped your pillows before jacking of to porn
#49 to #48 - kaycie (08/11/2014) [-]
dat pillow
dat pillow
User avatar #50 to #49 - thathorse (08/11/2014) [-]
Yes but you have to be careful, some like to sleep around with others
#52 to #48 - kyletesa (08/11/2014) [-]
Just can't help it when you're pushin' for a cushion
User avatar #4 - ghaghagha (08/10/2014) [-]
as a man i can see that this is 100% true
User avatar #20 to #4 - thefrozen (08/10/2014) [-]
I am a female, whenever I cant sleep slicking (or female fappin) really tires me out and I can sleep 100% true for everybody
#133 - kinaran (08/11/2014) [-]
**kinaran rolled image** what I need to fall asleep
#147 to #133 - John Cena (08/11/2014) [-]
source ?
User avatar #149 to #147 - seras ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
The body belongs to an artwork of Zelda from Skyward Sword, the cutest Zelda to date.
#150 to #149 - John Cena (08/11/2014) [-]
I know that, i want the source of the artwork. For science ....
User avatar #151 to #150 - seras ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #90 - dabronydude (08/11/2014) [-]
******* perfect,
every single night.
#70 - grindpantara (08/11/2014) [-]
eating in bed, come on
#53 - fortherockandrolls (08/11/2014) [-]
**fortherockandrolls rolled image**
#135 to #53 - thelastelephant ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
That waist with those shoulders?

She's pretty, but that has to be shopped.
User avatar #139 to #135 - atma ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
Corsets can do freaky things, man
Hopefully she isn't forcing it, because that can do messed up things to you internally, but unfortunately it looks like that's the case
#46 - technobanana ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
Holy 			****		 this is accurate.   
   
Especially the fapping
Holy **** this is accurate.

Especially the fapping
#39 - thechosentroll (08/11/2014) [-]
I don't fall asleep. I do **** until my brain starts shutting down, get in bed and pass out.
User avatar #117 to #39 - ltbuttstrong ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
I feel ya bro
#81 to #39 - privatepumpanickel (08/11/2014) [-]
its 20 to 5 in the morning here. Still sat in the living room.
User avatar #13 - malinko ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
I am a man. And I can confirm this.

seriously, do you know how much I spend in donuts a month?
#129 to #13 - luqmanr (08/11/2014) [-]
Donuts...
Donuts...
#114 - John Cena (08/11/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #75 - penileburglar (08/11/2014) [-]
I actually find that I only crave the midnight snack *IF* I masturbate.

I have no idea why. As long as I don't fap before bed, I can go without the midnight snack. If I do fap, I absolutely need it to get to sleep.
#134 to #75 - John Cena (08/11/2014) [-]
Because your body needs to recover the nutrients it just lost
User avatar #136 to #134 - penileburglar (08/11/2014) [-]
You are not consuming the correct kinds of midnight snacks if there is ANY nutritional value to them.
#28 - John Cena (08/11/2014) [-]
I just lie down and go to sleep.
#130 - lazaman (08/11/2014) [-]
Thats not how I fall asleep.
I just ******* lay down, stick my feet out of the bottom of the blanket, use my feet to take my socks off, and pass out.
#137 to #130 - atma ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
Lucky   
My nightly routine is pretty much exactly what's pictured above
Lucky
My nightly routine is pretty much exactly what's pictured above
#125 - brendantheferret (08/11/2014) [-]
I can lay down pretty much anywhere in any situation and be asleep in 5-10 minutes
I can lay down pretty much anywhere in any situation and be asleep in 5-10 minutes
User avatar #84 - yorker (08/11/2014) [-]
I can confirm that women are not like this
I always feel tired, then I tell my girlfriend I want to sleep.
She actually falls asleep and I spend the next 1-2 hours trying to.
Then she wakes up and asks how I slept.
User avatar #87 to #84 - nudybooty (08/11/2014) [-]
Then she steals the blankets, shoves you in a corner on the bed, puts her ice cold feet on your legs and her hand on your face.
User avatar #92 to #87 - yorker (08/11/2014) [-]
We live in california, so we usually just don't use sheets, but she does push me off of her bed in her sleep sometimes by scooting her butt while she's sleeping and we're spooning, so I sometimes need to lift her up and move her a little.
User avatar #93 to #92 - nudybooty (08/11/2014) [-]
The best part is when you get a mouth full of hair. That's love right there.
User avatar #100 to #93 - yorker (08/11/2014) [-]
I think that there are so many things that only people in loving relationships know the feeling of, and that's one of em.

or when you have to piss later and you find a strand of her hair in your undergarments left over from yesterday's fellatio
User avatar #103 to #100 - nudybooty (08/11/2014) [-]
I wouldn't know this because I'm the one who does the blanket stealing, bed hogging and making others smell my hair at night evil laugher

Don't you judge me for saying this and I am not the only one who has had this happen, when you get a long piece of hair in your undies and when you pull it out you can feel it on your butt [spoiler] don't you judge me [/spoiler]
User avatar #107 to #103 - yorker (08/11/2014) [-]
does he sometimes let go of your hair while you're giving head then you get a mouthful of your own hair?
User avatar #109 to #107 - nudybooty (08/11/2014) [-]
No, but I do inhale my hair by mistake from time to time
User avatar #110 to #109 - yorker (08/11/2014) [-]
I've inhaled my girlfriend's hair while making out if she's laying on top of me
User avatar #113 to #110 - nudybooty (08/11/2014) [-]
I wear a lot of head bands and pony tails because I have quite long hair but I've had that happen as well. It's not pleasant.
User avatar #105 to #103 - nudybooty (08/11/2014) [-]
I thought I could put a spoiler in a spoiler....
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