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Nye operated nuclear reactors
shad sex with the daughter of one ofthe top ten most powerful men in the country
norefer Lol to dota
scant get addicted to nicotine
aabout to be roommates with a rockstar
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User avatar #10 - demandsgayversion (08/06/2014) [+] (9 replies)
>React to nuclear operators
>had sex with ten powerful men on top of my daughter
>LOL at shota
>addicted to Nic Cage
>Roommate is a starfish
>Invest in everything
User avatar #32 - thatguyblaze (08/06/2014) [+] (8 replies)
>Graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals
>Been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda
>I have over 300 confirmed kills
>I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.
>trained in gorilla warfare
>I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps

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#4 - vorarephilia ONLINE (08/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>i've done nothing very impressive. Maybe some day, but that requires effort.    
>If any of you met me IRL, you would not realize I have a vore fetish.    
>club penguin 5 eva!    
>caffeine makes me tired.    
>I have no specific talent, but I am pretty ok at most things that aren't music.    
   
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>i've done nothing very impressive. Maybe some day, but that requires effort.
>If any of you met me IRL, you would not realize I have a vore fetish.
>club penguin 5 eva!
>caffeine makes me tired.
>I have no specific talent, but I am pretty ok at most things that aren't music.

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User avatar #30 - kranske (08/06/2014) [+] (10 replies)
-qualified diesel mechanic
- made a ton of money, paid cash for my 3 year old car brand new
- play nither
-made the sex multiple times
-litfing to get fitter and become a full time fireman
- house sitting for one the wealthist people in my home town
- do miss my friends abroad
User avatar #34 to #30 - brokentrucker ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
>3 year old brand new

As in, you bought it new, three years ago?
User avatar #18 - dissectedtesticle (08/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>student
>virgin af
>bored of LoL, never played DotA
>smoke around 15 cigs average per day
>i have a cat (???)
>i'm good at everything i invest effort in

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#19 to #18 - HarvietheDinkle (08/06/2014) [-]
>15 cigs average per day.
[spoiler] >le me-me arrows [/spoiler]
#52 - boxofwonderz (08/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>National Science Olympiad Silver Medal   
>2011 Highest Ranked Rookie Team in the World FIRST Robotics   
>Eagle Scout  woo America    
>Had sex w/ gf   
>Go to a private engineering school  Science is fun    
>Had the equivalent of 5 beers my entire life   
   
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>National Science Olympiad Silver Medal
>2011 Highest Ranked Rookie Team in the World FIRST Robotics
>Eagle Scout woo America
>Had sex w/ gf
>Go to a private engineering school Science is fun
>Had the equivalent of 5 beers my entire life

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#26 - hypex ONLINE (08/06/2014) [+] (8 replies)
ive had sex a couple of times
beginning my 13th out of 16 years of school
luv dota and all manner of RTS games
i got a iq of 146
im not psychologically damaged

ok/10 life, could have been worse
#63 to #26 - puremich (08/06/2014) [-]
would've been ok if you didn't mention the IQ
#121 - FightClub (08/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>was #1 commentator on FJ

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#98 - grandlordchicken (08/06/2014) [-]
>can kill a man using only my own body
>can survive hundred foot falls
>invincible against small blades and low caliber bullets
>was born on primordial earth from cooling magma
>people say I'm "made of rock"
~4 billion
#62 - salsawin (08/06/2014) [-]
>Just got accepted to Environmental Engineering Doctorate program
>Married, only woman I've ever had sex with
>League all the way bby
>Never touched a cig (Smells gross)
>Roommates with my friggin awesome grandpa (He had a stroke, wife and I keep an eye on him--rest of family thinks we're doing them a favor, but I love my grandpa to death and living at his house has been the shiz)
>Life is good man, I love the lab I'm in, I love my wife, and I might have to work hard to figure things out, but I usually can get it figured out

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User avatar #79 - capslockrage (08/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>dropped out of highschool
>was a loser for a little while
>finally got off my ass and got my G.E.D
>applying for jobs
>got a job as an I.T guy at a good company
>can buy my own house after 2 years
User avatar #54 - tdogmeds (08/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I ****** a whore for free once.
User avatar #28 - alhemicar (08/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Hey, Whiterussian idk how to make an adjective of Belarus :c are ******* hot, and having sex with their miss would be more than a win
User avatar #16 - rahtoga (08/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
> ****
User avatar #23 to #16 - huehuehuepster (08/06/2014) [-]
hello sexy
User avatar #128 - captainstinkypinky (08/06/2014) [-]
>19
>no job
>tfw no gf
>going into sophomore year of college, still no idea what I'm doing, but I'm on scholarship so I'm getting a ******** degree until I figure **** out
>still live at home with family
>very few close friends, find it hard to create/maintain relationships

life of a champ
User avatar #125 - mattdoggy (08/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>21
>done nothing incredibly significant with my life to date
>got a girlfriend i've had almost a year
>saw and heard bigfoot once
>still at home with mom while going to college (it's 5 minutes down the road)
>don't have a job
>spend most every day just laying around and playing games on my cellphone because the internet too bad to play console/pc games
>9/10 living the dreams
User avatar #122 - lillbeets (08/06/2014) [-]
> I can ride my bike with no handlebars
#104 - finalfantasymaster (08/06/2014) [+] (5 replies)
>15   
>about to finish highschool   
>almost top of my class, been a lonely bookworm for as far as i can remember, not very popular, only few "friends"   
>didnt really get bullied that much, only for like 5th grade   
>i have no idea what carreer to choose (would apreciate it if you helped me)   
>the only bad thing i have going on is my loneliness   
>for now have a job as tech support at a small buisness   
>helps me buy my own 			****		 cuz mom couldnt give less of a 			****		 about my things (for christmas i only got a personal cake and i had to pay half of it)   
>not a virgin, for reasons...   
>MFW my life is 4.5 out of 10
>15
>about to finish highschool
>almost top of my class, been a lonely bookworm for as far as i can remember, not very popular, only few "friends"
>didnt really get bullied that much, only for like 5th grade
>i have no idea what carreer to choose (would apreciate it if you helped me)
>the only bad thing i have going on is my loneliness
>for now have a job as tech support at a small buisness
>helps me buy my own **** cuz mom couldnt give less of a **** about my things (for christmas i only got a personal cake and i had to pay half of it)
>not a virgin, for reasons...
>MFW my life is 4.5 out of 10
User avatar #108 to #107 - exclamation (08/06/2014) [-]
I recommend looking into sciences. Find one you love. I love meteorology... a lot. It's amazing. You should find one, too.

You're a year behind me, so I can give you advice for the coming year. Take the goddamn ACT and do good. Take it as many times as needed. Keep your GPA up. Seeing as your mom is ****** is doing the bare minimum, scholarship money is key.
#61 - mcmental (08/06/2014) [-]
> Trained in the most brutal BDSM Camp since I was 6
> ****** and been ****** by so many I've lost count
> I prefer to be the Dom
> I cant get an erection without TriMix
> My roommate is Lily Thai
> My collection of Dragon Dildos takes up an entire warehouse
User avatar #44 - sciencexplain (08/06/2014) [-]
>my most impressive achievement is my masters in forensic science
>finished my studentship which i was about 3 months behind on
>overweight. not obese, overweight, according to the NHS official BMI calculator
>relationshipless, kissless virgin beta
>i don't even play PC because im too dirt poor
>it was a struggle to even think of this many things to list

2/10 try again
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