(untitled). .. God damn it I hate passwords. It would be fine if they could be simple, or just something I'd remember, but NO, it has to be fort knox everytime, and it has to  Size actually ma
x
Click to expand

(untitled)

  • Recommend tagsx
+694
Views: 28477
Favorited: 57
Submitted: 05/02/2014
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to ducktalez submit to reddit

Comments(137):

[ 137 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#13 - pokimone (05/03/2014) [+] (9 replies)
God damn it I hate passwords.  It would be fine if they could be simple, or just something I'd remember, but NO, it has to be 			*******		 fort knox everytime, and it has to be different on 5 different sites, I can't tell you the amount of times this 			****		 has happened.  I'll choose something like "apple" as my password, and this is what follows.  "apple"   
>"Password cannot have the username within it."   
>Oh, makes sense, so in that case, "grapes"   
>"Password must have a capital"   
>Seems reasonable.  "Grapes"   
>"The capital cannot be the first letter of the password"     
>Okay then, "gRapes"   
>"Password must have at least one capital letter, and 3 numbers."   
>Easy enough "gRapes123"   
>"Numbers cannot be in sequential order"   
>This is starting to get silly "gRapes125"   
>"Numbers must have at least one letter between each"   
>God damn it no. "gR1ap2es5"   
>Password must be between 10-20 characters   
>-sigh- "gR1ap2es5			******		"   
>There must be at least one capital for every 5 lowercase letters within your password.   
>			*******		... "gR1ap2es5			******		"   
>Password valid, please re-enter for verification   
>"gRa1p2es5			******		"   
>"Passwords do not match, please re-enter for verification."   
>What do you mean they don't match?!  What did I do wrong?  Can you at least tell me?  "gR1ap2es5			******		"   
>Password Valid, please enter the letters seen below to prove you're human *insert photofrom 1890 of sanskrit writing put through a paper shredder"   
>Get it wrong 6 times before finally guessing right.   
>Please answer these security question for when you forgot your password so we can help recover it.  "what was your dinner on august 6th 1997"  "what was your favorite childhood metaphysical law of the universe" "which teacher touched your nono in elementary school"   
At this point you get what I'm saying, I hate sites that don't let you just use whatever password you want.  If someone figures out my password and gets into my account, thats my own fault, let me use the password I 			*******		 want to use.
God damn it I hate passwords. It would be fine if they could be simple, or just something I'd remember, but NO, it has to be ******* fort knox everytime, and it has to be different on 5 different sites, I can't tell you the amount of times this **** has happened. I'll choose something like "apple" as my password, and this is what follows. "apple"
>"Password cannot have the username within it."
>Oh, makes sense, so in that case, "grapes"
>"Password must have a capital"
>Seems reasonable. "Grapes"
>"The capital cannot be the first letter of the password"
>Okay then, "gRapes"
>"Password must have at least one capital letter, and 3 numbers."
>Easy enough "gRapes123"
>"Numbers cannot be in sequential order"
>This is starting to get silly "gRapes125"
>"Numbers must have at least one letter between each"
>God damn it no. "gR1ap2es5"
>Password must be between 10-20 characters
>-sigh- "gR1ap2es5 ****** "
>There must be at least one capital for every 5 lowercase letters within your password.
> ******* ... "gR1ap2es5 ****** "
>Password valid, please re-enter for verification
>"gRa1p2es5 ****** "
>"Passwords do not match, please re-enter for verification."
>What do you mean they don't match?! What did I do wrong? Can you at least tell me? "gR1ap2es5 ****** "
>Password Valid, please enter the letters seen below to prove you're human *insert photofrom 1890 of sanskrit writing put through a paper shredder"
>Get it wrong 6 times before finally guessing right.
>Please answer these security question for when you forgot your password so we can help recover it. "what was your dinner on august 6th 1997" "what was your favorite childhood metaphysical law of the universe" "which teacher touched your nono in elementary school"
At this point you get what I'm saying, I hate sites that don't let you just use whatever password you want. If someone figures out my password and gets into my account, thats my own fault, let me use the password I ******* want to use.
User avatar #5 - leobreacker (05/03/2014) [+] (20 replies)
Only good thing previous Admin did is set it so passwords don't show *******
#44 - beroty (05/03/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Get on my level
#23 - summerizer (05/03/2014) [-]
But it hasn't worked because you've just shown me your password.
#27 - metalmind (05/03/2014) [+] (20 replies)
Ok, mine shouldn't be cracked by a brute force attack that soon.
I din't use my actual pw, but an equivalent one.
#36 to #27 - Nameloc (05/03/2014) [-]
Bitch please.

Here's how I make my passwords:
2 to 4 random words -- correcthorsebatterystaple 81bits of entropy
Capitalize each word -- CorrectHorseBatteryStaple 96bits of entropy
Shift each key to the right -- VpttrvyJptdrNsyyrtuDys[;r 117bits of entropy
Convert that bitch into Binary, Hex, or ASCII: Binary is 319bits of entropy; ASCII is 232bits of entropy; Hex is 223bits of entropy
Right now, our password is pretty damn ******* hard to crack.
Pic related, it's the binary version.

But it can be better.
If Binary or Hex, I filter it through using the Mnemonic system pinfruit.com/ : FISH AUDIT ANNOYED DIGIOIA ADDED JOWETT WEATHERED WOULD'VE DENY DHAKA WEIRD TON DEED THATCHED ZOO'S TWIDDY YURICK FOUT DELTA UNDO DENIED WHITEHEAD RITE DISHAW TOTE KIICHI VOWED UNITE DITTO LOPPED LABE TOD O'HARA screencast.com/t/yAOmsavOk screencast.com/t/iRP70rltrX5
That's the ASCII version.

Now your password is absolutely ************* impossible.
But you can take it a step further.
Filter the new password FISH AUDIT ANNOYED DIGIOIA ADDED JOWETT WEATHERED WOULD'VE DENY DHAKA WEIRD TON DEED THATCHED ZOO'S TWIDDY YURICK FOUT DELTA UNDO DENIED WHITEHEAD RITE DISHAW TOTE KIICHI VOWED UNITE DITTO LOPPED LABE TOD O'HARA into Binary or ASCII, then filter that through Pinfruit again.
Repeat until you're satisfied with the level of security.
Then delete the account because it's ******* impossible to login again.
#83 - stdinjectedorphan (05/03/2014) [-]
Oh, okay
#24 - skrewbacca (05/03/2014) [-]
**skrewbacca rolled image**   
>Be 14   
>Be unfunny fag doing 			****		 all day   
>Create email-account   
>Think it's funny to use "penis" as password   
>Computer says my password is to short   
>MFW
**skrewbacca rolled image**
>Be 14
>Be unfunny fag doing **** all day
>Create email-account
>Think it's funny to use "penis" as password
>Computer says my password is to short
>MFW
User avatar #4 - threadz (05/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Both long passwords and short complex passwords are secure because the password hacker person has no idea what method you used for creating your password.

I recommend the 4-random-words-followed-by-your-birth-year method.
It's easy to make a mnemonic device for that, and has moderate length and complexity.
#76 - mankey (05/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
My porn is safe for a little while longer.
#109 - tsoper (05/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I used to guess the passwords of little kids on club penguin.

Would type a pokemon name as the username, and "pokemon" as the password, you'll be surprised to how many accounts have pokemon as their password. Because i know i did.
#125 - tombobbusama (05/03/2014) [+] (6 replies)
It will take machines thousands of years to be able to understand
>that feel when no gf
#133 to #131 - tombobbusama (05/03/2014) [-]
Pfft, that's not my password. This is how secure my password is.

It says "that feel when I just lied to you"
#107 - hotdogsss (05/03/2014) [-]
Φ♦7¡Pm>"◘♠3B▼5→4╡1-ï∞░σ╞8∞m`¶♦5♠♣♦◘☺♥◘
#106 - eddyfairf ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #103 - tsoper (05/03/2014) [-]
I use a universal password, with 8 letters long and the number 1 at the end.

So something like this:

******* 1
User avatar #102 - dehfurk (05/03/2014) [-]
I absolutely agree that length is vastly superior to complexity of a password
BUT
the issue is so many websites cap passwords at like 10 - 15.

"Oh, I'm sorry, it seems your password is too secure. How about '12341'?"
#99 - unlithe (05/03/2014) [-]
get on my level scubs
#96 - arkamedies (05/03/2014) [-]
i should be safe then
#82 - hutty (05/03/2014) [-]
xkcd made this point too in one of their comics
im seriously tired of sites requiring caps numbers and special characters in their passwords when in the end it wont really make a diffrence

even worse are the sites that have size limits on how long your password can be ...
"8 letters is the maximum password size" ARE YOU ******* SERIOUS
#12 - donated (05/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Guess who just found his new password!
Good luck cracking my password bitches!
#42 to #12 - authentic (05/03/2014) [-]
Hmmmm.... I'm game for three guesses, let me know if I got close.   
1. 0mGAdD13sD1ck1f33lsgreat   
2. My4nu5D3m4ndsM04rc0x69!   
ooooor   
3. 1w4nty0urh4mIn_My54ndw1tch   
   
Was I close?
Hmmmm.... I'm game for three guesses, let me know if I got close.
1. 0mGAdD13sD1ck1f33lsgreat
2. My4nu5D3m4ndsM04rc0x69!
ooooor
3. 1w4nty0urh4m
In_My54ndw1tch

Was I close?
[ 137 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)