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varrlegrimscythe (05/01/2014) [-]
>Be me.
>Retired from millitary service.
>Trying to keep military history on the down low.
>Start working at small bar.
>Get in some freaky looking people but they're pretty chill.
>One day weird thing comes in.
>Bald, fat, bright blue lipstick, and clothes that are too tight.
>Not sure if boy or girl.
>It starts yelling at patrons telling them to check their privilege, and for them to stop oppressing it.
>Tell it kindly it has to leave or I'll will call the authorities.
>It gets right up in my face and shouts
>"DIE CIS SCUM!"
>Wartime flashback.
>Training kicks in.
>Pull out sidearm and vaporize it.
>Mfw.
>Retired from millitary service.
>Trying to keep military history on the down low.
>Start working at small bar.
>Get in some freaky looking people but they're pretty chill.
>One day weird thing comes in.
>Bald, fat, bright blue lipstick, and clothes that are too tight.
>Not sure if boy or girl.
>It starts yelling at patrons telling them to check their privilege, and for them to stop oppressing it.
>Tell it kindly it has to leave or I'll will call the authorities.
>It gets right up in my face and shouts
>"DIE CIS SCUM!"
>Wartime flashback.
>Training kicks in.
>Pull out sidearm and vaporize it.
>Mfw.
The joke seems to have gone over your head.
The CIS are a faction from Starwars made up of (mostly) droids. Pretty much any battledroid you see in any Starwars film is part of the CIS.
Due to being exposed to the glory of Starwars Battlefront long before being exposed to the proverbial ********************* that is online feminazism, many people, myself included, think of the battledroids as opposed to cisgender people whenever somebody mentions "die cis scum".
Those ******* Droid Engineers though. Always right behind you when you're playing Republic.
Always.
The CIS are a faction from Starwars made up of (mostly) droids. Pretty much any battledroid you see in any Starwars film is part of the CIS.
Due to being exposed to the glory of Starwars Battlefront long before being exposed to the proverbial ********************* that is online feminazism, many people, myself included, think of the battledroids as opposed to cisgender people whenever somebody mentions "die cis scum".
Those ******* Droid Engineers though. Always right behind you when you're playing Republic.
Always.
> implying they are limited to America
> implying Sweden isn't full of them
> implying Sweden isn't full of them
I live out in the countryside of a small country, can you tell me which countries currently have a lot of feminists?