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Aaron
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I don' t normally do than types nothings, but this was
actually pretty fun. Such gibberish!
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#1 - hammerify (06/19/2014) [+] (9 replies)
This is so 						*******					 old.. it even states it's from 3 years ago...
This is so ******* old.. it even states it's from 3 years ago...
#10 - lulzdealer ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
#3 - captinchikin (06/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
What the 						****					 kind of name is Graydon?
What the **** kind of name is Graydon?
User avatar #37 - mrselfdestruct (06/20/2014) [-]
name: mrselfdestruct
name using elbow:m rfsderklfgdfedrsdtrfuct
name using chin: m,rtwel;fdesfrucgtf
slam face on keyboard:
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#50 - jamiemsm (06/20/2014) [+] (2 replies)
graydon.
more like gaydon hah am i right guys?
User avatar #43 - notnewaccount (06/20/2014) [-]
Name: Carlos
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Chin (beard): xcasz<edlkis
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How did I just do that with my whole face?
#41 - luckyspirit (06/20/2014) [-]
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#40 - telamatoes (06/20/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Is that actually an exert from the book?
User avatar #44 - anomorphous (06/20/2014) [+] (2 replies)
anomorphous
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If I don't dial the rotary phone to get my spaff foaming from my front bum, his clunger is going to leave my hairy goblet resembling a horse's collar. After having my tuna canal slammed, he then proceeded to plow my black hole. The unrelenting orgasms from his tallywacker hammering my chamber of squelch made me come so hard, I began sweating like a pregnant nun. The hammering of my fudge factory was so vigorous, he soon found his kids on a swing joining his cumtree deep in my Mavis Fritter. Some girls are happy just to audition the finger puppets when they're alone, but I can't get off without having an egg timer in my cod crater and a lightbulb up my brown mile.
#88 - popcornisland ONLINE (06/20/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Name: Kermit
Elbow: OKEY FJ IT IS TIME FOR MYSTERY BOX
Chin: FIRST CLOO IS SOMETHING GREEN
#93 to #91 - popcornisland ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
IT'S NOT ******* WEED YOU PIECE OF **** STONER
User avatar #55 - raginglolsquid (06/20/2014) [-]
Connor
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cviomnmnioer
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones; so let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus hath told you Caesar was ambitious; if it were so, it was a grievous fault, and grievously hath Caesar answered it. Here, under the leave of Brutus and the rest - for Brutus is an honorable man; so are they all, all honorable men - come I to speak in Caesar's funeral. He was my friend, faithful and just to me: but Brutus says he was ambitious; and Brutus is an honorable man. He hath brought many captives home to Rome whose ransoms did the general coffers fill: did this in Caesar seem ambitious? When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept: ambition should be made of sterner stuff. Yet Brutus says he was ambitious, and Brutus is an honorable man. You all did see that on the Lupercal, I thrice presented him a kingly crown, which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition? Yet Brutus says he was ambitious; and, sure, he is an honorable man. I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke, but here I am to speak what I do know. You all did love him once, not without cause: what cause withholds you then, to mourn for him? O judgement! Thou art fled to brutish beasts, and men have lost their reason! Bear with me; my heart is in the coffin there with Caesar, and I must pause till it come back to me.
User avatar #53 - mayhemlogic (06/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #39 - ryuggu (06/20/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Ryuggu
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i was cheating, don't tell anyone
User avatar #15 - procrasturbate (06/20/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Joey
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By now, my kipper dinghy was slobbering like a broken coffee maker. The seemingly never-ending streams of creamy load emanating from his spunk-filled spam rocket soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Now, I've seen more pricks than a second hand dartboard, but the sight of his bald-headed yogurt slinger made my minge mucus flow like a George Foreman grill. When he removed his cunt stretcher from my mud flap, he was pleasantly surprised to see a colon cobra staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the Mr. Hanky off his stilton sword. With my beef curtains now much like a bulldog in a windtunnel, he thought it was time to start shoving my chocolate starfish. Is now the time to tell him I really need to pinch off a toilet twinkie, I wondered?”
User avatar #78 - finblob ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Finlay
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come on and slam : and welcome to the jam
User avatar #77 - galkawhm (06/20/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Kellen
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #17 - vimana (06/20/2014) [+] (2 replies)
It's 4AM and I feel like being at least slightly stupid before bed

Vimana
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And then god said unto noah, built a ******* boat or you're going to get wet
#20 to #17 - psykobear (06/20/2014) [-]
Le bible is le crap
Le bible is le crap
User avatar #51 - mayhemlogic (06/20/2014) [-]
Steven
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ouch
User avatar #25 - freshpound (06/20/2014) [-]
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#24 - jakols (06/20/2014) [-]
i'd already forgotten that That was a thing on Facebook back then...
i'd already forgotten that That was a thing on Facebook back then...
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