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#45 - squilliams ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
One of my gerbils. Named him Luffy because he loves to eat and as soon as I put more food out for them he just sits in the bowl so Sanji (my other gerbil) can't eat until Luffy's finished.
User avatar #56 to #45 - tallzed ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Does he stretch?
#60 to #56 - squilliams ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Unfortunately he doesn't. Sanji kicks the shit out of everything though.
User avatar #61 to #60 - tallzed ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Is his foot on fire when de does it?
User avatar #73 to #61 - squilliams ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Thankfully no, otherwise all their bedding would go up in flames haha.
User avatar #74 to #73 - tallzed ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn. Awesome names though. Why did you decide to name Sanji, Sanji?
User avatar #76 to #74 - squilliams ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Because he kicks stuff, and is sort of blondish. I really wanted to name one Zoro but neither of them had any of his traits, other than sleeping quite a lot. I adopted them (: One of the other gerbils bit off Luffy's tail in the store that was selling them and they found Sanji cuddled up to him after it happened, so they got moved. So cute, yet he's a massive dick to me haha.
User avatar #83 to #76 - frankwest (01/09/2014) [-]
Find a gerbil and teach it how to use three swords at once. Do eeeet.
User avatar #84 to #83 - squilliams ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Teaching a gerbil to grow opposable thumbs will probably be the most difficult part of that haha.
User avatar #85 to #84 - frankwest (01/09/2014) [-]
Nah man, screw the thumbs, teach him how to control magnetic fields, he'll be able to stick swords to his little, fluffy, adorable, gerbil paws. Hell, he could stick them all over his body and become god of the Porcupines.
User avatar #86 to #85 - squilliams ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Haha, I'll get right to that then! Will report back if I have any success.
User avatar #87 to #86 - frankwest (01/09/2014) [-]
If you succeed you should probably report it to a news station and/or NASA. Not me
User avatar #88 to #87 - squilliams ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
You have a point there! Credit will go to you for the idea though.
User avatar #89 to #88 - frankwest (01/09/2014) [-]
"So where did you get that crazy idea?!"
"Some guy on the internet."
User avatar #90 to #89 - squilliams ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
That way they don't know exactly who they are so I don't have to share any of the money with you, yet I still feel good about myself haha.
User avatar #94 to #93 - squilliams ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Haha, that made my day!
User avatar #95 to #94 - frankwest (01/09/2014) [-]
Good!
User avatar #80 to #76 - tallzed ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Wow lol.
User avatar #62 to #61 - tallzed ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
He*
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