turtles. . school Ppretty normal led named Lewis Adverage number befriends_ not tee weird. not tee smart. Wu get the idea assigned project en future careers tur
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turtles

school
Ppretty normal led named Lewis
Adverage number befriends_ not tee weird. not tee smart. Wu get the idea
assigned project en future careers
turn
leaves the room
Khornes back with a box
Tthere are hundreds in the box
Litterally hundreds
spills
Liittle turtles ******* everywhere
actual ****
starts FREAKING OUT. about the turtles escaping
Litterally bursts into tears
dad is a herpetologist and they' re his. turtles
Juewis stele. the turtles
ofthe turtles escape because they' re turtles. we post pickitem up and put them back: its not can run fast
me to take him to the office SC) they can call his dad and pick Liethe turtles
went stop crying
aactually has a seizure en the waite the office
turtle be}: again. all down the stairwell
Bealls down the stairs with them
his scalp mean. hits his face
Sturtles and bleed everywhere
havethe run up and down three flights of stairs and collect the turtles while Lewis is unconscious
Teachers later ask me why I helped the turtles and net Lewis. I still dent know.
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Submitted: 12/04/2013
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#4 - Jukkus (12/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"I still don't know."
#18 - dubstepforme (12/05/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I had 2 baby turtles when I was young, I was changing their water and I thought they might like warm water, so I let the warm water run for a minute and then filled their containment unit and when I put them in i could hear their screaming little squeals and they were trying to escape and I didn't understand what was happening, I later found out I cooked my turtles to death.
I had 2 baby turtles when I was young, I was changing their water and I thought they might like warm water, so I let the warm water run for a minute and then filled their containment unit and when I put them in i could hear their screaming little squeals and they were trying to escape and I didn't understand what was happening, I later found out I cooked my turtles to death.
#9 - dubstepforme (12/04/2013) [+] (9 replies)
theres some wierd saying i swear I've heard somewhere

"It's turtles all the way down"
User avatar #13 - princessren (12/04/2013) [-]
I was actually really scared for the turtles the whole time
until the part about him splitting his skull
but even then I was still alittle nervous for the turtles
#25 - daemascus (12/05/2013) [-]
Fun fact: George RR Martin was inspired by his pet turtles to create game of thrones. As a child little georgey made up stories about how his turtles were all plotting against one another.
Fun fact: George RR Martin was inspired by his pet turtles to create game of thrones. As a child little georgey made up stories about how his turtles were all plotting against one another.
#33 - knightofshadows (12/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"not like they can run fast"
"not like they can run fast"
#29 - sanguinesolitude (12/05/2013) [-]
mfw reading this
mfw reading this
#41 - bvsfang (12/05/2013) [-]
He helped the turtles the the turtle race was not slowly destroying the entire earth, obviously.
#1 - ojezcola (12/04/2013) [-]
For the turtles, it's like "The Great Escape".
#26 - limb (12/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I drowned my pet mouse in SunnyD when I was 7.   
   
 I thought he was thirsty.
I drowned my pet mouse in SunnyD when I was 7.

I thought he was thirsty.
#7 - thelongestusername (12/04/2013) [-]
Lost it at, "None of the turtles escape because they're turtles.
#57 - detroitt (12/05/2013) [-]
because you understand their troubles
#28 - acidrapper (12/05/2013) [-]
"none of the turtles escape because they're turtles"
#30 - fairnheight (12/05/2013) [-]
"That does it. I'm not letting any kid of mine attend school on earth ever again!"
#10 - tomawrath (12/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
10/10

one of my all-time favorites.
#14 to #10 - allseriousness (12/04/2013) [-]
>life is "ruff"

lul
User avatar #8 - marohawk (12/04/2013) [-]
Well the kid flipped out about losing them so he thought that the turtles were more important.
#16 - anonymous (12/04/2013) [-]
I had three turtles.

They all ran away.
User avatar #6 - soupkittenagain (12/04/2013) [-]
He didn't want to go to shell.
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