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stolen from reddit because i have no talent
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Submitted: 08/10/2014
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User avatar #2 - codyxvasco (08/10/2014) [+] (11 replies)
"That'll be 21.68 sir."

"Twenty frickin dollars for frickin Wendy's are you frickin serious?"

"Yes. Wendy's serves quality fresh never frozen beef and we care about our custome-"

"Twenty ******* dollars though?! You've gotta be ******* me? Like wtf?"

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ORDERED 2 BACONATORS AND A SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICH THEN. Maybe you should have looked at the price before you had me make food for you!
User avatar #14 - fadetometallica (08/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Military fag here.
We have it on a somewhat elevated scale. Some people blame us for what another (dumbass) military member did to them, or for the country's money issues (I don't choose how the military spends its money, I know they spend it like retards), or just war in general. Lady, I'm not a baby murderer. I just fix airplanes.
User avatar #5 - novren (08/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
at the emergency line, where I work

"I CALLED YOU TEN MINUTES AGO AND YOU HAVEN'T COME YET, WHERE THE HELL IS THE DAMN POLICE CAR"

"ma'am we are not the police, we have given them the info you gave us, it is not our fault that they haven't showed up. We will call them again and insist"

"YOU ******* ***** YOUR ARE USELESS I'M NEVER CALLING YOU AGAIN"

well don't ******* call again, bitch, I swear, sometimes...

Although today was a nice day 'cause a lady phoned us to thank us for the diligence (and it was me who had handled the incident)
User avatar #22 - rollmeanddie (08/11/2014) [-]
Up rolled a landwhale, so fluffy, so fat
With an expired coupon, can you believe that?
I pointed out her coupon was two months past date
And she told me she felt two months wasn't too late!
I demand to see your manager! screamed she
For I want this combo not for half off, but for three!
I called for my supervisor, I shouted through the door
While the landwhale grabbed two platters, three platters, four!
She bitched about service, she complained of our rice
She berated my supervisor, she howled about price!
When resolved was the issue, came customers more
I counted them all, a line of twenty four!
We ran out of noodles, just halfway through
And the food court manager was acting a Jew!
Anon! he shouted at the top of his lungs
You ought've stocked more, served less, made funds!
Fed up was I, and wishing to be dead
I loosed a great sigh, and then I said
I'm stocked up on plates, I'm stocked up on cups
I'm stocked up on sauces, but I'm all out of ***** !
#20 - mayoroftownsville (08/11/2014) [-]
That look of incomprehension and impotent rage when I tell them the price always rustles my jimmies.
User avatar #15 - thatdamnllama (08/11/2014) [-]
the hardware store i work at was having a sidewalk sale (we cleared everything out from the basement that was in a box and ready to be sold), and we filled up about 10 tables full of stuff, and we had 5 patio sets assembled. my boss was making up sale prices for **** , he had 2 guys in the back assembling the sets, and he had me (i'm 16, 5'11 and 160 lbs so i'm not super out of shape) bringing everything upstairs. i had spent the past 3 days putting stuff together, getting ready for this sale so by the day of it, i was ******* exhausted. my boss recognized this and told me to sit in the chair right by our computer for ordering stuff for a while, just to rest. people would come in to the store saying i should be doing something and god damn i've never seen 4 people (this is in a town of 350, with about 3 other towns coming to see this sale) defend me as much as my co-workers and boss were. that was the day i realized i ******* love my job.
#45 - kwanzalord (08/11/2014) [-]
I'm a pilot
mechanical issues happen from time to time
sometimes they're very serious and we have to cancel the flight
I get angry glares as I walk out the plane
it's my fault, because I broke the plane somehow

I guess people rather die in a plane crash than being late to their destination
User avatar #12 - theantihipster (08/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I work at a Rite Aid. Recently the policy changed so that us lowly peons of the system must card EVERYONE who buys alcohol or tobacco. 90% of customers are old as dirt. Never before been cussed out by a 90 year old woman.
User avatar #38 - badgerbaiting ONLINE (08/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Barman is pretty bad. It's not my fault your drunk ass tipped your pint over. Oh you don't like the wine YOU ****** ordered? Jesus tits.
#40 - thelastelephant (08/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Working in the kitchen as a dishwasher   
>Learned how to make some of the sandwiches we serve in case we get rushed   
>Ticket pops up for a BBQ pulled pork sandwich with no bun   
>Sandwich   
>No bun   
>Chef's and my FW
>Working in the kitchen as a dishwasher
>Learned how to make some of the sandwiches we serve in case we get rushed
>Ticket pops up for a BBQ pulled pork sandwich with no bun
>Sandwich
>No bun
>Chef's and my FW
User avatar #29 - artifact (08/11/2014) [-]
"that will be 32.12"

"what?! 32.12 for my order?!"

"ma'am, your husband ordered a large wicked, a large is 11 bucks as is. add 2 bucks cause its a wicked, and he also got double meat *$4*, extra bacon *$2*, Double cheese*$2, double cheese on a sandwich that gets 3 different kinds as is, 4 slices each being a large*, and avacado *$2*" not even ******** , a 22 dollar sandwich.

"I'm never going to be coming here again, its too expensive"
-Maybe, ma'am just bare with me, maybe if your husband didn't literally order our entire menu, then maybe your wallet can rest easy at night.- and yes they were a hefty couple
#24 - anonymous (08/11/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>just got first job at warehouse (local walmart like retail chain)   
>heard all the retail horror stories   
>think it won't be so bad   
>very first customer through my own checkout   
>"how will you be paying for that today, ma'am?"   
>"yes"   
   
I am not prepared for this
>just got first job at warehouse (local walmart like retail chain)
>heard all the retail horror stories
>think it won't be so bad
>very first customer through my own checkout
>"how will you be paying for that today, ma'am?"
>"yes"

I am not prepared for this
User avatar #37 to #36 - tiagodisouza (08/11/2014) [-]
it was a fat 70 year old lady
User avatar #23 - theugandanhero (08/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
There should seriously be a "this" button
User avatar #6 - phoenix grinder (08/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
death of a meme

we're burning through these much quicker these days
User avatar #4 - zomaru (08/11/2014) [-]
Had someone get aggravated at something, politely ask for my manager, then went off on my manager for doing everything she could to help her. She just smiled at me and said "Oh, it's not your fault, your manager should know how to do her job better." Plot twist, you just told off the ******* store manager, and you aren't getting free food because you are pissed.

I still don't know weather to hate this women for her rudeness, or like her for knowing fixing problems isnt a employee's job.
#50 - therealjc (08/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Some stupid bitch started yelling at me because her gift card voucher had expired.   
It's valid for 4 						*******					 years, what were you doing with your life?   
She then asks "If someone puts money on it, it mean's it shouldn't go out of date"   
"I understand that ma'am, but it has an expiry date, there's nothing I can do about it"   
"This is an oputrage, there was £50 on this, what am I going to do now"   
						*******					 people.
Some stupid bitch started yelling at me because her gift card voucher had expired.
It's valid for 4 ******* years, what were you doing with your life?
She then asks "If someone puts money on it, it mean's it shouldn't go out of date"
"I understand that ma'am, but it has an expiry date, there's nothing I can do about it"
"This is an oputrage, there was £50 on this, what am I going to do now"
******* people.
#32 - neelix (08/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
What'd I miss? Who's this guy and why's he on about companies?
User avatar #35 to #34 - TwiztidNinja (08/11/2014) [-]
maybe he da original mvp. only time will tell because im not.
User avatar #51 - lordtriggs (08/11/2014) [-]
I work for a video game store

I have far too many stories to tell
#49 - angelusprimus (08/11/2014) [-]
As someone who did fast food work in college...

Do you have any idea how often I had to explain to some half dressed white trash whale that "Yes, I know that there used to be a 20 nuggets for 2$ deal, but no, its no longer active and I can't sell it to you."
#1 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
you are welcome, but now i have to go, my common sense is tingling!
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