(untitled). .. God damn it I hate passwords. It would be fine if they could be simple, or just something I'd remember, but NO, it has to be fort knox everytime, and it has to  Size actually ma
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#13 - pokimone
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God damn it I hate passwords.  It would be fine if they could be simple, or just something I'd remember, but NO, it has to be ******* fort knox everytime, and it has to be different on 5 different sites, I can't tell you the amount of times this **** has happened.  I'll choose something like "apple" as my password, and this is what follows.  "apple"   
>"Password cannot have the username within it."   
>Oh, makes sense, so in that case, "grapes"   
>"Password must have a capital"   
>Seems reasonable.  "Grapes"   
>"The capital cannot be the first letter of the password"     
>Okay then, "gRapes"   
>"Password must have at least one capital letter, and 3 numbers."   
>Easy enough "gRapes123"   
>"Numbers cannot be in sequential order"   
>This is starting to get silly "gRapes125"   
>"Numbers must have at least one letter between each"   
>God damn it no. "gR1ap2es5"   
>Password must be between 10-20 characters   
>-sigh- "gR1ap2es5******"   
>There must be at least one capital for every 5 lowercase letters within your password.   
>*******... "gR1ap2es5******"   
>Password valid, please re-enter for verification   
>"gRa1p2es5******"   
>"Passwords do not match, please re-enter for verification."   
>What do you mean they don't match?!  What did I do wrong?  Can you at least tell me?  "gR1ap2es5******"   
>Password Valid, please enter the letters seen below to prove you're human *insert photofrom 1890 of sanskrit writing put through a paper shredder"   
>Get it wrong 6 times before finally guessing right.   
>Please answer these security question for when you forgot your password so we can help recover it.  "what was your dinner on august 6th 1997"  "what was your favorite childhood metaphysical law of the universe" "which teacher touched your nono in elementary school"   
At this point you get what I'm saying, I hate sites that don't let you just use whatever password you want.  If someone figures out my password and gets into my account, thats my own fault, let me use the password I ******* want to use.
God damn it I hate passwords. It would be fine if they could be simple, or just something I'd remember, but NO, it has to be ******* fort knox everytime, and it has to be different on 5 different sites, I can't tell you the amount of times this **** has happened. I'll choose something like "apple" as my password, and this is what follows. "apple"
>"Password cannot have the username within it."
>Oh, makes sense, so in that case, "grapes"
>"Password must have a capital"
>Seems reasonable. "Grapes"
>"The capital cannot be the first letter of the password"
>Okay then, "gRapes"
>"Password must have at least one capital letter, and 3 numbers."
>Easy enough "gRapes123"
>"Numbers cannot be in sequential order"
>This is starting to get silly "gRapes125"
>"Numbers must have at least one letter between each"
>God damn it no. "gR1ap2es5"
>Password must be between 10-20 characters
>-sigh- "gR1ap2es5******"
>There must be at least one capital for every 5 lowercase letters within your password.
>*******... "gR1ap2es5******"
>Password valid, please re-enter for verification
>"gRa1p2es5******"
>"Passwords do not match, please re-enter for verification."
>What do you mean they don't match?! What did I do wrong? Can you at least tell me? "gR1ap2es5******"
>Password Valid, please enter the letters seen below to prove you're human *insert photofrom 1890 of sanskrit writing put through a paper shredder"
>Get it wrong 6 times before finally guessing right.
>Please answer these security question for when you forgot your password so we can help recover it. "what was your dinner on august 6th 1997" "what was your favorite childhood metaphysical law of the universe" "which teacher touched your nono in elementary school"
At this point you get what I'm saying, I hate sites that don't let you just use whatever password you want. If someone figures out my password and gets into my account, thats my own fault, let me use the password I ******* want to use.
User avatar #95 to #13 - Tyfighter
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I think 90% of sites just need 6 characters 1 capitol and 1 number "Grapes1"
User avatar #86 to #13 - paintplayer
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Guys he worked hard on this comment he deserves more than 89 thumbs
User avatar #90 to #86 - pokimone
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I love you Honestly, I had no idea there could only be 25 line breaks in a comment. I had to cut out a lot of it because of that, lol.
#53 to #13 - scopepp
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That was hillarious, thumb for you
That was hillarious, thumb for you
User avatar #48 to #13 - eiaisqzbsesb
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"gRapes"

"which teacher touched your nono in elementary school"


I see a pattern here... Wanna talk about it?
User avatar #85 to #48 - pokimone
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You've cracked the code. I was secretly kidnapped as a child and am still being held by the teacher, save me please before she co... Oh no, I hear footsteps. I have to go!
User avatar #87 to #85 - eiaisqzbsesb
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I'm gonna need an adress.
User avatar #89 to #87 - pokimone
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Why would you need a dress?! THIS IS SERIOUS, NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE PLAYING DRESS UP!
User avatar #91 to #89 - eiaisqzbsesb
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Don't you know? Mulan thought me that Dresses are the perfect tools for infiltration.
User avatar #5 - leobreacker
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Only good thing previous Admin did is set it so passwords don't show *******
User avatar #32 to #5 - hypex
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okay lets test

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#6 to #5 - solomonkane
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Really? Hm.. Hogmaw2450
#10 to #6 - WhiteCrayon
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User avatar #18 to #5 - Steinwolf
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cool lets try it out
Hitlerdidnothingwrong
User avatar #25 to #5 - punnyjunky
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really? lemme test this out
I-don't-even-like-bacon-that-much
User avatar #26 to #25 - punnyjunky
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omfg u lier wer is the delte butten
User avatar #61 to #25 - oxymoronking
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i hate yo now
User avatar #74 to #5 - cmilanes
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ahhhh the old runescape password scam. clever.
User avatar #104 to #5 - tsoper
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iluvallison1
User avatar #110 to #104 - tsoper
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hacked into your account bitch!
#7 to #5 - nemecyst
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**********************
User avatar #45 to #7 - Bobzilla
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Oh man corruption of champions, if you have a fetish, it's present in that game
#92 to #45 - chitose
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Even Urethral penetration?
#127 to #92 - chickennagants
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yes, go to the plains and mountains for it last i remember
User avatar #128 to #127 - chitose
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Well I never played. I was just asking.
User avatar #100 to #92 - snowshark
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... I've not come across that one but having played that game I can assure you I would be thoroughly unsurprised it it happened.

I wouldn't even be shocked if I was forced to lay eggs out of my 20 Inch long canine fem-dick.
User avatar #77 to #45 - zahnrad
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I don't get cock vore.
User avatar #122 to #7 - durkadurka
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Wow it does work! See?: imagulibleasshole
User avatar #8 to #7 - nemecyst
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****
#44 - beroty
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Get on my level
#129 to #44 - toppone
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User avatar #132 to #44 - pickstar
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Inspect element
#98 to #44 - votekitty
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****. i writ in "*****" without speechmarks and it came up as common
User avatar #62 to #44 - oxymoronking
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why so many tabs?
User avatar #81 to #62 - beroty
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idk man,i just open a ******** of tabs of contents and thumb close them
i feel really satisfied after closing a great quantity of tabs
#23 - summerizer
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But it hasn't worked because you've just shown me your password.
#27 - metalmind
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Ok, mine shouldn't be cracked by a brute force attack that soon.
I din't use my actual pw, but an equivalent one.
User avatar #30 to #27 - goobyman
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it would take a DESKTOP PC
but what about 10 supercomputers?
User avatar #31 to #30 - metalmind
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Dunno, it would be pretty quick.
But still, 50+ digits is good enough I suppose.
User avatar #33 to #27 - studsper
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I have my safest password on a hidden folder on my computer. 50 octillion years
#34 to #33 - anon id: 700536dd
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I have a virtual harddrive on a separate hidden partition for that.
User avatar #40 to #27 - crazylance
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Can you link the website? Or is the address the same as the title I am seeing on the pic?
User avatar #51 to #40 - Nameloc
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howsecureismypassword.net/

You're best off downloading an offline Password manager, tbh.

keepass.info/
User avatar #52 to #51 - crazylance
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Nah, It's just because I'm curious and I wanna see how long it will take to hack the pass I have.
User avatar #65 to #52 - oxymoronking
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DONT ENTER YOUR REAL PASSWORD
User avatar #70 to #65 - stonetomcat
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Password to what?
User avatar #66 to #65 - crazylance
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I didn't, Jesus don't yell, my ears are sensitive
User avatar #67 to #66 - oxymoronking
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ILL YELL IF I WANT TO
User avatar #68 to #67 - crazylance
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o-ouch.. why do you have to be so mean?..
#36 to #27 - Nameloc
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Bitch please.

Here's how I make my passwords:
2 to 4 random words -- correcthorsebatterystaple 81bits of entropy
Capitalize each word -- CorrectHorseBatteryStaple 96bits of entropy
Shift each key to the right -- VpttrvyJptdrNsyyrtuDys[;r 117bits of entropy
Convert that bitch into Binary, Hex, or ASCII: Binary is 319bits of entropy; ASCII is 232bits of entropy; Hex is 223bits of entropy
Right now, our password is pretty damn ******* hard to crack.
Pic related, it's the binary version.

But it can be better.
If Binary or Hex, I filter it through using the Mnemonic system pinfruit.com/ : FISH AUDIT ANNOYED DIGIOIA ADDED JOWETT WEATHERED WOULD'VE DENY DHAKA WEIRD TON DEED THATCHED ZOO'S TWIDDY ****** FOUT DELTA UNDO DENIED WHITEHEAD RITE DISHAW TOTE KIICHI VOWED UNITE DITTO LOPPED LABE TOD O'HARA screencast.com/t/yAOmsavOk screencast.com/t/iRP70rltrX5
That's the ASCII version.

Now your password is absolutely ************* impossible.
But you can take it a step further.
Filter the new password FISH AUDIT ANNOYED DIGIOIA ADDED JOWETT WEATHERED WOULD'VE DENY DHAKA WEIRD TON DEED THATCHED ZOO'S TWIDDY ****** FOUT DELTA UNDO DENIED WHITEHEAD RITE DISHAW TOTE KIICHI VOWED UNITE DITTO LOPPED LABE TOD O'HARA into Binary or ASCII, then filter that through Pinfruit again.
Repeat until you're satisfied with the level of security.
Then delete the account because it's ******* impossible to login again.
User avatar #130 to #36 - swampwaterjack
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or you know you couldve said i cant hack your accounts
User avatar #140 to #130 - Nameloc
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It's entirely possible; As the Anon said, they could use social engineering methods.

What happens when people 'social engineer' their way into an account is they call up X company behind X user account. They pretend to be the owner of the account, and slowly work their way with the representative until they have access to the account.

One such case was displayed prominently here:
gizmodo.com/how-i-lost-my-50-000-twitter-username-1511578384
User avatar #141 to #140 - swampwaterjack
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i could ask admin acting as admin to hack into admins account?
User avatar #142 to #141 - Nameloc
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To get into Admin's account, you would need to think outside the 'box'.

You would have to call the web-hosting company he's signed up with pretending to be him; I doubt this will work since he has such a large package with them. They'd probably want you to send a photo of his ID in, and some other stuff.
User avatar #143 to #142 - swampwaterjack
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its not like im going to, but thanks for the info
#41 to #36 - anon id: 8f518a42
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it would suck if someone socially engineered their way into yoru account. then your password wont count for ****
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#105 - rhomboidmonk
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#83 - stdinjectedorphan
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Oh, okay
#24 - skrewbacca
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**skrewbacca rolled image**   
>Be 14   
>Be unfunny fag doing **** all day   
>Create email-account   
>Think it's funny to use "penis" as password   
>Computer says my password is to short   
>MFW
**skrewbacca rolled image**
>Be 14
>Be unfunny fag doing **** all day
>Create email-account
>Think it's funny to use "penis" as password
>Computer says my password is to short
>MFW
User avatar #4 - threadz
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Both long passwords and short complex passwords are secure because the password hacker person has no idea what method you used for creating your password.

I recommend the 4-random-words-followed-by-your-birth-year method.
It's easy to make a mnemonic device for that, and has moderate length and complexity.
#17 to #4 - posttwo
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#29 to #17 - ennemi
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Wouldn't the first password have : (26+26+10+15)^11 = 564154396389137449973 possibles combinaisons ?

and it would take 17889218556 years try all those combinaisons at 1000 try per seconds ?
#76 - mankey
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My porn is safe for a little while longer.
#88 to #76 - anon id: 753cc26e
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^ source?
User avatar #94 to #88 - mankey
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