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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - crazyolitis
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(06/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #7 to #2 - immpossibru
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Oh god do I have to fap to this too?
User avatar #5 - Waro
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(06/27/2014) [-]
This is my new bucketlist.
#21 - devourhim
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(06/28/2014) [-]
What the **** op ???
#58 to #21 - generalgestapo [OP]
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(06/28/2014) [-]
yeah, stupid fag op blaze it already!
#28 - achphoenix
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(06/28/2014) [-]
mfw i fap to the sun
mfw i fap to the sun
#24 - morrdin
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I feel bad for all the completionists seeing this
#1 - chonies
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User avatar #12 to #1 - exclamation
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I already did, but to a superior girl.
User avatar #19 to #12 - faggotishshit
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Yeah, same here bro, Lilly truly is the superior girl!


No Hanako here.
User avatar #49 to #19 - exclamation
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I can't do that, though. My folks are asleep by then, my bed is an absolute haven, and running makes my stomach sick feeling worse.
User avatar #50 to #49 - faggotishshit
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Aaand, we've totally derailed from discussing the best girl, which is Lilly, of course, to talking about panic attacks.


The all-lights switch was a worthwhile investment, tho. I also always lock my door, because I'm a ******* scared little bitch.
User avatar #51 to #50 - exclamation
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No door in my house has locks except doors that go outside, which is pretty ******* gay.
Trust me. Shizune is best girl. She actually has a functioning work ethic.
User avatar #52 to #51 - faggotishshit
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Okay, let's both agree to disagree.
User avatar #53 to #52 - exclamation
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Sounds good.
User avatar #54 to #53 - exclamation
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dat akira tho
User avatar #29 to #19 - exclamation
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**** Lilly. Shizune is best girl.
User avatar #30 to #29 - faggotishshit
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***** I'd **** Lilly any day.
User avatar #31 to #30 - exclamation
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That's a real frickin' embarrassment.
User avatar #32 to #31 - faggotishshit
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Bitch, I don't care.
User avatar #33 to #32 - exclamation
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You should. You're settling for less than you know you can be getting.
User avatar #34 to #33 - faggotishshit
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I'm doing really good, here.
#36 to #34 - exclamation
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#37 to #36 - faggotishshit
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#38 to #37 - exclamation
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I'm gonna have to stop you there...
#39 to #38 - faggotishshit
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I still like Lilly more.
User avatar #41 to #39 - exclamation
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well that's because you suck, yo. Shizune is significantly superior waifu.
User avatar #42 to #41 - faggotishshit
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(06/28/2014) [-]
*****, you yell for her but she won't come.
User avatar #43 to #42 - exclamation
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Well, don't yell for women. Spam her phone so it vibrates.
User avatar #44 to #43 - faggotishshit
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I'm having a heart attack here, and the next ******* thing I do is start calling her on the phone.

f0ken gen1us m8
User avatar #45 to #44 - exclamation
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>Calling my gf
>i'm having a heart attack
So calling emergency services is not your priority?!
User avatar #46 to #45 - faggotishshit
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You can't think clearly while having a heart attack.

Your first option would be to scream, but since ya bitch is deaf, you can't do **** m8, you'll die there and she wouldn't even know.
User avatar #47 to #46 - exclamation
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If I can think clearly while almost vomiting at 2 AM because I'm having a panic attack, I think I can think clearly.
User avatar #48 to #47 - faggotishshit
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>vomiting
>panic attack

Bitch, get on my level, I run around screaming bloody murder while having a panic attack...
It totally defeats the point of a panic attack tho.

I have a switch in my room that turns EVERY light in my house on. And then I start running around screaming. It seems like a really viable alternative to pissing my pants and crying.
#25 to #1 - testaburger
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#56 - xardian
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Well... let's see, I've got a whole lot I think

Behind Seven Procies, Ambidextorous, Anger Management, Anti-Depressant,Backstabber,Behind Enemy Lines, Bisdegradable, Blinding Shot, Boogie Man, Careless,Complete Control,Company Ink, Corruption, Doggy Style, Drying Paint, Duracell, Early Bird, Endurance Test, Exposure, Family Shot, Fap Fap Away, The fapman, Farmer Jones, Feels Good Man, Friction Burn, Greedy ******, Green Thumb, Hard at Work, Holding the Line, HOT FIRE!, Hot Nights,I Buy It For The Articles, Imagination Mode, In Recent News..., Iron Man, Iron Will, Jaws, Just a Cold, Keeps the doctor away, Killstreak, Kodac Moment,Manfap,Messmaker,Multishot, Music to my ears, New Meat, Ninja-Fap, No Fear, No Hands,Quickshot,Rageeee,Rebound,Self Sufficiency,Shifty Shot,Sick ****,So Ronery,Stealth, Stealth Shot, Balls of Steel,Technology,The Good Student, This is so Wrong,Trap Fap,Under Pressure, Voyeur,Wet Willy,Work With what ya Got...

And I'm only 17 now... most things I did not, are things that I couldn't have done so far...
#57 to #56 - xardian
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Wow that's just 55.2%
Now I fell like a disgrace, ok at least, I do not smoke or drink, so these things aren't possible for me, then it is 60%, and I never worked so far... so that is not possible either
#55 - Bodykount
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(06/28/2014) [-]
How awesome would it be to be fapping in one of these locations and then upon finishing a ******* achievement pinged above your head!
#15 - hjklasdf
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Would meth count for the performance enhancer?
#13 - bobbyembry
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I did all this in boyscouts, I was promised patches
I did all this in boyscouts, I was promised patches