true stuff. seems about right for us over here . Yesterday I made a post about the Irukandji jellyfish, And people kind of flipped out and started asking "WHY C
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seems about right for us over here

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Yesterday I made a post about the Irukandji
jellyfish, And people kind of flipped out and
started asking "WHY CANT AUSTRALIA ONE
ANIMAL?" And I was like, "Well. thath
not right. Some of our animals are okay."
So here. Meet this little guy:
He' s a huntsman spider. and he' s a little ball
of happiness. He t; aret make webs. so you
never need to worry about walking into one,
And you never need to worry about where
he is beer: Duse, usually, he' s in plain sight. In
your house.
A lot of people were scared of the irukandji
because it was so small. Don' t worry about
this guy. An is
about as big as your hand. All good.
He frightens easily, the poor thing. So if he
sees you coming at him, he' ll run around all
******* insane. But he doesn' t really run like a
normal spider. He' s better than that. Instead,
think majestic galloping, Chilled as right?
He' s also good at killing smaller spiders and
other pests. To do so. he them down
like a ************* cheetah.
Nothing escapes- Hell yeah. He' s nature' s
bodyspray, Handy. right?
But he' s not venemous to humans. He doesn' t
want to bite you. He just wants to be your
friend. Your bestfriend. Forever.
So stop saying that everything in Australia
wants to kill you. Some of our animals are
fuzzy and cute and friendly.
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#1 - dawsyy (01/27/2014) [+] (9 replies)
stickied by dawsyy
i don't know how to edit description, but i forgot to add not mine of course.
User avatar #2 - rikter (01/27/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I love the fact that the cuddly and friendly Australian thing is a huge ******* spider with amazing speed.
#40 - ridivey ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
"oh don't worry about it being too small, it's the size of your hand so it's all good!"
#18 - brigettasandra (01/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
But of course, the one "fuzzy and cute and friendly" animal is a GOD DAMNED SPIDER.
User avatar #9 - psykobear (01/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Just wants to be your friend.
Runs away when he sees you.
Sounds like everyone wants to be my friend.
#15 - slenderwolf (01/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I have a daddy long legs in the corner of my bedroom ceiling. I feed him wounded mosquitoes and **** , hes my spider bro.
User avatar #38 - somekornchick (01/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
i name every huntsman i find 'hairy fred'. it's true that these guys are so chill. they're the spiderbros of australia!!
#37 - ballerfifteen (01/28/2014) [-]
i had one of these little guys living in my room he would eat all the mozzies and flys that came into my room. i dont know what happened to that little guy but i never saw him again
i had one of these little guys living in my room he would eat all the mozzies and flys that came into my room. i dont know what happened to that little guy but i never saw him again
#36 - kanatana ONLINE (01/28/2014) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #7 - lmfaoattheboat ONLINE (01/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Jumping Jack Ants vs. Huntsman Spider | Monster Bug Wars I found the source of the huntsman/ jumping jack ant source...
User avatar #42 - testing (01/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I'm sure they've indirectly killed a number of people by falling on them in the car, causing them to drive into a wall.
#26 - nonanonnon (01/28/2014) [-]
So your standard of "cute and friendly" is a hand-sized spider?
#20 - hellomynameisbill (01/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Then why the fukc is it called the huntsman?
#64 - vladhellsing (01/28/2014) [-]
I had a huntsman in my house for about two years. Called it 'Khadar', it mostly just sat on the wall watching me play videogames. Pretty chill little guy.

< That's him.
User avatar #51 - lozengekat (01/28/2014) [+] (10 replies)
... Im moving to Australia by the end of the year ..... this is the kind of **** that makes me think Im making a bad decision!
#75 to #74 - dawsyy (01/31/2014) [-]
you will fit in great.
#49 - autoxx (01/28/2014) [-]
I had a spider crawl in my ear a couple nights ago, woke me up from 						*******					 DEEP sleep and then I promptly fell over into the wall because he was throwing off my balance scratching around in there...   
He finally ran out across my face after a couple of minutes of me standing still and I smashed that 						******					 all over my cheek/nose.   
I damn near broke my nose doing it but at least the prick died and didn't get away to do it again.
I had a spider crawl in my ear a couple nights ago, woke me up from ******* DEEP sleep and then I promptly fell over into the wall because he was throwing off my balance scratching around in there...
He finally ran out across my face after a couple of minutes of me standing still and I smashed that ****** all over my cheek/nose.
I damn near broke my nose doing it but at least the prick died and didn't get away to do it again.
User avatar #30 - mangostormlegend (01/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Isn't the giant huntsman the world's largest spider, though?
#31 to #30 - dawsyy (01/28/2014) [-]
i thought it was the goliath birdeater tarantula
User avatar #6 - timelordjam (01/27/2014) [-]
Our cat breeds are cute
User avatar #33 - krasnogvardiech (01/28/2014) [-]
This IS Spiderbro. Doesn't even leave any webs.
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