(untitled). .. I find that fapping right before going to sleep tires me out instead of waiting like an hour before I finally drift off. I also cannot remember the last time I
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#1 - cazabrow (08/10/2014) [+] (22 replies)
I find that fapping right before going to sleep tires me out instead of waiting like an hour before I finally drift off.   
   
I also cannot remember the last time I went to sleep without fapping prior.
I find that fapping right before going to sleep tires me out instead of waiting like an hour before I finally drift off.

I also cannot remember the last time I went to sleep without fapping prior.
User avatar #7 - lanfear (08/10/2014) [+] (13 replies)
How Guys Fall Asleep
#9 to #7 - subsitutexplain (08/10/2014) [-]
That was **** .
How is she famous?
User avatar #16 - spearpwi (08/10/2014) [-]
I've done this quite a few times, mostly in that order. It's like a cheat code for sleep. Instead of pressing "up up down down left right left right B A", you have to move your leg in and out out of the duvet, eat a three course meal, dry hump your bed and then whack off.
Don't do it the wrong way around or you might accidentally spawn a helicopter in your bedroom. That **** won't noclip in real life, you'll be squished.
#31 - pussypunchpiss ONLINE (08/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
this is what happen when we DO fall asleep
this is what happen when we DO fall asleep
#21 - miknab ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
150% accurate.
#45 - kaycie (08/11/2014) [+] (20 replies)
so, we're not so different after all
so, we're not so different after all
User avatar #4 - ghaghagha (08/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
as a man i can see that this is 100% true
#133 - kinaran (08/11/2014) [+] (4 replies)
**kinaran rolled image** what I need to fall asleep
User avatar #90 - dabronydude (08/11/2014) [-]
******* perfect,
every single night.
User avatar #84 - yorker (08/11/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I can confirm that women are not like this
I always feel tired, then I tell my girlfriend I want to sleep.
She actually falls asleep and I spend the next 1-2 hours trying to.
Then she wakes up and asks how I slept.
User avatar #87 to #84 - nudybooty (08/11/2014) [-]
Then she steals the blankets, shoves you in a corner on the bed, puts her ice cold feet on your legs and her hand on your face.
#71 - RipperMan ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
#70 - grindpantara ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
eating in bed, come on
#53 - fortherockandrolls (08/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**fortherockandrolls rolled image**
#46 - technobanana (08/11/2014) [-]
Holy 			****		 this is accurate.   
   
Especially the fapping
Holy **** this is accurate.

Especially the fapping
#39 - thechosentroll (08/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I don't fall asleep. I do **** until my brain starts shutting down, get in bed and pass out.
User avatar #13 - malinko (08/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I am a man. And I can confirm this.

seriously, do you know how much I spend in donuts a month?
User avatar #75 - penileburglar (08/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I actually find that I only crave the midnight snack *IF* I masturbate.

I have no idea why. As long as I don't fap before bed, I can go without the midnight snack. If I do fap, I absolutely need it to get to sleep.
#130 - lazaman (08/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Thats not how I fall asleep.
I just ******* lay down, stick my feet out of the bottom of the blanket, use my feet to take my socks off, and pass out.
#125 - brendantheferret (08/11/2014) [-]
I can lay down pretty much anywhere in any situation and be asleep in 5-10 minutes
I can lay down pretty much anywhere in any situation and be asleep in 5-10 minutes
User avatar #22 - arsonistchapel ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Very accurate, I have a box of donuts on the side of my bed as well.
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