truth. . AIRPORTS SEE MERE SINCERE KISSES THAN WEDDING HALLS. THE WALLS BF HOSPITALS HAVE HEARD MERE PRAYERS THAN THE WALLS BF CHURCHES,. and the bathroom stalls would rather not talk about it
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AIRPORTS SEE MERE
SINCERE KISSES THAN
WEDDING HALLS.
THE WALLS BF HOSPITALS
HAVE HEARD MERE
PRAYERS THAN
THE WALLS BF CHURCHES,
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#1 - imalamp (04/16/2014) [+] (5 replies)
and the bathroom stalls would rather not talk about it
#3 - tittylovin (04/16/2014) [+] (20 replies)
In other words, literally any other place is better than church. Checkmate Christians.
User avatar #21 - manbearpiglet (04/16/2014) [+] (4 replies)

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?" The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi driver, of New York City."

Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi drive, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." The taxi driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am the Right Reverend Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."

"Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a taxi driver and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?"

"Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed."
#17 - yummybacon (04/16/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I don't think those are actually true.    
Airports don't have eyes and walls don't have ears.
I don't think those are actually true.
Airports don't have eyes and walls don't have ears.
#12 - theshwazy (04/16/2014) [+] (5 replies)
**theshwazy rolled image**
mfw im married
User avatar #9 - lean (04/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
No one gets more ass than the toilet seat.
User avatar #46 - lolollo (04/17/2014) [+] (21 replies)
That's because weddings are mostly ceremonial in nature meant for the families of the couple.

That and it's extremely depressing to be an atheist on your deathbed.
User avatar #54 to #53 - lolollo (04/17/2014) [-]
When I was at war, I held two dying people and they both converted to a religion right before dying. Prove me wrong.
Also, way to go for the typical depiction of religion as only being something related to giving praise to a fabricated entity. It's about pondering the possibility of an afterlife, not sudden worship. But hey, you can play the typical atheist if you want, make the rest of them/us look bad.
#59 - gharshi (04/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
yeah, I'm sure this is 100% legit and they kept track over every single prayer in the hospitals and compared them to the ones from the church
yeah, I'm sure this is 100% legit and they kept track over every single prayer in the hospitals and compared them to the ones from the church
#22 - krayon (04/16/2014) [-]
**krayon rolled image** MFW My toilet has heard more cries of pain,sorrow,and joy than any battlefield
#44 - bariummanisback (04/17/2014) [-]
Actions are triggered by need.
#19 - mrdavidamnesia (04/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
"Haven't we been over this already?"
"Just shut up and watch the disgusting couple kiss Loki..."
User avatar #30 - revengeforfreeze (04/16/2014) [-]
legitimately deep
User avatar #29 - thebaseballexpert ONLINE (04/16/2014) [+] (5 replies)
the first one is plausile. More people fly than get married.

The second one..meh. Churches have been around for hundreds of years. There was also a time when LITTERALLY everyone but a handfull of people were religious. if you didn't pray or go to church regularly you were seen as "evil" and would be shunned or killed or something
#36 to #29 - xcoreyx (04/16/2014) [-]
I don't think it means literally the amount
User avatar #20 - usarmyexplain (04/16/2014) [-]
What about hospital chapels? Or people that get married at the airport hotel?
#4 - mowgaycraft (04/16/2014) [-]
OP has had more dicks inside him than an Apple Store
#89 - kinginyellow (04/17/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Meh, you don't have to be in Church to pray at all, the point of prayer is also meant to be for yourself and they make a point in the bible that going to Church for the sole purpose of being seen praying isn't real prayer. And I'd believe that a dying person's plea for forgiveness would be way more sincere than another Sunday service, no offense.

And a kiss is only as sincere as the people, so that airport one just sounds so farfetched. Just because your loved one isn't going away doesn't mean your kiss won't be sincere. Plus how many people might go off and cheat after? Kinda evens out the people who aren't marrying for love.
#87 - deadmuerto (04/17/2014) [-]
comments below
#45 - chacaraman (04/17/2014) [-]
... no adults needed
#40 - anon (04/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
*Insert any comment with a negative view on religion*
*Le edgy comment*
#80 to #40 - dehnoobshow (04/17/2014) [-]
Ah, anon. Why did I make this simply for you?
Ah, anon. Why did I make this simply for you?
#109 - LloydIrving (04/17/2014) [-]
I seriously did not expect this one to spark the anti-religious fires that typically plague this site's comments sections.   
   
They're there though, clear as day. I'll just be glad the community here is a bit more respectful (for the most part) than others.
I seriously did not expect this one to spark the anti-religious fires that typically plague this site's comments sections.

They're there though, clear as day. I'll just be glad the community here is a bit more respectful (for the most part) than others.
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