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did you know subway has train carts? You're welcome.

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I Anonymous (ID: ) 05/ 07/ 13( Tue) 23: 1163 No.
Subway stories thread.
sbe tonight
sget outwork alter 12 hour day
shangri as ****
suecide to gs to subway
sgc in
bitch behind counter
sshe' s in the process of packaging up all ofthe sandwich fixing forthe night
sputters "sorry we' re closed" with the typical fat bitch attitude
steable chin flutters as she speaks
may, "the sign says Wu close at y
sshe says "yeah well it closing time"
speant to the clock an the wall, it' s 8: 23
isjust need a sandwich
sshe still wants to argue and tell me to leave
sask ifi can speak to the manager
sshe then says "fine whaddaya want"
sheilding shakes as waddles warts the bread
stell her i want a footlong club
sshe pulls out the sandwich stuff and start assembling the sandwich
******** slaps all ofthe **** an the sandwich and slams it down an the counter
tthen with the attitude asks "is that all sir?"
s" i' d a little mayo"
sshe ******* pews havethe bottle an the ******* sandwich
sis this bitch serious?
s" tell her no no no, i said a little mayo. ycu' re gonna have to get a new piece of bread."
essentually she finishes the sandwich
******** sloppiest looking sandwich we aver seen
sse sloppy a starving Ethiopian wouldnt touch
sshe starts ringing it up
sthere' s no way i' m paying terms ****
tthen have a great idea
swam, I' m going to need four mere sandwiches in addition to that"
sshe says "seriously?"
s" yeah seriously"
sge through the process of having her create 4 ofthe mast godforsaken sandwiches man has aver seen
share her lead each up with cheeses and double meat and ranch and mayo and all ofthe toppings and sauces
minutes afterthe fat bitch is finally done, shes enraged and sweaty from the workout ijust gave her
stell her "sorry, i left my wallet in the car, i' ll be right back"
back
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#5 - goseikiba (07/03/2014) [+] (18 replies)
Why do fat girls have this kinda annoying attitude like they are the best, most-attractive-that's-why-I-can-stare-you-down kinda attitude?
#6 - mikepetru ONLINE (07/03/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Around my area the subways are all manned by Indians with THICK accents.  Half the time I can't even understand what they're asking when preparing my sandwich.   
"Wuhchis?"   
"I'm sorry?"   
"You wuchis?"   
"I can't understand what you're saying"   
"Do-you-wun-chis?"   
MFW he pointed to the cheeses and I got it.
Around my area the subways are all manned by Indians with THICK accents. Half the time I can't even understand what they're asking when preparing my sandwich.
"Wuhchis?"
"I'm sorry?"
"You wuchis?"
"I can't understand what you're saying"
"Do-you-wun-chis?"
MFW he pointed to the cheeses and I got it.
#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
As a subway Employee:

I am appalled at such treatment of sandwiches, even when a late night shift.

Though the Closer in me understands that it takes FOREVER to finish closing, so they let us close like 15 minutes early. She shouldn't have been closing THAT early though.
#18 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/04/2014) [+] (22 replies)
more subhue
#1 - sirbrentcoe (07/03/2014) [-]
this pleases the fatgods.
this pleases the fatgods.
User avatar #23 - neokun (07/04/2014) [-]
>be me few months ago
>at a heavy metal concert with friend
>loud as **** music as its an inside venue
>bands take a break, we head to KFC till it resumes
>get to the counter
>heavy think scottish accent
>imagine drinking a bottle of tar, but not swallowing it.
>thats what this ****** sounded like
>best part is, he has a lisp.
>I was deaf from the gig, couldn't understand a ******* word this man was saying.
>got angry and whilst mumbling complete and utter **** to my face
>continue to communicate to each other through signs and mouthing
>get new staff member
>get my meal after about 10 minutes
>friends already finished food
>mfw had to eat my kfc boneless banquet in the venue whilst in a mosh pit.

No face... was too busy eating KFC to take pictures.
#21 - bluwizard (07/04/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** so then there's this
User avatar #61 - lotengo (07/04/2014) [-]
>be me, at subway few weeks ago
>order footlong spicy italian
>8/10 ct3.14 ask me about the veggies. I oder a bit of everything
>pay for my spicy italian and walk back home

my life is lame, i dont have cool subway stories
#55 - bazda (07/04/2014) [-]
>be me, today
>order footlong pulled pork
>lots of pickles, extra sauce
>it was delicious
> decided to try the aged cheddar and black pepper lays
>they taste like ****
#47 - sloot (07/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>me a few months ago
>at Subway and during my Lunch break
>So busy line is going out the door
>Poor Sandwich slaves are working incredibility fast
>Not messing up any orders
>Skinny fedora wearing beta fag spills his drink on himself
>Runs up to the cash register
>"Give me some ******* napkins I spilled my drink"
>Acts like he isn't a ******** for not being able to drink a soda
>I hate society
#60 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/04/2014) [-]
One of my best friends work at subway so every time i'm off from work I make sure to go to him. He makes a pretty kick-ass sandwhich... and i can also tell him he's my bitch and to slap some more ham on that ************ .
#54 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/04/2014) [-]
it was OP working there trying to close and some fat bitch came in asking for food and doing all that extra **** you guys would not be on her side. Op is a dick.
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User avatar #10 - OsamaBinLadenz (07/03/2014) [-]
I thumb even if I only blow a little more air out of my nose than usual, but I actually laughed for a good few seconds at this. I absolutely love this.
User avatar #9 - metalheadtildeath (07/03/2014) [-]
buffalo chicken, pepper-jack cheese, jalapenos, mushrooms, and chipotle sauce. ( **** idc, pick a bread dude) also, toasted so the cheese melts
#8 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Im glad that the Subway over here closes at 4am
User avatar #3 - snuffleuphagus (07/03/2014) [-]
subway employees dont give any ***** . i cant tell you how many highschool kids have just given free food to anyone who asks
#4 - mckinkymcormic (07/03/2014) [-]
HOW_ DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE_ YOU!
HOW_ DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE_ YOU!
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